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I got these off of two lists. These are my favorites, the links are listed as well (sourcing my info for yall scholars)

Q: How many lawyers does it take to roof a house?
A: Depends on how thin you slice them.

Q: What do you call a lawyer with an I.Q. of 50?
A: Senator.

Q: Why do they bury lawyers twelve feet deep?
A: Because deep down, they are really good guys.

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
A: One is a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other is a catfish.
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Q. What do Lifesavers do that a man can't?
A. Come in eight flavors.

Q. What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?
A. Speed bumps.

Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: Wiped his ***.

Q: Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
A: Because they're not going to work in the future, either.

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