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#1 May 30 2004 at 2:07 AM Rating: Good
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So, I was sitting at home watching TV when my friend calls me and tells me to meet him at a friend's house. I drive over there and they are just lighting up a bonfire and braking out the Corona. After a few beers, one of the girls there really starts to come on to me.

Of course, this is a girl who dated a friend of mine who I played hockey with in high school. And this is also the girl who is well known to have gotten around a lot. She even knows that I'm seeing somebody right now, but did that stop her? Oh no.

Why is it that girls turn into ****-teases the second they get the smallest drop of alcohol in them? Do you women get pleasure from driving men insane? Or maybe there's some behind-the-scenes betting taking place. WTF is up with flirting while you're drunk, ladies, even though you know better?

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#2 May 30 2004 at 2:20 AM Rating: Decent
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Because they're ladies? Smiley: confused
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#3 May 30 2004 at 2:23 AM Rating: Good
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Sluts, TO THE EXTREME!

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#4 May 30 2004 at 4:02 AM Rating: Good
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I had this happen once, The girl was drunk, slutty, flirting when she shouldnt have, but i didnt have solid lady at the time.

So I took her back to a empty room started fooling around with her, strictly 1-2 base we were just getting to third base when i stopped, got up zipped up pants and she was like "where are you going?" to which i replied "im sorry your just not doing anything for me, im going back to party"

The look on her face was worth turning down sex after being that close to it.

Edited, Sun May 30 05:02:43 2004 by bhodisattva
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#5 May 30 2004 at 10:56 AM Rating: Default
yall should feel lucky you get the opportunity for on the fly sex. not to say that i don't have sex all the time, im 22 and ive practically been married since i was 16. only two relationships. man that must be cool though to be at a party and take someone to an empty room and either A) YAY or B) Bhodi's post above. lol.
#6 May 30 2004 at 12:58 PM Rating: Good
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Bah. I call out the women of the board to give me a little insight and all I get are responses by guys (althought still appreciated). Why won't you answer, ladies? Something you've got to hide maybe?

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#7 May 30 2004 at 1:18 PM Rating: Decent
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Ok, here's the big secret. We all took an oath. I would tell you what the oath is but we're all sworn to secrecy. Smiley: grin

Actually, there are just some girls out there who can't control their drinking and emotions all at once. Ya know the type, can't walk and chew gum at the same time. Alcohol only confuses them and causes their emotions to run amuck.

Thank God I'm married and can just pounce on me hubby when I have a flake attack brought on by drinking Smiley: grin
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#8 May 30 2004 at 2:11 PM Rating: Good
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So your buddies didn't cockblock you? They expected you to slumpbust and take one for the team? That's just messed up...

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#9 May 30 2004 at 2:15 PM Rating: Good
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They expected you to slumpbust and take one for the team?

slumpbust?

Anyways, it isn't too hard to hold off the advances of a drunk girl when you've only had two beers. It was actually pretty funny to the relatively sober people.

I just wonder why women get so slutty the second they start drinking. It's almost like they become increasingly easy they more they drink (this isn't exactly news, I know). Curse you, drunk women!

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#10 May 30 2004 at 2:20 PM Rating: Good
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Yeah, slumpbust. She's the one who ends up making you take a trip to the doc for the silver bullet if you give in to temptation. Granted, you're not in the majors and swinging .126, but slumpbusting is still slumpbusting no matter what the circumstances because as guys, it's all universal. Some people call is hoggin', others call it going ugly early, whatever, but it boils down to slumpbusting.

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#11 May 30 2004 at 2:40 PM Rating: Good
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^^ Smiley: laugh

Thanks for clearing that up.

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#12 May 31 2004 at 9:15 AM Rating: Decent
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Wow I need to lay off the geek stuff, I had a flash of a bottle with purple liquid labeled 'Flirt +2' when I read the title.
#13 May 31 2004 at 10:02 AM Rating: Decent
Maybe I drank too much last night. Totem I still don't get it. BTW I'm not Lebowski, YOU'RE Lebowski. I'm The Dude, man, so uh, that's what you call me.. The Dude, or Dooder, or.. El Dudarino if you're not into the whole brevity thing...
#14 May 31 2004 at 11:29 AM Rating: Good
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This is TOTALLY different from the MEN who are drinking and showing the good judgement of trying to nail everything in sight.

This is women, so it is somehow weird or unusual.

As a local store uses in its ad "remember men, the more she drinks, the better you look".
#15 May 31 2004 at 12:32 PM Rating: Good
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This is TOTALLY different from the MEN who are drinking and showing the good judgement of trying to nail everything in sight.

We're trying to nail everything in sight period. Drinking just makes it more fun!

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#16 May 31 2004 at 1:00 PM Rating: Decent
Women... Then again, men do it too, don't make it so one sided :) I've learned a lot about women, how they act, how they respond and to what. And lately I feel like I can't trust any of em. However its men too. Men are pigs, quite simply put. Now I know theres guys out there like me and my friends who wouldn't try and muscle in on a taken girl. But you simply can't trust another man around your woman, and vice versa. Adding booze to the situation just makes it happen faster. Because no charm is required to convince a drunk girl or guy.

All in all though, why is mankind so untrustworthy as a whole? The number of women i've slept with is actually something I planned on taking to my grave. But thanks to the /anon ability of the internet I can speak of it freely here :) I work in a hotel, so naturally I see 1000's of people every year, and i've been here 3 years. So I get a lot of opportunities. The funny thing is, most of the time when I have a girl in my life, and I explain this to the girl comming on to me, they don't care. Why? Why don't you care about the feelings of your fellow woman? This goes for both sexes though. The majority just doesn't care what happens to the other person, as long as they get what they want. You know, if we all cared about one another, as one whole race of people, life would be a lot better. But instead, we have heartbreak constantly.

Whoa, sorry to rant there. I guess im just really sick of mind games and drama that is quite unnecessary. I guess if you've never had your heart broken at least once, you obviously won't know what it does to someone. Try and think of this if you get drunk and start coming onto someone who already has another person in their life.

Edited, Mon May 31 13:59:49 2004 by Kengoshinakuma
#17 May 31 2004 at 1:06 PM Rating: Good
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But you simply can't trust another man around your woman, and vice versa.


It helps if you don't date sluts.

If you can't trust her, and yet she's done nothing to earn that distrust, perhaps you're the one with the problem.

#18 May 31 2004 at 1:35 PM Rating: Decent
Yeah people have read that same story to me over and over. Its not just the girls, its the guys too. They don't need to come on to your girl knowing what you two have together.

And I don't date sluts, I was with one girl for four years before she cheated on me.....*cough* ***** *cough*
#19 May 31 2004 at 2:19 PM Rating: Decent
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And I don't date sluts, I was with one girl for four years before she cheated on me.....*cough* ***** *cough


You mean before you caught her cheating on you. Open your eyes man!

When's the last time you got your bore punched?
#20 May 31 2004 at 2:36 PM Rating: Decent
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Whoa, sorry to rant there. I guess im just really sick of mind games and drama that is quite unnecessary. I guess if you've never had your heart broken at least once, you obviously won't know what it does to someone


You're not alone my friend. However I would choose another profession to pick up women at. Just can't see the bell boy gettin' laid :P. Ok just joking there. It's going to be a very long time before I trust another woman after what I've gone through recently.

And to put it plainly:

Can I put my trust in you that my drink will still be on the table when I get off the dance floor? Yes.

Can I put my trust in you to be faithful to me and not collect the phone number and address of FAWKING guy who plays EQOA when I go to work, just because you're bored? No.

Ok I'm done.
#21 May 31 2004 at 3:42 PM Rating: Decent
Im not the bellboy im the front desk manager ;)
#22 May 31 2004 at 4:43 PM Rating: Decent
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Im not the bellboy im the front desk manager ;)


Is there a back desk manager?
#23 May 31 2004 at 9:31 PM Rating: Good
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Alcohol doesn't make it easier to be slutty, it just makes it easier not to care.
#25 May 31 2004 at 10:15 PM Rating: Good
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You mean before you caught her cheating on you. Open your eyes man!

When's the last time you got your bore punched?


is that how gays pick up dudes on the rebound? or am i mis-interpreting the meaning of "getting your bore punched"?
#26 Jun 01 2004 at 11:32 AM Rating: Good
Complaining about getting hit on?!?!

There are starving people in Africa for chrissakes.

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