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#1 May 05 2004 at 8:23 PM Rating: Decent
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http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=1896&u=/nm/20040505/us_nm/iraq_naked_dc_2&printer=1

Another shining moment for the National Guard. I wouldn't trust them to fight a fire in a hibachi.
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#2 May 05 2004 at 9:09 PM Rating: Decent
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Well, we have to do *something* with the peeping toms.

Volunteer him for front-line duty. Might give him second thoughts about a repeat offense.

This whole mess is looking more and more like a circus every day. All we need now is a miniature humvee for the clowns to climb out of ...
#3 May 05 2004 at 10:16 PM Rating: Decent
The sad thing is, he was the commanding officer...
#4 May 05 2004 at 10:48 PM Rating: Good
I don't believe it! I want to see the evidence.
#5 May 06 2004 at 3:43 AM Rating: Decent
well to say what he did was bad but i was in army my self for acouple of years and when i was in i realized that woman in the millary are no worse than the men not saying he was right by doing this but she probley came off as a w*ore to which there is like 70% chance she is cause 70% of people male and females in milltary r w*ores me including at one time.
#6 May 06 2004 at 4:11 AM Rating: Decent
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"I was in shock, like what do I do now?"


Like, totally kick him in the face and report him. Tah daaahhh, problem solved.
#7 May 06 2004 at 6:35 AM Rating: Good
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not saying he was right by doing this but she probley came off as a w*ore to which there is like 70% chance she is cause 70% of people male and females in milltary r w*ores me including at one time.

That is what you're saying. If you're going to be small-minded and presumptous, at least have the balls to be assertive.
#8 May 06 2004 at 10:09 AM Rating: Good
What else are they going to do with Iraqis? Build a bridge out of them!
#9 May 06 2004 at 11:02 AM Rating: Decent
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What else are they going to do with Iraqis? Build a bridge out of them!

I know what we should do...We should get the old dude from Jerassic Park and have him make us a couple of T-Rexes and take them to Iraq and when its time to feed the dinos we just grab some crazy iraq off the street and throw him in the cage till there are no more iraqies left. I am not saying that we should start a genocide but if we made a dinosaur we would have it feed it something, and why not feed it them?
-Eldrick
#10 May 06 2004 at 11:35 AM Rating: Good
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I feel stupider just for having read that.

And here I thought reading Skeeter's posts build up an immunity.

BAM!
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#11 May 06 2004 at 11:37 AM Rating: Decent
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Good my whole point was to try and make YOU fell stupid^.^
-Eldrick
#12 May 06 2004 at 4:47 PM Rating: Excellent
Geez! The article left out the guys social security number and hair color. However it effectively tried and convicted the captain in that article.
#13 May 06 2004 at 4:59 PM Rating: Decent
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Geez! The article left out the guys social security number and hair color. However it effectively tried and convicted the captain in that article.

Yeah, I mean, it's not like he's an Iraqi or some other muslim nationality that would imply that he probably had done terrible things worse than torture. He's an American, we should have a fuc[b][/b]king parade for him.
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#14 May 07 2004 at 6:31 PM Rating: Decent
Why should we be pissed at the captain? Isn't that what American males do, peek at chicks in the shower
#15 May 08 2004 at 2:45 AM Rating: Good
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Porky's

Porky's II

Porky's III

Porky's IV

Porky's V

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Peeking at the girls while they take showers was the entire premise of every of theose movies...

Totem
#16 May 08 2004 at 2:47 AM Rating: Decent
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I wonder how you know that... hmmmm...

/think
#17 May 08 2004 at 2:50 AM Rating: Decent
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Yes Totem.If i have been taught anything from the Porky's series it is to take advantage of any and all chances to peek at naked chicks through holes in shower stalls. The real question isnt about the peeking though. It is whether or not to go for the glory.
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