Why, becasue he has a clue and needs to face the reality of the world today? Or is it becasue he knows how to capitalize the first letter in his name. Or maybe it is becasue he is a man and you are jealous. How does that grab you Miss?
I generally just put mine on my desk. Or inbetween my legs. Motorcycles don't have cupholders... At least, mine doesn't. Some might, not sure. Don't think they would work very well, though.