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I'm off to Mexico.Follow
For cinco de mayo. I'll take pictures from the Tiajuana jail if they don't steal the camera.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Hasta Luego, baby.
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Say hello to my familia while you are there. My sister will be the one in your lap, my brother will be the prettier one with her crotch in your face, trust me the buldge in her panties means something. Oh, and don't forget to tip the bouncer. My father doesn't like cheap Anglos.
Eho de ****!
Don't drink the water...
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
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Hijo de ****!
FTFY
I notived there's no mexicans in tiajuana on cinco de mayo, just a bunch of drunken crackas
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Then represent us well, whitey!
Did you run into Spanish Lucy and the donkey?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Didn't make it to any donkey shows. I did see a rat in a maze racing with a ferret though.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
That's like going to Paris and not stopping by the Effiel Tower.
Did the ferret eat the rat, at least?
Did the ferret eat the rat, at least?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
No, but the ferret won the race, costing me 375 pesos.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Tijuana is crap compared to what it was about 7 years ago. The place got some money and is now more crooked than ever. Cops are the biggest criminals now.
You want a decent time, head south just a bit further and go to Ensinada or Rosarita.
You want a decent time, head south just a bit further and go to Ensinada or Rosarita.
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costing me 375 pesos
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Nah, like 4 dollars.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Dont drink the water or you will be pissing blood for a week...have fun! ;)
errr little late on that one. I think hes back if hes tellin stories :P
So smash how was the trip (other than losing to a ferret :P)? Havent visited TJ since I was 18. The taxi drivers there scared the absolute **** outta me when going down there for clubs.
So smash how was the trip (other than losing to a ferret :P)? Havent visited TJ since I was 18. The taxi drivers there scared the absolute **** outta me when going down there for clubs.
Oh my bad, so did you drink the water? Did you **** blood??
Yes, and no. Tiajuna might as wee be south San Diego, I'm not too worried about the water.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
LOL great I live near Smash apparently :P
No, I'm just visiting. You, on the other hand, should not pass go nor collect 200 dollars.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
It means that if you are near him, you have landed on Parkplace or Boardwalk, Smash has 4 hotels on each, so that is going to be about 5 Million Jillion dollars for your rent.
We're going to have to go ahead and Mortgage your Baltic and Mediterranean Aves, and take that $550.
Check back later to set up a payment plan.
We're going to have to go ahead and Mortgage your Baltic and Mediterranean Aves, and take that $550.
Check back later to set up a payment plan.
Damn, so what is the monthly for the next 30 years at 4.21APR? :P
Bah in gbaji's neck of the woods hope you at least took him out for a burito.
Nah, just drove through from LA. I'm about 3 hours away from Gbaji.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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