Its late, I can't sleep, and trunks ***** up the board so lets hear the worst, cheesiest or even better best pick up lines you ever heard or used.
Best two from the articale:
“I’m here. What were your other two wishes?”
“How do you like your eggs in the morning – fertilised or unfertilised?”
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is that a ladder in your stockings or a stairway to heaven.
Want to go fu[b][/b]ck?
I think the cheesiest one I ever got was "Nice toilet," in reference to that much-celebrated part of me (at least by Skeet) that I never get to see. Granted the guy was a construction worker, so it doesn't really count.
Call me vain, but I think I started a thread just like this one to help trunks get cozy with Tare. And on that note, the ultimate pickup line has to be: "Nice shoes, wanna f[i][/i]uck?"
Twiztid
Twiztid
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
TwiztidSamurai the Malevolent wrote:
I started a thread just like this one to help trunks get cozy with Tare.
Nice work, Twizzy, you *******.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
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you *******.
You never did say who the daddy was
Twiztid
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
[overheard in bar at 2am]
"So... uh... do you want to uh... go... uh... do it?"
"No."
"So... uh... do you want to uh... go... uh... do it?"
"No."
Quote:
[overheard in bar at 2am]
"So... uh... do you want to uh... go... uh... do it?"
"No."
"So... uh... do you want to uh... go... uh... do it?"
"No."
Are you sure you didn't hear that one lonely night at your place while watching "Beavis and Butthead do America"?
TwiztidSamurai the Malevolent wrote:
You never did say who the daddy was
While it is true that I am not married to my kid-to-be's father, making said child a "*******" in the traditional sense, I do have standards, Twiztid. I like to have sex for longer than the 5 seconds that Trunks could offer me.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Positive. This was before I dropped out of college, and was working late one night right before I used the leafblower to blow bottles and other **** into the frat boys that hadn't left or died yet.
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**** censorship!
Edited, Wed May 26 12:12:48 2004 by eeth
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**** censorship!
Edited, Wed May 26 12:12:48 2004 by eeth
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Call me vain, but I think I started a thread just like this one to help trunks get cozy with Tare
But I offer a URL. Much better.
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"If I told you that you had an amazing body, would you hold it against me?"
Man, how did trunks not get laid, Tare?! Especially with this winning line-up of witty one-liners?
Twiztid
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Git tried this one on all of us at our little soire' down in LA, "Hi muchachoes, mi gusta un grande pollo. Tu donde suck it?"
Needless to say, it confirmed his Mexican bonafides, and no, none of us took him up on his offer.
Totem
Needless to say, it confirmed his Mexican bonafides, and no, none of us took him up on his offer.
Totem
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"Hi muchachoes, mi gusta un grande pollo. Tu donde suck it?"
I like a big chicken. You where suck it?
Your spanish sucks moran.
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I like a big chicken. You where suck it?
ROFL
Wanna go halfers on a *******?
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Is your name Jesus?
Cuz your *** needs to get nailed.
Cuz your *** needs to get nailed.
Hey, don't shoot the messenger, I'm just telling you what Git said. Maybe it was code from the barrios or sumptin'.
Totem
Totem
I think Totem misheard or misunderstood. I said:
You all look like big fat chickens. Who wants to suck it?
Understandable really considering Totems grasp of the obvious.
You all look like big fat chickens. Who wants to suck it?
Understandable really considering Totems grasp of the obvious.
Upon further recollection, I distinctly remember hearing Gitslayer ask this to the consternation of the Jewish family at the table next to ours:
"¿Quién desea conseguir en mis pantalones? ¡Hay un rodillo grande del tootsie adentro allí para usted los
pequeños niños!"
Totem
"¿Quién desea conseguir en mis pantalones? ¡Hay un rodillo grande del tootsie adentro allí para usted los
pequeños niños!"
Totem
The ultimate worst has to be "All that matters from A-Z is the letters U&I" egh, i hate it!
I could split you in half!
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