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#1 May 13 2004 at 11:54 PM Rating: Decent
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I've pretty much lost interest in these boards. Not because there isnt enough activity, but because they've become too big and i dont care enough to read through all the threads. Plus, i dislike most of the new members. The icing on the cake is im not a post count god anymore.

I'll probably periodically pop in to give a status report (as if anyone gives a sh*t). I may be found posting on the somethingawful message boards, but i imagine ill primarily be a lurker.

If anyone cares about those status reports here is the first of them (and possibly the last?).

Girl wise im doing fine. nothing much going on there. steady for over 4 months with Nina now. still have gotten past 3rd base =\.

I've become rather delinquent in the last month or so. I've stolen drum set equipment from my school totalling about 200 bucks (over two different occasions). I drink every weekend. I have no interest in school. im trying for nothing better than a C in all my classes. enough to avoid **** from my parents and coast through until the weekends.

debalic would be proud to know that at the rate im going ill be a complete pot head in a month or two. i just recently started smoking (first time was like two weeks ago, and i smoked just a bit). saturday i got some really nice stuff and i've been smoking it every day since. due to my parents ignorance i can get 40 bucks a week easy between the two of them, so i can afford to keep it up till im out of the house, which wont be for ahwhile.

oh, and im posting high right now. so please forgive any spelling mistakes or anything that just plain doesnt make any damn sense.

oh, and this post isnt for all you new f*ck tards. i expect you to not give a ****, so go suck giant infected monkey balls if you want to say anything. for all you old f*ck tards, i dont expect more than a handful of you to care, so anyone who doesnt give a **** can go suck giant infected monkey balls also if they want to say something negative.

oh... and i forgot...

still on anti-depressants. doing a so so job, i guess. could be any number of things keeping me from being depressed. suicidal tendencies pretty much gone. although right now going on a month long drug binge and finally ODing on something sounds like it wouldnt be all bad.

oh, and i know im probably ******** myself over here in the long run with all this drug business. I made a concious decision to possibly "***** up" my life. outside of getting arrested/killed there isnt much that can go horribly wrong. mom and pop have money out the wazoo (as i've mentioned in previous posts) so i have a nice saftey net should i fall too far.

so. yeah. this is probably good bye for ahwhile, if not forever.

Thanks go to these people (in no particular order) for making these boards enjoyable for so long.

Totem, Thundra, Smasharoo, Gbaji, Skeeter. there are considerably more of you, but those are the only people i can remember now (given my current state). i know there are many more, so on the assumption that any of you care (probably a bad one, but kind of sucks for you guys i guess) ill add more if i remember while sober.
#2 May 13 2004 at 11:58 PM Rating: Good
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Hey, pick up all those Playgirl mags you left lying around before you go. And clean up your room!

You'll be back. They always come back.

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#3 May 14 2004 at 12:03 AM Rating: Good
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Good riddance.
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#4 May 14 2004 at 12:06 AM Rating: Good
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Angry, you know I'm fond of you. You know numerous members of the board have warmed up to you-- myself most of all-- despite your being a little prick for much of your board career. And you know you're being an idiot.

But if half the shi[/i]t you say is true, your parents should have their knees broken. Their son is a hair's breadth away from either blowing his brains out or becoming an HIV-positive crack-head. They oughta realize that by now. Maybe they are just too self-involved, or maybe they don't care- but they are obviously neglectful. You are one screwed up little shi[i]t.

You've done everything but tattoo 'I NEED HELP' on your forehead. Your next cry for help may very well be drowned out by the sound of a shotgun muffled in your mouth.

For a while I thought you might just be a little punk who didn't get enough attention from his mommy and daddy. I don't think that anymore. I think you are genuinely screwed up and actually have criminally neglectful parents.

My advice, and I mean this sincerely:

Go tell your parents to go fu[/i]ck themselves. Loudly. Repeatedly. Tell them why you want them to go fu[i]ck themselves.

Maybe that would serve as the wake up call they so desperately need. If it works in waking them from their slumber, maybe they'll see their son has serious problems.
#5 May 14 2004 at 12:08 AM Rating: Good
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See ya, AH. Lay off the drugs, too; I almost got kicked out of college for smoking pot, and let me tell you, it's really not worth it.

Come back and say "hi" every once in a while.

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#6 May 14 2004 at 12:29 AM Rating: Decent
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just remembered...

If anyone cares to talk to me, instant message wise, on yahoo my screen name is "an_angry_hippo", for AIM its "An Angry Hippo", and for msn its "angry_hipp0@hotmail.com"

i rarely log into MSN. im on AIM quite frequently (daily). Yahoo pretty much whenever im on my PC.

i prefer yahoo do to the ability to send instant messages even if the person is not online. easier than an e-mail by far. plus, you have the greatest chance of finding me there.

and seeing twizteds avatar made me think... My official reason for not posting should be im joining the strike. fight the man! or something like that.

oh, and i still dont know why smasharoo has a title. can someone please enlighten me as to why?
#7 May 14 2004 at 12:30 AM Rating: Excellent
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because he's a Lunatic
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#8 May 14 2004 at 12:33 AM Rating: Good
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I think it's cuz Alla has it out for you, man. You were the one with Overlord status first. You were the one who quoted entire Alice Cooper albums in answer to EQ related questions. You were the original spammer on this board, Last be damned!

You've been given a wrong turn, dude, and it's not fair. But you still have to clean up your room before you go, understood?

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#9 May 14 2004 at 12:41 AM Rating: Good
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When the time comes to give up and wuss out on life do the classy thing and write a little message on the shotgun shell. Something like "I said I was fuc'ked up” or "Is this a loud enough cry for help?" You will nead to write small obviously.

I would try to say something clever and try to be painfully understanding but I have never been able to empathize with suicide so...
#10 May 14 2004 at 12:43 AM Rating: Excellent
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Actually, if you want to know, I have no idea why Smash has it. I was only giving them out to employees
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#11 May 14 2004 at 1:17 AM Rating: Good
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Hmmm. So you're the one responsible for Angry's future suicide. Nice work! Now see if you can put that skill to good use and cause these FFXIers to off themselves like lemmings leaping into the sea, will ya?

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#12 May 14 2004 at 1:25 AM Rating: Excellent
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Don't worry, I won't give them titles either
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#13 May 14 2004 at 1:32 AM Rating: Good
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deja vu
#14 May 14 2004 at 1:59 AM Rating: Good
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Heh, so true, Emp.

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#15 May 14 2004 at 4:09 AM Rating: Decent
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Hippo, I like you, genuinely. Somewhere under that self-absorbed, ***************** attitude of yours is a pretty intelligent guy.

So, my advice. You are soon to finish high school right? My best advice to you is to take a year out between hich school and college doing voluntary work abroad, preferably where people are poor and life is hard. This is a very common thing to do in the UK, but probably quite rare in the US. This is a UK organisation that arranges these things.

http://www.gap.org.uk/

Persoanlly I went to South Africa and spent a year as a sports coach at a school. I can happily say that I grew up, and gained a sense of perpective that I didn't have before as a result. You would gain a huge amount of independance that you lack at home from what I can tell, and you would be forced to take responsibility for yourself.

Daddy can still pay for it, don't worry. So there you go. That's from me, "Mano y Mano" as Taco would say. By which I don't mean that I want to ram you up the ***.
#16 May 14 2004 at 4:14 AM Rating: Decent
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sense of perpective


Didn't get a sense of how to spell it though, haha.
#17 May 14 2004 at 4:46 AM Rating: Good
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You're not infering that you'd like to ram Coach up the a$$ though, are you, Pat?

You sure? Ok, just checking.

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#18 May 14 2004 at 6:28 AM Rating: Good
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Go tell your parents to go **** themselves. Loudly. Repeatedly. Tell them why you want them to go **** themselves.


And break up with Nina so she has time to get over you before you put a giant guiltstain on her (when you kill yourself) that will weigh down her days and cause her to mistakenly believe that there was something she could have done to help you, or that you were capable of love.

Oh, and Pat, here kids go off to the Peace Corps.
#19 May 14 2004 at 6:40 AM Rating: Decent
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Peace Corps sounds gay as hell.
#20 May 14 2004 at 6:44 AM Rating: Good
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It's part of our federal govm't, inspired by former President Kennedy.
http://www.peacecorps.gov/
#21 May 14 2004 at 6:51 AM Rating: Decent
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Sounds too freaking hippie to me. This is a good one:

http://www.raleigh.org.uk/
#22 May 14 2004 at 8:22 AM Rating: Good
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How about if Hippo joins the French Foreign Legion?
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#23 May 14 2004 at 8:24 AM Rating: Decent
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I said I would come back when all the idiots around the board died down. Hippo represents a large percentage of stupid.


Edited, Fri May 14 09:33:20 2004 by Mrens
#24 May 14 2004 at 8:27 AM Rating: Decent
bye bye hippo! ill probably be leaving myself soon, school is almost over for the summer and ive lost interest in this place to, to many people and idiots. one more week of this sh*t...

peace out dude

Edited, Fri May 14 09:27:12 2004 by trunksbrando
#25 May 14 2004 at 1:06 PM Rating: Excellent
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Later Days AH
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to many people and idiots.

This is redundant. Tsk tsk.
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