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#127 Jun 07 2004 at 9:52 PM Rating: Good
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Goddamnit, Skeet I told you this was a bad idea the first 1,000 times you suggested it. The last thing I need are more people thinking I'm your puppet. I'm not happy.

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The probable solution to this cunundrum that Skeetiepoo has brought upon the Assylum is that he and Atomic Flea had a falling out and now he is trying to make good. Maybe Flea found a real man in DC while getting ready for the WWII Memorial and ditched the skeeter.

Nope, Skeet's schedule got pushed to an evening shift, and I suppose this is how he killed time at my house this morning. I was actually coming to the computer to write a sweet email about how cute he looked still asleep this morning when I left when I came upon this chalk outline of the virtual rape of my online persona. Needless to say I won't be writing that email now.

Edited, Mon Jun 7 22:51:40 2004 by Atomicflea
#128 Jun 07 2004 at 9:54 PM Rating: Excellent
Yeah sure prove to us it's really you Flea.

You still have that pic of Anqua? If so will you post it?
#129 Jun 07 2004 at 9:56 PM Rating: Good
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I can't post it without her permission, and she's not around, but I have it.
#130 Jun 07 2004 at 9:58 PM Rating: Excellent
hmmmm... that still doesn't prove you are not Skeets sock puppet. How's about posting a pic of you, clothed saying Skeets a *****. And we can see his reaction when he logs back in? With a frying pan in your hand. So he can't go finding pics on the internet and doctoring them up?

Edited, Mon Jun 7 22:56:56 2004 by Stok
#131 Jun 07 2004 at 10:04 PM Rating: Good
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That's a lot of effort that I'd never go through for anyone on this board. If that isn't proof that I'm not Skeet, then nothing is. Think back to him scrambling to take the photo of himself in a towel because he thought it would be funny.
#132 Jun 07 2004 at 10:08 PM Rating: Decent
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For about the millionth time, nothing can prove that anyone ins't someone elses sock puppet.

Welcome to the internet. I mean, hell that guy I sent to meet Thundra and Totem just proves I have good taste in haircuts.
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#133 Jun 07 2004 at 10:15 PM Rating: Good
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Smash, trying to influence other people's behavior by asserting your own sense of right to the point that it eclipses all other possible views is very Republican of you. I've noticed it often. Nothing about that comment in particular.
#134 Jun 07 2004 at 10:33 PM Rating: Excellent
Damn woman you are tough... hmmmm. Guess I'll just have to take your word on it.
#135 Jun 07 2004 at 10:35 PM Rating: Good
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Flea, the only way I'll let this one slide is if you put back up your bunny avatar. Either one, it doesn't matter to me. If not, I'll just have to assume that you are indeed Sckeeter, and that would make me very sad.

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#136 Jun 08 2004 at 6:57 AM Rating: Good
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Putting up my suckbunny is easy, although I wish I had time to make it a crown. Kao can also tell you that Skeet has never posted from this IP, a government work computer. He's probably laughing because someone believed him. Ever since he found out I posted here he's wanted me to pretend I'm his sockpuppet, and I've never been game, so I suppose he just took advantage of the fact that he was my place and bored. He does love to entertain, that one.
At least entertain himself.
#137 Jun 08 2004 at 7:15 AM Rating: Good
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At least entertain himself.

You mean like he occasionally uses his left hand instead?
#138 Jun 08 2004 at 10:07 AM Rating: Good
Right hand is you trikcy, my left hand is your mom.

(and sometimes, I shake hands inbetween whacks)
#139 Jun 08 2004 at 10:25 AM Rating: Excellent
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huh. very interesting. Do you get to work with the airplanes at all?
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#140 Jun 08 2004 at 10:32 AM Rating: Default
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Just so we're clear, I'm still alowed to rate you down right Empyre?


i'd rather you go play in traffic or stand in front of me so I can punch you in the face. but since your a total pu[b][/b]ssy and we know you spend 23.5 of the 24 hours in a day posting here from 34 different accounts, the likelihood of you taking 30 minutes to play dodge-vehicle or standing in front of me is slim to none.
#141 Jun 08 2004 at 10:38 AM Rating: Excellent
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You spelled pousay wrong.

I need to finish my awards, but I think the show got kinda hijacked.. heh
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#142 Jun 08 2004 at 10:44 AM Rating: Decent
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You spelled pousay wrong.


it's spelled many ways. like to the left of your post..the top word in red after the "By:"
#143 Jun 08 2004 at 10:53 AM Rating: Good
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i'd rather you go play in traffic or stand in front of me so I can punch you in the face

There you go, letting a message board interfere with your emotions again.Smiley: disappointed

At least this time the guy lives almost 3000 miles away. :)
#144 Jun 08 2004 at 10:55 AM Rating: Decent
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t's spelled many ways. like to the left of your post..the top word in red after the "By:"

HEY!

That was marginally clever. I guess a blind squirrel really does occasionally find an acorn.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#145 Jun 08 2004 at 11:48 AM Rating: Good
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i'd rather you go play in traffic or stand in front of me so I can punch you in the face. but since your a total ***** and we know you spend 23.5 of the 24 hours in a day posting here from 34 different accounts, the likelihood of you taking 30 minutes to play dodge-vehicle or standing in front of me is slim to none.


All of that crap and you didn't even manage to answer the question.
A question which you even quoted in your response to me.

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Just so we're clear, I'm still alowed to rate you down right Empyre?


Here, another time just to make sure you got it.

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Just so we're clear, I'm still alowed to rate you down right Empyre?













Just so we're clear, I'm still alowed to rate you down right Empyre?
#146 Jun 08 2004 at 3:40 PM Rating: Decent
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There you go, letting a message board interfere with your emotions again.

At least this time the guy lives almost 3000 miles away. :)


there you go again assuming that i am actually getting emotional in some way. and you know what happens when you ***ume... (i'm just being honest, he's the kind of person you couldn't help but punch in the face.)

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All of that crap and you didn't even manage to answer the question.
A question which you even quoted in your response to me.


i learned a long time ago that it does not matter what one says to you, your going to act like a schmuck anyhow. if i truly cared (or had the time), I could do the same as you and create a sock puppet or two to manipulate ratings..but you see, i understand that respect and acceptance from my RL friends and family is real. and what my allakhazam forum rating says can mean a number of things...none of which are those.

but hey, keep talking..i actually enjoyed your pathetic screams for attention as they arose when the jewish cafe meet-up (among other subjects) took the spotlight away from your bland posts that were more like bug splatters on the windshield than anything worth reading.

how flea puts up with is one of the greater mysteries that ponder my mind whenever crossing paths with you on this board. you should consider yourself lucky for every day she doesn't drop you on your sorry ***** she can't be with you for your brains or looks..
#147 Jun 08 2004 at 3:42 PM Rating: Excellent
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Skeeter, I think you have some *** kissing to do, and this time it isn't mine :P
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#148 Jun 08 2004 at 3:46 PM Rating: Good
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Quote:There you go, letting a message board interfere with your emotions again.

At least this time the guy lives almost 3000 miles away. :)



there you go again assuming that i am actually getting emotional in some way. and you know what happens when you assume... (i'm just being honest, he's the kind of person you couldn't help but punch in the face.)

Quote:All of that crap and you didn't even manage to answer the question.
A question which you even quoted in your response to me.



i learned a long time ago that it does not matter what one says to you, your going to act like a schmuck anyhow. if i truly cared (or had the time), I could do the same as you and create a sock puppet or two to manipulate ratings..but you see, i understand that respect and acceptance from my RL friends and family is real. and what my allakhazam forum rating says can mean a number of things...none of which are those.

but hey, keep talking..i actually enjoyed your pathetic screams for attention as they arose when the jewish cafe meet-up (among other subjects) took the spotlight away from your bland posts that were more like bug splatters on the windshield than anything worth reading.

how flea puts up with is one of the greater mysteries that ponder my mind whenever crossing paths with you on this board. you should consider yourself lucky for every day she doesn't drop you on your sorry ***** she can't be with you for your brains or looks..


Blah blah blah blah blah .

I don't care to read all of that, summarize for me please, was that a yes or no?

Here is the question again, maybe you'll get it this time.

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Just so we're clear, I'm still allowed to rate you down right Empyre?


It's really easy, just type "Yes" or "No".

Go on, you can do it.
#149 Jun 08 2004 at 4:00 PM Rating: Good
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Skeeter, I think you have some *** kissing to do, and this time it isn't mine :P


IIRC, you're the one always telling me how funny I am.

Step off *****.

Lol.
#150 Jun 08 2004 at 4:04 PM Rating: Good
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It's really easy, just type "Yes" or "No".

Go on, you can do it.


naw..cuz i definately do not, have not and never will answer to you.
#151 Jun 08 2004 at 4:05 PM Rating: Good
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naw..cuz i definately do not, have not and never will answer to you.


No, never, you just respond to every post like the little ***** you are.

Still waiting, yes or no.

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