Let's cheer him up!
He loves posts that start out "Which is better"
He LOVES d1ck and fart jokes.
Let's start out by trying to guess his fav color.
I say pink, what do you all think?
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I am not even going to dignify this with a response was my original thought, but then I realized that I do have a duty to steer you poor dillusional people in a productive direction. So here goes...
Resolve: Skeeter was dropped on his head as a child in that small, counterless home. This cause lasting symptoms that are manifesting even to this day.
The affirmative will simply point to his mammoth post library and stand on that.
The negative has its work cut out for it.
Discuss.
And of course I am out of sorts today. I'M HAVING A F'UCKING BABY!!! If that's not enough to scare the **** out of a man and put him a little off kilter, I don't know what is.
Resolve: Skeeter was dropped on his head as a child in that small, counterless home. This cause lasting symptoms that are manifesting even to this day.
The affirmative will simply point to his mammoth post library and stand on that.
The negative has its work cut out for it.
Discuss.
And of course I am out of sorts today. I'M HAVING A F'UCKING BABY!!! If that's not enough to scare the **** out of a man and put him a little off kilter, I don't know what is.
C'mon Moe, you can tell us...
I am an almost 30, white male who works in a corporate office environment. What do you think my favorite color is? It's Khaki for Bob's sake.
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i think his favourtie color is.........PURPLE!!
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i think his favourtie color is.........PURPLE!!
Easy, speedie. Wouldn't want you to post in a timely or accurate manner.
Yeah, give the old man a chance, Sonny!
Eb
I am on your side. Really, I am.
Eb
I am on your side. Really, I am.
Well Moe, I've been holding down the fort for the most part while you've been away. And by holding down the fort, I mean that I've been filling your position as Official Synical, Jaded, Angry Forum ******* as best I could.
You can have your name tag back now.
Twiztid
You can have your name tag back now.
Twiztid
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I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Is it the rainbow colors??
hahaha
hahaha
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Is it the rainbow colors??
hahaha
hahaha
Lol.
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Resolve: Skeeter was dropped on his head as a child in that small, counterless home.
Ha, you read that long *** post??
Sucker.
I was never dropped on my head, but I did "play superman" into a bedpost once. I have a scar on my left eye to show for it. One other folly with playing superman involved an iron landing on my head. I actually dented the iron, I think my mom has the iron in storage still.
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Ha, you read that long *** post??
No, I skimmed through it. Something about your nutz and mom being in to fixer uppers. That one kinda figures, most minority women tend to be stuck in relationships with sub-standard men. All the desirable minority men have white women. :)
Lol, no, not "in to" fixer upers, she is a fixer uper, meaning she likes to "fix things".
By fix I mean tear apart, then leave for a few months, then throw away.
By fix I mean tear apart, then leave for a few months, then throw away.
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Lol, no, not "in to" fixer upers, she is a fixer uper,
Dude, my mom was mean to me, too, but I don't make fun of her. Even if your mom is huge and does dress funny, you shouldn't say things like that about her.
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Dude, my mom was mean to me, too, but I don't make fun of her. Even if your mom is huge and does dress funny, you shouldn't say things like that about her.
Lol.
So, who's the moron, the person who tells lame *** jokes, or the person who criticizes people for telling lame *** jokes then tells one himself?
Not that I'm trying to discourage your newfound Skeetism, it looks nice on you, sort of like throwing paint on some lady's fur coat, then taking it out of the garbage to wear it about town.
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So, who's the moron, the person who tells lame *** jokes, or the person who criticizes people for telling lame *** jokes then tells one himself?
Um, Empyre?
I'm not sure whether to feel offended or laugh.
Did you call me Empyre, or were you giving the correct answer?
If it's the former, your Mother was Katie, if the latter, then
Did you call me Empyre, or were you giving the correct answer?
If it's the former, your Mother was Katie, if the latter, then
It was indeed the latter. But man, even insinuating that Katie might be my mom, that is low, brother. Low indeed.
You are so right about that, I will give you a:
You were right Moe.
On my 5555 'th post.
You were right Moe.
On my 5555 'th post.
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