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#27 May 24 2004 at 10:41 AM Rating: Decent
i was and still am the eldest, 16 with 12 and 9 yr old brother/step brothers and a 7 yr old step sister Smiley: crySmiley: crySmiley: crySmiley: crySmiley: crySmiley: crySmiley: crySmiley: cry
#28 May 24 2004 at 11:33 AM Rating: Decent
Eldest of 2.

Male of the house.

Eb

They used to call me "Patches".
#29 May 24 2004 at 11:42 AM Rating: Excellent
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#30 May 24 2004 at 12:34 PM Rating: Decent
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Youngest of three. Got away with murder as a youngster, but every birthday and get-together is a festival of my embarrassing moments as told by my brother and sister.
#31 May 24 2004 at 12:49 PM Rating: Decent
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Oldest child. I was the guinnea pig of the family.
#32 May 24 2004 at 2:28 PM Rating: Default
oldest of 4
#33 May 24 2004 at 3:02 PM Rating: Excellent
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#34 May 24 2004 at 3:17 PM Rating: Decent
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Number 8 of 9.

I got away with murder because my parents were exhausted. Smiley: lol
#35 May 24 2004 at 3:33 PM Rating: Good
Eldest of 4. I got away with murder because my parents were naive. :)
#36 May 24 2004 at 4:22 PM Rating: Decent
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Eldest of three. Almost didn't exist actually, my Mom had a miscarriage and I was conceived when she would have still been pregnant.

Same story as Pat oddly, but oldest of two. My parents were married in the traditional Boston Irish Catholic way, when my mom got pregnant. She then miscarried, and they ended up having me ten months or so after the wedding. Nothing like a nice December wedding in New England :)

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#37 May 24 2004 at 4:25 PM Rating: Decent
All these scot-free murderers!

I would have gotten away with murder if it wasn't for you meddling kids!

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#38 May 24 2004 at 4:52 PM Rating: Decent
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I was a mid-life crisis for my parents. They were 40 and 41 when I entered into this world. My sister is 18 yrs older than me and my brother is 13 yrs older. I think my parents were so exhausted from them that I got away with pretty much anything. Being a preacher's daughter I was a hellion. Now that I'm 30 something and look back on it, it's amazing I survived my high school years.

I love that fact that my mom was huge pregnant with me at my sister's graduation. My sister was mortified. HAHAHA!!! But, she figured it would be fun to have a lil sister. I had lots of black hair when I was born, she gave me a bufont(sp?) hair cut at 6 WEEKS of age. My mom freaked out of course.

My brother was the one who would shut me in the closet and leave me there for hours (I'm claustrophobic to this day). Better yet, when his friend came over to play football, I was the football. My favorite, him waking me up at 4 in the morning telling me to hurry and get ready for school. Like a dumbass, I would get up and get dressed in my sleepy haze while he sat there laughing.

Being the youngest wasn't so bad. I learned to be a lil lady that can throw a punch like a guy. Smiley: grin
#39 May 24 2004 at 4:55 PM Rating: Decent
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Hmm. Are you sure your 18 years older sister didn't go "on vacation" for nine months and then your parents had you?
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#40 May 24 2004 at 7:12 PM Rating: Decent
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Yeah...real sure. We have pictures of my mom pregnant with me.
My sister is saintly so that would never have happened. She was the good daughter. I on the other hand....
#41 May 24 2004 at 7:32 PM Rating: Decent
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Sure, whatever you say. I assume you have a copy of your birth certificate that lists your mother, right? Or have you nevver had occasion to look?
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#42 May 24 2004 at 8:02 PM Rating: Decent
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Oldest child in my family, my mom and dad were respectively oldest children in their household, so I was the oldest of all the cousins too.

I had a stepbrother that was only about 6 months younger than me though, that was fun.
#43 May 24 2004 at 8:03 PM Rating: Decent
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I had a stepbrother that was only about 6 months younger than me though, that was fun.

Let me just get this out of the way.

Did ya fuc[b][/b]k him?
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#44 May 24 2004 at 11:46 PM Rating: Decent
Youngest of 2 by 16 months. Though me and sis didn't grow up together, so we grew up with the "only child syndrome" thing.
#45 May 25 2004 at 12:16 AM Rating: Decent
Youngest of either 3 or 3 and 3 halves. Depending on how you look at it.
Youngest of three children. I was the wild child but got the punishment, middle got some when I told on him. Oldest got 1 spanking in his entire life.
Then there's 3 older siblings, 20 yrs older. 2 half sisters and 1 half brother from previous marriage of dad's. Hardly knew them with the age difference.
#46 May 25 2004 at 1:12 AM Rating: Decent
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Did ya **** him?


LOL, no, it wasn't *that* fun.

In fact I'd not be willing to testify that he's ever had sex in his life, actually. He joined the Navy right out of high school, never been married, supposedly he's had a few girlfriends since he's been out but I've never met them.
#47 May 25 2004 at 2:47 AM Rating: Decent
He's gay.
#48 May 25 2004 at 8:44 AM Rating: Decent
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Quite possibly. He's definitely bizarre.
#49 May 25 2004 at 8:46 AM Rating: Decent
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#50 May 25 2004 at 10:46 AM Rating: Good
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Oldest of 2... sister is 16 months younger then me.
#51 May 25 2004 at 11:00 AM Rating: Decent
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Oldest sister is 44, second oldest sister is 42, third oldest sister is 41, oldest brother is 39, I am 27, younger brother is 26.

Got away with murder, mainly because of my extraordinary ability to talk my way out of everything. I am a great fuc[u][/u]king liar.
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