So I just got back from a bachelor party in New York. I was doing real swell at snogging some hot New Yorker, right up until the point I rushed back from the toilet, didn't spot some steps fell flat on my face (or more precisely my teeth) and knocked myself unconsious. I nearly had to go home in a New York ambulance.
This week I will be mostly eating soup.
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That sounds really painful. Sorry to hear that.
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So you got drunk and hurt yourself, I'm suppose to feel bad?
But hey at least you didn't hurt anyone else in your state, that puts you above most drunks I know.
But hey at least you didn't hurt anyone else in your state, that puts you above most drunks I know.
No, I told you a story so you could laugh at my expense. I require no sympathy.
Pat, you donkey.. bwahaha
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I do hope that you did not loose any teeth, though.
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I do hope that you did not loose any teeth, though.
Its all that bad karma from your SoC tyranny.
Better you than me.
Tacosid
Better you than me.
Tacosid
I voted for the other guy.
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I told you a story so you could laugh at my expense
Hope you're not asking Santa for your two front teeth this year
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Shoulda stuck to sheep...
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It was a New York bachelor party. She probably WAS a sheep.
Pretty good story, Pat. Not quite as good as my Irish friend who woke up at home naked and scratched up with no idea where his clothes were... but good.
Pretty good story, Pat. Not quite as good as my Irish friend who woke up at home naked and scratched up with no idea where his clothes were... but good.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Gotta love the Irish :)
I dated an Irish girl a few years ago when she was at my high school for some international exchange project. She took me to an Irish pub on St. Patrick's day - I thought I knew how to drink, but those silly islanders made me look like a 3 year old - and afterwards to her bed.
Thinking of that night still brings a smile to my face. Not to mention some other psychical changes and hormone rushes.
Err.. anyway, what were we talking about again?
I dated an Irish girl a few years ago when she was at my high school for some international exchange project. She took me to an Irish pub on St. Patrick's day - I thought I knew how to drink, but those silly islanders made me look like a 3 year old - and afterwards to her bed.
Thinking of that night still brings a smile to my face. Not to mention some other psychical changes and hormone rushes.
Err.. anyway, what were we talking about again?
Goalkeeper wrote:
I do hope that you did not loose any teeth, though.
edit: who the **** rated me down for this, some dirty no-tooth brit? Probably a SOCCER-playing nancy boy.
Edited, Mon May 31 18:35:38 2004 by trickybeck
And who are you again?
Whohooo! Post numero 1500
Edited, Mon May 31 16:01:19 2004 by Goalkeeper
Whohooo! Post numero 1500
Edited, Mon May 31 16:01:19 2004 by Goalkeeper
I call bullsh[b][/b]it. We all know the Brits don't have teeth.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
You dirty sheep f*cker.
So I take it from this post that things with the new girl at home aren't exclusive yet? Or did you already give her the boot?
Flea wrote:
So I take it from this post that things with the new girl at home aren't exclusive yet? Or did you already give her the boot?
How do you expect one man to keep up with so many blow-up dolls?
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So I take it from this post that things with the new girl at home aren't exclusive yet? Or did you already give her the boot?
What goes on tour stays on tour...it was only a bit of harmless kissing. I have only had one date with the girl at home. Two now in fact, I saw her last night. It went very well, exclusivity is on the cards, I am crazy about this girl.
In case you were all worried, I can also eat mashed potato and scrambled egg. Which is making for some really odd meals.
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So you got drunk and hurt yourself, I'm suppose to feel bad?
But hey at least you didn't hurt anyone else in your state, that puts you above most drunks I know.
But hey at least you didn't hurt anyone else in your state, that puts you above most drunks I know.
I can see why drunks you know want to kick your ***.
Eb
Edited, Tue Jun 1 12:19:51 2004 by pickleprince
All I can say about this thread is... LOL
Patrician wrote:
I saw her last night. It went very well, exclusivity is on the cards, I am crazy about this girl.
Is she crazy about our toothless wonder?
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Amazingly enough, she seems to be.
Amazing how many breats profit from a teethless Patrician.
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so how many teeth and whats the $$$ damage gonna be?
that's nothin. i once got so drunk that i talked to the tv for an hour then pissed on my friends older sisters clothes(all of the ones in the drawer not on her) ran naked for a while then woke up in a ditch w/ my underwear on completely WRONG( waist on a leg, leg on my waist and other leg on nothing)
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