Today at lunch I walked past a group of people picketing a spelling bee. They had signs that said "Al yu need is luv" and "speling shud bee logikal." I'm not joking. I wanted to shoot all of them. I looked it up, as you can see by the links, and these bastards actually founded a society! I can't believe they put time and effort into protesting the fact that the world at large won't cater to their laziness.
And an advansed *** yu to al uf yu that go for the obveeus johk.