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#1 May 21 2004 at 2:20 PM Rating: Decent
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LUCKYDAY INTERNATIONAL COMPANY.
Reimbrandsplien 2834,
Amsterdam-The Netherland.


Dear Winner,

Beneficiary's Ref.No.661/782/455
Batch No. QA7031457
Serial No. DF2135706

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the LUCKYDAY LOTTO Email
Address Ballot Lottery ( E.A.B.L) BONANZA held by our company on the (
19TH MAY 2004 ).

Your e-mail address attached to ticket number with serial number drew
lucky numbers which consequently won in the 1st category, you have
therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of (US$10.000.000.00 )Ten
Million United States Dollars to be shared among the 10 of you in this
category. This authomatically qualifies you to personally receive the sum
of (US$1.000.000.00 ) One Million United States Dollars only.

CONGRATULATIONS! CONGRATULATIONS!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your
winning information confidential until your claims has been processed and
your money remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to
avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some
participants. All participants were selected through a computer ballot system
drawn from over 68,000 companies and 80,000,000 individual email
addresses and names from all over the world. This promotional program takes
place twice in every six years.

This lottery is partly promoted and sponsored by software companies to
creat more market opportunity for their wares and we hope that with
part of your winning, you will take part in our next year ( US$
65.000.000.00 M ) Sixty-Five Million United States Dollars international mega
lottery programe. To file for your claim, please contact our assigned
official agent/claims and duty officer:

OVERSEAS WINNERS REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT/LEGAL REPRESENTATION.
Name: Mr. JOHN WELLINGTON
Direct Email Address: johnwellington1@netscape.net
Telephone: + 31-642 188 379

Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than ( 29TH MAY 2004 ).
After this date all unclaimed funds will be included in the next stake.
Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, do
remember to quote your reference number and batch numbers in all
correspondence. Do fully understand that NON RESIDENT CITIZEN WINNERS of The
Netherlands are required to make mandatory refundable payment of
notarization/processing fees of ( 399 Euro ) and these charges must be paid
before the notarization/processing of your winning can be effected as
non resident winner. In other words, deduction is not permitted from
your winning sum because of the hard cover insurance policy for your
security and the company's security in general. Precisely,these non resident
processing fees include the following:

(a) LEGAL REPRESENTATION/FEES; Hence lawyers from our legal department
of the company will be representing you on your behalf as a non
resident winner in the High Court over here.

(b) GOVERNMENT STAMP DUTIES.

(c) NOTARIZATION/GENERAL HANDLING/PROCESSING FEES. SUM TOTAL OF ALL
CHARGES: (EURO 399.00 ) Three Hundred and Ninty-Nine Euros only.

NOTE: These general non resident claims processing fees is refunded
back to you by the management upon certification of your application or
confirmation as the bonafide owner of the successful email address.

Furthermore, if should there be any change of address, do inform our
agent or your processing file officer indicated above as soon as
possible.

Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for
being successful in our lottery promotional program.

WARNING: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified and
be aware that you have the right to renounce or cancel your winning for
failure to meet up with the processing requirements or procedures.
Please make sure you channel all correspondence through your file officer.
This step is necessary so as to be very sure that we are paying the
legitimate successful winner/owner of the lucky email address.This
precautionary step is taken because of rampant abuse of the internet or too
much scam presently in the internet.


Sincerely yours,

Ms. Cindy Van Dale
( Lottery Coordinator )


I guess someone in the Netherlands must have entered me without letting me know! Sneaky devils.
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#2 May 21 2004 at 2:24 PM Rating: Excellent
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Everyday I probably win somewhere close to $30 million dollars, I plan on cashing it all in at the same time, thus reducing the value of the dollar drastically.

Your welcome.
#3 May 21 2004 at 2:25 PM Rating: Good
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the next email is where they collect all your personal information and start the identity theft process. you're the next ID theft comercial..you're face would do perfect with Ms. Cindy Van Dale's voice attached to it.
#4 May 21 2004 at 2:41 PM Rating: Good
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Let me know when you collect, Smash. I need some cash to cover my "good faith" deposit on the $14 million I have coming from Nigeria.
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#5 May 21 2004 at 3:06 PM Rating: Excellent
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Well, I have the opportunity to help some nice Nigerians deposit millions of dollars in an offshore account. So there.
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#6 May 21 2004 at 3:30 PM Rating: Default
mwaehehehe i've gotten so many of these emails that i'm to the point of cracking up everyday.

i always send a worthwhile reply email of mocking them,their families,thier language and culture.just for the reason of them being gutless thieve's.

keke without people like that,i wouldnt have anyone to take out my daily aggressions on.


everyone on alla!you've just won 1 million dolla! send an email with your bank name,account name,account number and last of all!bend over and take it hard in the ***!because we gonna make juu a poor poor livin in a box freak o.O

thank you drive thru.



jeebus no more supersize.
#7 May 21 2004 at 5:12 PM Rating: Default
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the $14 million I have coming from Nigeria.


You too? We can throw one hell of a party! You in ?

#8 May 21 2004 at 5:16 PM Rating: Default
Perhaps you can now afford that ***** Enlargement.

Eb

SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
#9 May 21 2004 at 5:19 PM Rating: Default
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Really why does your Mom always choke on it ?
#10 May 21 2004 at 5:26 PM Rating: Default
I'm not your brother!

I do believe that's YO' Mama.

Eb

And yo'greasy granny... :P
#11 May 21 2004 at 5:29 PM Rating: Default
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Of course not, but the question you need to ask is who's your daddy ?But then again do you all have the same daddy ?

Bet father's day sucks at your house
#12 May 21 2004 at 5:34 PM Rating: Decent
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Do fully understand that NON RESIDENT CITIZEN WINNERS of The Netherlands are required to make mandatory refundable payment of notarization/processing fees of ( 399 Euro ) and these charges must be paid before the notarization/processing of your winning can be effected as non resident winner.


Ooooh, what a trade off! Congratz!

Smiley: eek

LOL
#13 May 21 2004 at 5:35 PM Rating: Default
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Of course not, but the question is who's my daddy? But then again do we'uns here all have the same daddy ?

My father sucks it in the big house


FTFY

So many family issues? Tell it to Montel, plebian.

Eb

#14 May 21 2004 at 5:56 PM Rating: Default
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Whoa picklesucker hit a nerve? Here say it like you always hear it ***** you ********
#15 May 21 2004 at 5:58 PM Rating: Default
Maybe I should say something more orginal and witty like:

Your momma.

Game. Set. Match.

Eb

In tennis, love means nothing.
#16 May 21 2004 at 5:59 PM Rating: Default
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Go lower...c'mon follow your family history...
#17 May 21 2004 at 6:05 PM Rating: Default
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Go lower...c'mon follow your family history...


I can't even follow that.

Eb

Double entendre....BAM!
#18 May 23 2004 at 3:40 AM Rating: Good
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Haha Smash.

The cunning cheeks.

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LUCKYDAY INTERNATIONAL COMPANY.
Reimbrandsplien 2834,
Amsterdam-The Netherland.


Close, but no cigar. They could at least made sure they wrote the name of our top painter correctly. Oh, and there is NO street in Holland with a 4 digit number ;-)
#19 May 23 2004 at 4:35 AM Rating: Good
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Well I read in a magazine (so it must be true) that a guy named Patrick Combs recieved a letter that said "You've Just won $95093.35" from a pyrimid scheme, "a sample of what he could make if he invested".

He cashed the cheque.

It cleared.

Dark
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#20 May 23 2004 at 12:41 PM Rating: Excellent
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Hey, it's darkplague! Where have you been hideing?
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#21 May 23 2004 at 5:52 PM Rating: Good
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Perhaps you can now afford that ***** Enlargement
Then you can

SPL1T HER MEET TUNNEL WITH YOURE GIGANT1C ****-CLUB!!!!!!

...Or so says this e-mail I've received.
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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