Soo, it turns out that I can go away for a week at a time and miss absolutely nothing. Bob H. Christos.
Anyway, had the moe-let. Teenie, tiny little baby boy, 6#7oz., 20.25 inches long. Mom is great, baby is stuck in the NICU. Ever seen a mother who had to leave her baby at the hospitol? let me tell you, you really don't want to try it. It's not a pretty sight. Newest news is he should be ok, but I may have Forest Gump on my hands (yes, I am that depraved. I can still make jokes). Being the extremely prejudiced father that I now am, he is the cutest Bob damn baby I have ever seen in my life.
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Congrats on the new addition ^^. Hope everything turns out well for you and your family.
Congratulations on the mini-Moe! :)
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Congratulations, Moe. It's gratifying to see that instincts kick in so soon. Enjoy your child's cuteness until such a time as Skeet and I decide to multiply and create the master race.
And give your wife a hug, that can't be easy.
And give your wife a hug, that can't be easy.
No, no no.... we do not need any more little pinochio's running around out there. The contrast to your "beauty" would be either amusing or totally gruesome...
Katie, if you ever looked Skeet in the eyes... You'd have nothing to say. You'd be speechless. To each his own, though. You with your soldier, me with my impossibly hot exotic stallion. 
lol im sorry that just reminds me of this "bamb binladen" game I used to play.. a bunch of tiny ragheaded binladen look alikes would run across the screen, or gallop across on the backs of camels and you had to bomb them all....
Gratz Moe. I hope all goes well for ya man.
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lol im sorry that just reminds me of this "bamb binladen" game I used to play.. a bunch of tiny ragheaded binladen look alikes would run across the screen, or gallop across on the backs of camels and you had to bomb them all....
Your capacity for non-linear thinking is a constant source of joy. For someone. Must be.
Congrats Moe. I know everything will be great. Best of luck to you three. 
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Congratulations on the new addition to your family. 
Grats on the kidlet Moe!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Wootles to you and your wife!
Hope the kid gets to come home soon.
Hope the kid gets to come home soon.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Fantastic new sig Twiztid.
I'd post more about how cool it is, but I'm on strike.
I'd post more about how cool it is, but I'm on strike.
Yeah, I like it too. I think it really says a lot about you, Skeet. Take from that what you will.
Hey, good luck on that strike thing. I'm on strizike personally.
Hey, good luck on that strike thing. I'm on strizike personally.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Fo shizzle.
There is nothing that any of you could say about me that could be taken in a bad way.
There is a pecking order here, and incase you haven't seen my picture, I have the biggest beak motherfu[b][/b]ckers, bow down.
There is nothing that any of you could say about me that could be taken in a bad way.
There is a pecking order here, and incase you haven't seen my picture, I have the biggest beak motherfu[b][/b]ckers, bow down.
Back on track, ahem!
Gratz Moe!!!
Gratz Moe!!!
/em biting tongue in a attempt to make a mature gesture...
congrats moe.
as for this:
i couldnt get past those DREAMY eyes of yours.
congrats moe.
as for this:
skeeter wrote:
There is nothing that any of you could say about me that could be taken in a bad way.
There is a pecking order here, and incase you haven't seen my picture, I have the biggest beak ************** bow down.
There is a pecking order here, and incase you haven't seen my picture, I have the biggest beak ************** bow down.
i couldnt get past those DREAMY eyes of yours.
sight impaired flea wrote:
Katie, if you ever looked Skeet in the eyes... You'd have nothing to say. You'd be speechless. To each his own, though. You with your soldier, me with my impossibly hot exotic stallion.
pix plz.
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Congrats man!!!
Congrats ! Hope baby Bob can come home soon...
Grats Moe!!
We want baby photo's ASAP.
We want baby photo's ASAP.
Smash wrote:
pix plz.
Ok ok, here you go sweety.
https://everquest.allakhazam.com/uf/Skeeter/Jaysmile.jpg
https://everquest.allakhazam.com/uf/Skeeter/Jaysmile.jpg
You're one gold chain short of being able to fit right in at the Newark Air Port Bar.
You're one gold chain short of being able to fit right in at the Newark Air Port Bar.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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