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#1 May 27 2004 at 2:56 PM Rating: Default
#2 May 27 2004 at 3:02 PM Rating: Default
So I saw this commercial the other day that implied that if I buy illegal drugs that my money is going to fund terrorism. Sounds farfetched to me but OK. What happens when I fill up my SUV with $40 worth of gas 2 times a week? Maybe we should have a commercial telling people not to buy gas. It has to have a neat slogan though like "Every time you pump gas a terrorist gets his wings"
#3 May 27 2004 at 3:02 PM Rating: Decent
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Heya Howard, seen John G. anywhere?

Drugs, definitely. Gas is easier to steal.
#4 May 27 2004 at 3:07 PM Rating: Good
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It has to have a neat slogan though like "Every time you pump gas a terrorist gets his wings"
Okay, Smash is right. That has Thundra written all over it.
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#5 May 27 2004 at 3:07 PM Rating: Decent
HowardRoark wrote:
So I saw this commercial the other day that implied that if I buy illegal drugs that my money is going to fund terrorism. Sounds farfetched to me but OK. What happens when I fill up my SUV with $40 worth of gas 2 times a week? Maybe we should have a commercial telling people not to buy gas. It has to have a neat slogan though like "Every time you pump gas a terrorist gets his wings"


*grins*

id just rather see the US ban any oil from OPEC producing countries. they only produce 30% of the oil in the world, yet controll 905 of the pricing on it.. the US currently only imports about 20% of its oil from OPEC.

time to tell them to shuv off if you ask me.
#6 May 27 2004 at 3:10 PM Rating: Default
Do you guys never get new people on your message boards or what? Or maybe they just aren't very interesting?
#7 May 27 2004 at 3:15 PM Rating: Good
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Not ones who start off by by coming to a gaming site and then posting stupid sh[i][/i]it in the Asylum, no. It's usually a dead give-away.
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#8 May 27 2004 at 3:21 PM Rating: Default
Sorry I couldn't be the author of such interesting threads as "Is Anyone Here From Florida?" That one is f'ucking classic.
#9 May 27 2004 at 3:21 PM Rating: Decent
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Happy 4:20, give or take some terrorism.

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Happy 200th post to me!

Edited, Thu May 27 16:24:40 2004 by eeth
#10 May 27 2004 at 3:44 PM Rating: Good
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Pick me up something nice in Toledo Smiley: smile
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#11 May 27 2004 at 4:13 PM Rating: Decent
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Pick me up something nice in Toledo


If there really is a Toledo!

Eb

*Sob* I don't know what's real anymore!
#12 May 27 2004 at 4:24 PM Rating: Good
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Next you'll be saying there's no Crabapple Cove!
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#13 May 27 2004 at 4:36 PM Rating: Default
Coves are fictional sea formations created by authors and hotel owners to evoke images of romantic beaches and lighthouses and torches and pirates and ..............
#14 May 27 2004 at 5:36 PM Rating: Good
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Personally, I'd gas you, Howie, just to watch you turn blue, gasp, and slowly die as your sphincter opened and you laid in your own ****, looking up at me through the chamber window, pleading with me to let you live. Then I'd use the drugs on myself to heighten the experience.

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#16 May 27 2004 at 5:41 PM Rating: Good
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Maybe we should have a commercial telling people not to buy gas. It has to have a neat slogan though like "Every time you pump gas a terrorist gets his wings"

There WAS a commercial like that. Made by the same people who did the "drugs support terrorists" commercial.
#18 May 27 2004 at 5:46 PM Rating: Decent
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Bender's *** funds terrorism.
#20 May 27 2004 at 5:57 PM Rating: Good
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Yeah, Howie, I can hear that, "Plop, plop, fizz, fizz" sound already. Are you Jewish? You look rather dirty, even for a Jew. Have you taken a shower recently? Let me show you our shower stalls...

Totem
#21 May 27 2004 at 6:36 PM Rating: Default
Wow feigned anti-semitism that's real shocking, next you're going to tell me how you blow smoke in baby's faces and club seals to death on the weekend. Why don't you go upstais and pull your sisters hair you aryan badass.
#22 May 27 2004 at 6:37 PM Rating: Decent
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You don't seem to be a very nice person, Howard.
Do you have peace inside?
#23 May 27 2004 at 6:43 PM Rating: Default
Why don't you go ********** to your Futurama dvd collection and stop whining about Howard's mean posts. *****.
#24 May 27 2004 at 6:45 PM Rating: Default
if their is no crabapple cove .... Where is Benjmin Franklin Pierce from?
#25 May 27 2004 at 6:49 PM Rating: Decent
your mother

after i was done with her
#26 May 27 2004 at 6:51 PM Rating: Default
very original .... did you just graduate from kindergarden
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