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Mine is December 1, 2025 if i continue my smoking. If I quit Saturday, July 10, 2049
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Sunday May 11, 2053 (smoker too):P
Thursday, October 7, 2055
wow, that's a lot longer than i had expected, i was waiting for it to say more like 3 days or something.
wow, that's a lot longer than i had expected, i was waiting for it to say more like 3 days or something.
Wednesday, November 25, 2054
I think I'll leave that Death Clock up.
1,595,408,357 seconds to go and counting.
I think I'll leave that Death Clock up.
1,595,408,357 seconds to go and counting.
Tick, tick, tick, tick...February 16th 2047
Sunday October 6, 2058
But don't worry, I will let you guys know how it all ends!
But don't worry, I will let you guys know how it all ends!
Said I'll live longer if i continue to smoke, 2080 June 28th
Wednesday, July 20, 2039
Hell, I barely have any incentive to pay off the mortgage now.
Hell, I barely have any incentive to pay off the mortgage now.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Friar Reinman wrote:
Sunday October 6, 2058
But don't worry, I will let you guys know how it all ends!
But don't worry, I will let you guys know how it all ends!
Well, it's too bad the only one that will still be alive to hear how it all ends is Roy. The rest of us will already be dead
But hey, it's the thought that counts ! Sunday, May 18 2042 if I stay so pessimistic.
Friday, August 9 2080 if I turn to optimism.
That's disturbing.
Friday, August 9 2080 if I turn to optimism.
That's disturbing.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
March 1st, 2053.
Bring it!
Bring it!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
I'm dead before all you fools.
May 7, 2036
May 7, 2036
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Ha if i keep smoking and turn sadistic ill die Sunday, September 15, 2019. Now what am I goin to do with the next 15 years? The sad part is ill die at age 36
Tuesday, August 11, 2043
Seconds left to live...
1,239,090,137
66 years old.
Hey, at least it's the bad years I'll miss.
Seconds left to live...
1,239,090,137
66 years old.
Hey, at least it's the bad years I'll miss.
Friday, January 24, 2076
I'll miss my 96th birthday by about a week. That's too bad.
I'll miss my 96th birthday by about a week. That's too bad.
Tuesday, july 30th, 2057
I was hopin i'd die sooner...dying around 70 is a bit too old for me
Live hard, die young
I was hopin i'd die sooner...dying around 70 is a bit too old for me
Live hard, die young
Wednessday, March 8, 2056
Tuesday, April 20, 2021
They are wrong of course, the chance that I will live past 2015 are very rare.
They are wrong of course, the chance that I will live past 2015 are very rare.
Sunday, August 9, 2037, can't live forever
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the chance that I will live past 2015 are very rare.
True. If "bad grammar" was poison, you'd be dead already.
Eb
(Verb agreement)
Wednesday, November 29, 2028, but i've always had the feeling i'd die at the age of 34..not 52.
I live longer if I do smoke. By an order of 5 years. Weird.
Edited, Tue May 4 17:33:11 2004 by Chtulhu
Edited, Tue May 4 17:33:11 2004 by Chtulhu
Geez being optimistic really helps you out eh. Normal means I die at 79, optimistic means I live to the ripe age of 103. +_+
Wow, non-smoker and I'm dead in 14 years. I might as well start back up.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone that life has given vodka and have party.
This establishment does not serve women. You must bring your own.
This establishment does not serve women. You must bring your own.
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True. If "bad grammar" was poison, you'd be dead already.
And if being a little grammer ***** who has nothing better to do then run eveyrones post througha spell checker was a pathetic retarded thing to do, you would.....to late.
AC is ruining your so-called edge, Mren.
Eb
I know it's impossible for you to believe that someone can spell, but that's just the medicine talking. :P
Eb
I know it's impossible for you to believe that someone can spell, but that's just the medicine talking. :P
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