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#1 May 26 2004 at 12:42 PM Rating: Good
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Your state quarter sucks. It looks like the Civilization II game box.

Illinois' quarter sucks as well, but for non-game related reasons
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#2 May 26 2004 at 12:45 PM Rating: Default
Somehow that doesn't surprise me.

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#3 May 26 2004 at 3:06 PM Rating: Decent
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That's actually a relief. I was expecting a scene with a retired northerner fighting off a mosquito the size of a cat.

Or maybe playing golf in a thunderstorm and being struck by lightning.
#4 May 26 2004 at 3:10 PM Rating: Decent
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you mean the scene with 500 puerto ricans packed into a row-boat trying to paddle to the florida shores with kilos of coke under their shirts didn't make it? thats total bull.
#5 May 26 2004 at 3:14 PM Rating: Decent
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Nah, it wasn't a rowboat, it was three innertubes tied together with bungee cords.

Besides, that only describes the Miami-Dade area. They get refugees from other countries, the rest of Florida gets refugees from the other 49 states. They come there to golf, ***** about Jeb Bush, and die.

Edited, Wed May 26 16:14:22 2004 by ValkyrieBuffinstuff
#6 May 26 2004 at 4:26 PM Rating: Default
Yeah, I think my grandparents are the only people ever who moved out of Florida when they got older.

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#7 May 26 2004 at 4:38 PM Rating: Excellent
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It's got a space shuttle though! everyone loves the shuttle!!!! <3 shuttle!!!!
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#8 May 26 2004 at 4:57 PM Rating: Decent
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you mean the scene with 500 puerto ricans packed into a row-boat trying to paddle to the florida shores with kilos of coke under their shirts didn't make it? thats total bull.

Cubans, you dumb motherfuc[b][/b]ker. Puerto Rico's about a 500 mile trip by rowboat to Florida.
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#9 May 26 2004 at 5:03 PM Rating: Default
Haitians would work, too.

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Besides, given that Puerto Rico is a US territory, I don't think they have to sneak in via rowboat.
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#11 May 26 2004 at 6:39 PM Rating: Default
Dont Puerto Rican's normal head to NY city??
#12 May 26 2004 at 9:00 PM Rating: Decent
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Cubans, you dumb ************. Puerto Rico's about a 500 mile trip by rowboat to Florida.


like I truly care...if you couldn't extract that the intent of my comment (whether successful or not) was aimed in the direction of humor instead of accuracy, then the "dumb motherf[b][/b]ucker is actually the ugly mug that sits in almost any shiny object you look into.
#13 May 26 2004 at 10:19 PM Rating: Decent
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Nah there's all sorts of Latinos in the Miami area. Puerto Rican, Dominican, Cuban, Colombian ... just about any Carribean and South American nation has at least some presence in the Greater Miami area.

Although Miami has its bad points, it's a great place for Latin food (except Mexican, I don't remember any *good* Mexican restaurants) and kickin' ethnic dance clubs.
#14 May 27 2004 at 12:29 AM Rating: Good
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just don't fall asleep on the beach, huh?

/em shakes fist at beach combers.
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