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#1 Jun 04 2004 at 12:50 AM Rating: Excellent
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I've really enjoyed this forum. However, recent events on the board have made it quite clear to me that though times may change, I lack the stamina to change with them.

I can feel my age catching up with me, tugging my coattails, nipping at my heels. I feel like I'm a thousand years old. Whatever muse may have guided me earlier in my board career has clearly abandoned me, and from the looks of things, did so a few hundred years ago.

I'd like to think I've left an indelible impression on the board. That may or may not be the case. What I do know, however, is that if I continue to wallow in the stream of medicority in which I am currently adrift, any impression I've left will be washed away in a deluge of drivel.

I would like to offer all of you a heartfelt "Thank you", even the people with whom I've shared a lifelong animosity and rivalry.

Specifically, I'd like to thank:

Hippo
Twizt
Luke
Totem
Smash
Darkflame
Nexa
Joph
Taco
Git
gbaji
Tehom
Tare
Katie
Moe
Cogmatix

Before I leave, I'd like to make two requests:

1. Admins, I'd like to ask you for one last favor. In my latest short-lived absence, I've been accused of being the puppeteer of more than one puppet. Could you please clear my name and assure the board I have no sockpuppets (assuming I'm telling the truth)?

2. To whoever gets ahold of my password first, you may do whatever you like to any of my posts- with the exception of this one. I ask only that you leave this post intact.

P.S. I'm fully aware that seeing as this is my third "Last Post", it will be dismissed as an uninspired attempt at garnering attention for myself whilst (unsuccessfully) drawing attention away from any sockpuppets which you believe I have. And I wouldn't have it any other way. Every time I'm suspected of being the person behind a sockpuppet, I come just a little closer to obtaining immortality- something I'd never be able to achieve by remaining.

Thank you, guys.

Username: Thundra
Password: prometheus
#2 Jun 04 2004 at 1:14 AM Rating: Good
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Take it easy thundra.

Tacosid

Edited, Fri Jun 4 02:15:25 2004 by Tacosid
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#3 Jun 04 2004 at 1:25 AM Rating: Decent
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Of course, we have no reason to assume you posted a fake password. Thus anyone that tries it will assume "Damn, someone else got to it first." And you will be free to post under your original name with the rest of us still thinking it's whoever got your password. The ultimate sockpuppet trick, perhaps?

#4 Jun 04 2004 at 1:27 AM Rating: Good
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It's honestly a shame to see you go, Thundra. This board just seems to be dying slowly, and your absence will be felt for a long time. Drop in and say "hi" every once in a while.

Twiztid
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#5 Jun 04 2004 at 2:05 AM Rating: Good
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I can feel my age catching up with me...


You are like ******* what, 27? I've had hard-ons last longer than that. Admit it, if you are leaving it is because your one trick pony show is old and no one pays any more.... oooooh shiney!
#6 Jun 04 2004 at 4:44 AM Rating: Good
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Geez, first Totem, now you? Now my dream of crashing some East-Coast hot forum guy meeting is completely trashed. Truthfully, I wonder if it was your picture being posted and therefor your true age/gender/etc being demystified that has ruined the board for you.

At any rate, good luck Thundra, take care, and I promise I'll occasionally use your desktop background. :)

Nexa
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#7 Jun 04 2004 at 5:32 AM Rating: Good
Go fu[i][/i]ck yer socks!

Eb

#8 Jun 04 2004 at 6:09 AM Rating: Good
Lol, you are one jealous ***** Thundra.

See you in Toledo.
#9 Jun 04 2004 at 7:21 AM Rating: Decent
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Yada yada.
#10 Jun 04 2004 at 11:07 AM Rating: Excellent
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I admit it... I am a Thundra sockpuppet.
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#11 Jun 04 2004 at 11:13 AM Rating: Good
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totem, thundra...all we need now is smash and git and the village people of socal's jewish cafe will be but a memory.
#12 Jun 04 2004 at 11:41 AM Rating: Good
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Pfftt... I ranked under Nexa this time.

Toodles, Thundra. Umm.. go look up whatever I said the first time you "left" and pretend I'm saying it now. It was probably heart warming.

Heh... I'm under Nexa..
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#13 Jun 04 2004 at 12:11 PM Rating: Good
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*faints*
#14 Jun 04 2004 at 12:22 PM Rating: Good
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Pfftt... I ranked under Nexa this time.


In both cases I have rated under you.

So multiply your disgust and you know what I am feeling.

Tacosid
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#15 Jun 04 2004 at 12:24 PM Rating: Good
em lets the flag down to half-mast.

--Luke

#16 Jun 04 2004 at 12:37 PM Rating: Default
I call ********* only because I was signed in and was proballly one of the first to check out your thread. The password didnt work, and unless someone was faster than me.... ********* Your still here. Now come back out and play damnit!
#17 Jun 04 2004 at 12:49 PM Rating: Good
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(ADMINS!!!)

Haven't even bothered to read it. All I needed to read was this giant neon sign that points to the post(er)'s insincerity.
#18 Jun 04 2004 at 12:57 PM Rating: Good
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Pfftt... I ranked under Nexa this time.

Yeah, I've got beef with the ratings too. Although I'm somewhat honored to be placed second on the list, the person above me is AH! Dead people shouldn't count; this isn't Chicago!

Twiztid
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#19 Jun 04 2004 at 1:53 PM Rating: Good
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Perhaps it's in reverse order. Thundra did once start a thread titled something like "People I can't stand" or something like that, citing myself and a few others. It may just be that people he doesn't like spring to mind quicker. :)

Nexa
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― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
#20 Jun 04 2004 at 2:00 PM Rating: Good
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So now I'm on top of Nexa?

I can run with this all night...
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#21 Jun 04 2004 at 2:12 PM Rating: Decent
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Have you seen her picture? I wouldn't be running I'd be staying right there, either under or over. Wowza. ;)
#22 Jun 04 2004 at 3:12 PM Rating: Decent
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What is this "Thundra picture" some of you speak of?
#23 Jun 04 2004 at 7:32 PM Rating: Decent
Lady Darkflame wrote:
I admit it... I am a Thundra sockpuppet.

Damnit I thought I was the only one :(
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#24 Jun 04 2004 at 10:23 PM Rating: Decent
All a ploy to get the she-male a new title I am guessing, Smash really created some jealousy by being awarded one from some folks.
#25 Jun 04 2004 at 10:27 PM Rating: Good
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All a ploy to get the she-male a new title I am guessing, Smash really created some jealousy by being awarded one from some folks.

It's not easy being the best, but I'm used to it at this stage in my life.
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