LUSAKA (Reuters) - A 50-year-old Zambian man has hanged himself after his wife found him having sex with a hen, police said Friday.
The woman caught him in the act when she rushed into their house to investigate a noise.
"He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape," a police spokesman said.
The man from the town of Chongwe, about 50 km (30 miles) east of Lusaka, killed himself after being admonished by other villagers.
The hen was slaughtered after the incident.
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Well, thank God they got the hen. Let that be a lesson to all the other hens.
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The hen was slaughtered and eaten after the incident.
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Is that even possible? I mean, size-wise?
On second thought, I'm not so sure that I want to know.
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On second thought, I'm not so sure that I want to know.
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Is that even possible? I mean, size-wise?
For you maybe, but not for the rest of us.
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Is that even possible? I mean, size-wise?
unfortunately there is a really gross video that floated around the internet a while ago that illustrated this. the chicken did not survive I am told...how desperate does one have to be?
Atleast he wasnt one of those dirty sheep f*ckers...
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I to also rather not think of mechanics and possible size variations of chicken sex.
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Is that even possible? I mean, size-wise?
I to also rather not think of mechanics and possible size variations of chicken sex.
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For you maybe, but not for the rest of us.
Lol. I believe that there are a select few girls in the world that would tend to disagree with you
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Girls, or hens?
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Sorry I just couldnt resist a good burn.
Sorry I just couldnt resist a good burn.
What kind of a sick person would click on a link to a video showing something like that. I mean, really. That's just wrong.
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What kind of a sick person would click on a link to a video showing something like that. I mean, really. That's just wrong.
sometimes links are quite cleverly concealed. you of all people should know this. nevertheless, there are some people who get their jollies from things such as these..its quite disturbing indeed.
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Poor chicken... didn't even see it coming ; ;
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