Assylum AwardsFollow

Mid year update only. All votes subject to change on final year end tally.
1) Favorite poster
Totem.
2) Best Sig
N/A
3) Funniest poster
Totem
4) Most annoying poster
Toss up. Empyre/The Glorious Mistress Cherub Hole.
5) Best sock puppet
If indeed he was, Trunksbrando
6) Worst sock puppet
Probably one of mine
7) Best Flamer
Totem
8) Most idiotic poster
Quite a few of the new FFXI crowd come to mind, but not all of them.
9) Most helpful poster
Used to be the Dread Lord, but n00b admins don't count.
10) Most knowledgable poster
About what?
11) Best thread
Totem vs. Tacosid. Made me laugh like none in a while.
12) Best arch nemesis pair
This year? There hasn't been one.
13) Best newcomer
Yanari
14) Board lifetime achievement award
Illia
15) Least favorite poster
The Glorious Mistress Chubbyhole
16) Best avatar
Thundra's Racoon balls
17) Poster with most potential sex appeal
The lesbians, of course.
18) Biggest Board ******
Our fearless leader. ****** betta have my money.
Have fun!

Alright, I'll play along. Regardless of what I post here your all still morans.

1) Favorite poster - Besides me? Would have been Totem, but Totem has been gone ever since Buttspray took over. I have to say Joph, I respect his loyalty to the board. He never gets all pissy and leaves like several other homos.


2) Best Sig - Mine crack me up very often.


3) Funniest poster - Have to give this one to Joph too, I love humor that's not shoved down people's throats, jokes that are funny because it takes a keen eye and knowledge of the world to understand.


4) Most annoying poster - Gbaji. All of us oldies have gone through some change for the better, but not him, he is still the same old boring sack of sh[b][/b]it.

5) Best sock puppet - Skeeter/trunks


6) Worst sock puppet - GWB


7) Best Flamer - Totem, ya'll feel lucky he likes you.


8) Most idiotic poster - I didn't think it was possible, but Katie is actually more of a moran than she used to be.


9) Most helpful poster - Whomever helps me answer this question.


10) Most knowledgable poster - Joph. It's useless knowledge, but knowledge none the less.


11) Best thread - The Shiny one.


12) Best arch nemesis pair - Katie/Empyre. Reminds me of that scene in dumb and dumber where they're playing "You're it". Remember Katie; you can't triple stamp a double stamp.


13) Best newcomer - Pj has my back, gotta give him props.


14) Board lifetime achievement award - Darkflame, just because that ***** would get mad if I didn't mention her. She did make a very nice transition from Admin ***** to Admin ***** that posts regularly.


15) Least favorite poster - Mren is pretty lame. Relying on d1ck and fart humor(what I do) is one thing, but he's reached a new level of lameness. All of that pedophile talk, plus all of his others attempts at being gross are just lame, poor attempts at popularity.


16) Best avatar - Thundra does have leet avatar skilz.


17) Poster with most potential sex appeal - Ha, potential.. Flea has REAL sex appeal.


18) Biggest Board ****** - ME! If I can't vote for myself, Darkflame.

Katie, you're supposed to buy Tampons, the roll in the toilet paper is supposed to be thrown away when all of the paper is gone.

I'd fix that soon if I were you.

Skeet would like to know if you like long walks in the evening and holding hands while watching the sun set.

Lol, what's going on here?

Pat? Dat you? At least I wont have to say "don't use your teeth!"

Nah, I don't think you're a sockpuppet, just couldn't pass up a chance to give Pat a ribbing.

I'm still unsure as to what is goin' on here.

Are you a male? If so, are you trying to get together for a beer or are you trying to play a game of gobble the weiner?

Either way, I'm nowhere near New England anyhow.

Flea, have anything you'd like to add here? Lol.

Yep, he's funkier than a mosquito's tweeter.

Eb

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00005V31S/002-1069997-5089615?v=glance

pfft, only one vote, and that's only because Tarv felt sorry for me. You guys suck. I'm going on strike.

Twiztid

Midyear update. Rejoice, mortals.

1) Favorite poster
Patrician, closely followed by Tacosid

2) Best Sig
Smash's forever

3) Funniest poster
Smash wins again. Could you with a little less politics and more flaming, though, but that's personal.

4) Most annoying poster
Skeeter, Skeeter and Skeeter. Sorry hon.

5) Best sock puppet
Bah

6) Worst sock puppet
/shrug

7) Best Flamer
Multiple come to mind. Tacosid, Smash and Thundra score high on my list.

8) Most idiotic poster
Probably Skeeter again.

9) Most helpful poster
You just cannot name one person here. Kudos to Kaolian, Calimyr, Samira, Outcast Necro and Jophiel.

10) Most knowledgable poster
Calimyr is my hero.

11) Best thread
My marriage proposal to Dalliance. She has ignored me ever since :-/

12) Best arch nemesis pair
Patrician and Tacosid. Of course. When they exchange punches I am glued to the screen.

13) Best newcomer
I only read posts from the Veterans here, sorry.

14) Board lifetime achievement award
Totem wins!

15) Least favorite poster
Skeeter. I hate spamming.

16) Best avatar
Pat's avatar, of course. It oozes British gigolo.

17) Poster with most potential sex appeal
Darkflame. We want pictures!

18) Biggest Board ******
Too easy to name Katie here. I actually like her.

Really, it's nothing personal, I just don't like when people replay to 10 thread in a row just to upgrade the post count.

You would have done great in FoS, I'm sure ;-)