than dont read this...
A Black man owns a bar.
A chinese man walks into the bar and approaches the Black man.
Chinese man says"Give me a sligger n!gger!"
The black man replies"We don't tolerate racism here. How would you like it if others treated you like that??"
Chinese man - "Whatever **** head."
The black man tells the chinese man to stand behind the bar and pretend to be a bartender while he pretends to be racist customer.
The Black man looks at the chinese man and says " Give me a Drink *****!"
The Chinese man replies, " Sorry we don't serve N1ggers here!"
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It'd be better if it was somehow funny.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
hmm it actualy is funny...its just too bad that ***** up your as$ makes you such a grumpy old ***. 
You're confusing me with your father, which is understandable I guess as you never got to see him all those years he was lubing you up with mayo and pounding your *** while fist fuc[b][/b]king your mother after he dressed her up as Dom Deluise.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Ok... Sigh. If you're going to tell an offensive joke, it should at least be funny...
So. Two black men, we'll call them "gbaji", and "Smasharoo", are chilling at the local town fair. They're checking out the home girls, eating some fried chicken, and generally having a bodacious time.
They turn a corner in the fair and see a booth that says: "Turn you white for just 99 cents!". Well, gbaji and Smash both wanted to be white and figured they'd give it a try. gbaji happens to have a dollar in his pocket, but Smash only has 98 cents. "No problem", says gbaji. "I'll just use my dollar to go through, then if it works, I'll give you the one penny change and you'll have enough to go through to. We can both be white. Wouldn't that be great!".
They both agree that this is a good plan, so gbaji goes first. He hands in his money and heads into the booth. He's gone for quite some time. Smash is starting to get nervous about how long it's taking when gbaji walks around from the back of the booth. He's totally different. He's got light skin. He's got blond hair. He's got deep blue eyes. "Wow! It worked." exclaims Smash. "That's just amazing! I definately want to try it out. Let me have the penny you've got left and then we can both be white".
To which gbaji replies scornfully. "Get a job niggah!"
So. Two black men, we'll call them "gbaji", and "Smasharoo", are chilling at the local town fair. They're checking out the home girls, eating some fried chicken, and generally having a bodacious time.
They turn a corner in the fair and see a booth that says: "Turn you white for just 99 cents!". Well, gbaji and Smash both wanted to be white and figured they'd give it a try. gbaji happens to have a dollar in his pocket, but Smash only has 98 cents. "No problem", says gbaji. "I'll just use my dollar to go through, then if it works, I'll give you the one penny change and you'll have enough to go through to. We can both be white. Wouldn't that be great!".
They both agree that this is a good plan, so gbaji goes first. He hands in his money and heads into the booth. He's gone for quite some time. Smash is starting to get nervous about how long it's taking when gbaji walks around from the back of the booth. He's totally different. He's got light skin. He's got blond hair. He's got deep blue eyes. "Wow! It worked." exclaims Smash. "That's just amazing! I definately want to try it out. Let me have the penny you've got left and then we can both be white".
To which gbaji replies scornfully. "Get a job niggah!"
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
/sigh
no better than the one I posted...
no better than the one I posted...
Neither of them is funny.
/em waits on the religious/abortion jokes
/em waits on the religious/abortion jokes
Dom Deloise was a nice twist though.
BTW it isn't sligger, it's jigger, as in a shot.
holy **** gbaji, I didn't even realize that the word 'bodacious' was still in use. Cowabunga turtle dude...
/em rolls her eyes.
/em rolls her eyes.
Offensive jokes?
What is black and blue and smells of ***? A rape victim.
What is the best thing about ******* twenty five year olds? There are twenty of them.
Gah, I was recently told a joke that was the most offensive joke I had ever heard, and I can't friggin remember it. Will get back to you later.
What is black and blue and smells of ***? A rape victim.
What is the best thing about ******* twenty five year olds? There are twenty of them.
Gah, I was recently told a joke that was the most offensive joke I had ever heard, and I can't friggin remember it. Will get back to you later.
No no no...A truly offensive joke is like:
What are three things you can't give a n1gger from a fight?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a flat nose.
Or is that more stereotypical?
Edited, Thu May 6 04:41:21 2004 by PsychoJester
What are three things you can't give a n1gger from a fight?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a flat nose.
Or is that more stereotypical?
Edited, Thu May 6 04:41:21 2004 by PsychoJester
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having a bodacious time
No black man I've ever met would use that word. :p
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
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What is the best thing about @#%^ing twenty five year olds? There are twenty of them.
Lol, did Mrens tell you that one before leaving?
Sick kiddy fantasies seemed to be his schtick before he left.
Or maybe he was your puppet?
I heard that 25 y/o joke as a michael jackson joke.
Neither of the first two were that funny.
Neither of the first two were that funny.
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This is the most offensive joke i have ever heard...
How do you make a four year old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody d!ck off on her favorite teddy bear.
I apologize in advance.
How do you make a four year old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody d!ck off on her favorite teddy bear.
I apologize in advance.
Here's a good one I heard the other day:
What do you say to a black Jewish person?
Get to the back of the oven!
Oh, the racism inside is killing me!
What do you say to a black Jewish person?
Get to the back of the oven!
Oh, the racism inside is killing me!
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
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What do you say to a black Jewish person?
Get to the back of the oven!
Get to the back of the oven!
As offended as I am....that's some funny ****!
As the board's only resident male African American, I find all of this distinctly not funny.
Cease and desist.
Totem
Cease and desist.
Totem
Just post jokes about whities. That'll learn em.
Good idea. So there was this white dude who walked into a bar...
Totem
Totem
Dont leave me hanging man. Im dying to know what crazy antics this zany cracker gets into
^^ Obviously white.
Twiztid
Twiztid
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
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4 questions about "racism".
1)If I as a white male were to approach a black man and say something along the lines of "S'up *****" I would be in serious trouble, but if a black man in the same situtation said the same thing it would be seen as acceptable?
2)Why do many black people insist on being know as black or African american? I do not make a note of myself as "White" or "Scots-Irish American" unless necessary(see first question for e.g.) I am simply American.
3)Why do many, not all, but many blacks say that I as a white person owe them something for their ancestors being enslaved? I think slavery was one of the worst occurences in American History, but my ancestors did not own slaves. Then we indentured servants themselves. I get very tired of being told owe someone anything because of something that happened to someone they never met and was done by someone with no relation to me, who I have never met.
4)Has anyone ever stopped to think of Native Americans? Talk about a people group that has been royally f@##ked for hundreds of years!!
1)If I as a white male were to approach a black man and say something along the lines of "S'up *****" I would be in serious trouble, but if a black man in the same situtation said the same thing it would be seen as acceptable?
2)Why do many black people insist on being know as black or African american? I do not make a note of myself as "White" or "Scots-Irish American" unless necessary(see first question for e.g.) I am simply American.
3)Why do many, not all, but many blacks say that I as a white person owe them something for their ancestors being enslaved? I think slavery was one of the worst occurences in American History, but my ancestors did not own slaves. Then we indentured servants themselves. I get very tired of being told owe someone anything because of something that happened to someone they never met and was done by someone with no relation to me, who I have never met.
4)Has anyone ever stopped to think of Native Americans? Talk about a people group that has been royally f@##ked for hundreds of years!!
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4 questions about "racism".
1)If I as a white male were to approach a black man and say something along the lines of "S'up *****" I would be in serious trouble, but if a black man in the same situtation said the same thing it would be seen as acceptable?
2)Why do many black people insist on being know as black or African american? I do not make a note of myself as "White" or "Scots-Irish American" unless necessary(see first question for e.g.) I am simply American.
3)Why do many, not all, but many blacks say that I as a white person owe them something for their ancestors being enslaved? I think slavery was one of the worst occurences in American History, but my ancestors did not own slaves. Then we indentured servants themselves. I get very tired of being told owe someone anything because of something that happened to someone they never met and was done by someone with no relation to me, who I have never met.
4)Has anyone ever stopped to think of Native Americans? Talk about a people group that has been royally f@##ked for hundreds of years!!
1)If I as a white male were to approach a black man and say something along the lines of "S'up *****" I would be in serious trouble, but if a black man in the same situtation said the same thing it would be seen as acceptable?
2)Why do many black people insist on being know as black or African american? I do not make a note of myself as "White" or "Scots-Irish American" unless necessary(see first question for e.g.) I am simply American.
3)Why do many, not all, but many blacks say that I as a white person owe them something for their ancestors being enslaved? I think slavery was one of the worst occurences in American History, but my ancestors did not own slaves. Then we indentured servants themselves. I get very tired of being told owe someone anything because of something that happened to someone they never met and was done by someone with no relation to me, who I have never met.
4)Has anyone ever stopped to think of Native Americans? Talk about a people group that has been royally f@##ked for hundreds of years!!
BORING
Whats the worst part about ramming a 10 year old?
Getting the bloood off your clown suit.
The best part you ask???
That would be hearing her tiny little hips crack.
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I thought those jokes were all hilarious.
I thought those jokes were all hilarious.
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