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#1 May 03 2004 at 9:12 PM Rating: Good
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Where have you been?
#2 May 03 2004 at 9:20 PM Rating: Good
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Porking softly, probably.
#3 May 04 2004 at 9:44 AM Rating: Good
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trickybeck the Sly wrote:
Porking softly, probably.


In my dreams, Tricky, only in my dreams.

Nah, I've been working, Miss Flea. And I've been tired as hell... which leads to crankiness...which doesn't bode well for this board.

Meh.

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#4 May 04 2004 at 9:45 AM Rating: Good
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Not at all! Just be like me and take it out on the boards, thereby ensuring that your family and loved ones can still stand for you to open your mouth. Barely.

Glad to see you didn't drop off the edge of Canada.
#5 May 04 2004 at 9:47 AM Rating: Good
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Crankiness is the steam which drives this engine, baby!

Porking me softly with his song.. porking me softly.. with his song..
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#6 May 04 2004 at 9:49 AM Rating: Good
Just for the record, that wasn't my song I was using Joph.
#7 May 04 2004 at 9:49 AM Rating: Good
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I've noticed you recent surly and sharp attitude on the board. I like it, Princess One. I shall endeavor to follow your lead. Smiley: wink

I am also moving fairly soon, which is great, but I have NO energy whatsoever to complete the task. Goddammit...probably end up living in a box. Bah.



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#8 May 04 2004 at 9:52 AM Rating: Good
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Try to get an oven box. Everyone always angles for the refrigerator boxes for height, but your range box has more floor space which is nice in case you want to have a child later.
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#9 May 04 2004 at 9:54 AM Rating: Good
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Thanks Jophiel. I knew I could count on you!

Bigscreen TV box ok? A bit narrow in the kitchen area, but very spacious otherwise.



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#10 May 04 2004 at 9:54 AM Rating: Good
Find an old lady with a garage, most old ladies don't use their garages and will let you stay there for free. Provided you help them carry groceries in and open jars for them.

#11 May 04 2004 at 9:55 AM Rating: Good
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My gramma's garage probably smells like urine too.

Yay!

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#12 May 04 2004 at 9:57 AM Rating: Good
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Bigscreen box is okay, but you'll want to add on a microwave box nursery if you get pregnant.

I have a table, couple chairs and a couch in my garage. All I need is to put a bed in there and I can hang a "For Rent" sign in the window. Provided the renter doesn't mind spiders.
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#13 May 04 2004 at 9:57 AM Rating: Good
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I've noticed you recent surly and sharp attitude on the board. I like it, Princess One.

Thanks, Princess Two. I told Skeet that I was in a "weird" mood lately when posting, but failed to I.D. it as garden-variety *********** I credit it to not enough sex. I hardly ever see Skeet anymore, feels like. Might have to break out the toys. I can barely stand me.


Oh, and the weather's nice enought where you can live under a bridge now. Where are you moving to? Somewherenotcanada?
#14 May 04 2004 at 9:58 AM Rating: Good
No no tare, that room is called the bathroom.

I said garage, usualy cars go in there, not pee.


Smiley: grin
#15 May 04 2004 at 9:59 AM Rating: Good
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That dragon ***** arrive in the mail yet, Flea?
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#16 May 04 2004 at 10:00 AM Rating: Good
I have been feverishly making final arrangements for the impending arrival of Mini Me. Tonite my wife and I check in to the hospital and tomorrow morning, we will be begin the induction. I won't be around much at all for the next two weeks. Y'all have fun. Someone dethrone Skeet for me, ok?
#17 May 04 2004 at 10:01 AM Rating: Good
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I might have to register. Don't have the cash for that kind of luxury.

Wonder if you can make dragon penises out of a microwave box...
#18 May 04 2004 at 10:02 AM Rating: Good
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
I credit it to not enough sex. I hardly ever see Skeet anymore, feels like. Might have to break out the toys. I can barely stand me.


Not enough sex will put anyone in a bad mood. I'm always amazed at the regenerative quality of a good lay. Headache gone. Stress gone. Skeeter, get in the game, man!



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Oh, and the weather's nice enought where you can live under a bridge now. Where are you moving to? Somewherenotcanada?


Hardly. It's going to snow here this afternoon. Sunsabiatches..

I am moving to the southside of this glorios city. To the 'burbs. We had our house built and it's nearly done now. Pretty exciting to have a new house...I'm a lucky ducky.

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#19 May 04 2004 at 10:02 AM Rating: Good
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CONGRATULATIONS MOE!!!

You rule, Daddy-o.

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#20 May 04 2004 at 10:05 AM Rating: Good
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Congratulations, Moe. Is it a boy? Any names picked out?
#21 May 04 2004 at 10:10 AM Rating: Good
It is a boy. His name is Lucas Matthew. I thought he was hung like a horse, but the doctor said that was his arm.
#22 May 04 2004 at 10:11 AM Rating: Good
It's about time you two, got your asses down to my hood, in deep south central. When is your possesion date? What day are you guys moving? So I can plan to be out of town.
#23 May 04 2004 at 10:15 AM Rating: Good
Moe wrote:
Someone dethrone Skeet for me, ok?


Am I upsetting you again Moe?

I thought maybe you were gone again because of the "I don't like the way the forum has changed under Skeet's rule, so I'm going to be a little non-posting sissy instead of trying to mold the forum into something of my liking".

Most likely it's just your warped way of saying "I love you Skeet".

Love you too Moe.

I'm so glad you decided to go with my sperm, I'm sure the baby will come out lookin' as handsome as a Queeter can.
#24 May 04 2004 at 10:17 AM Rating: Good
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His name is Lucas Matthew.

Beautiful name. Sounds liberal. Smiley: wink2
#25 May 04 2004 at 10:18 AM Rating: Good
You know, that throbbing pain in your head is probably a tumor. You should get that checked out. It's impacting your ability to make any sort of sense.
#26 May 04 2004 at 10:18 AM Rating: Good
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Beautiful name. Sounds liberal.

Thanks. But the only way he'll be liberal is if he's a momma's boy.

So yeah, it could be. lol
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