Sometimes I'll go out with some workbuddies and one thing leads to another and they have to much to drink. I want to tell them not to drive but I don't think i know them well enough to say anything to them. I know a lot of you may get iritated that I don't say nothing to them but in my 34 years I don't think i've ever heard someone tell another person not to drive after the person has been drinking. I feel bad for not saying anything like maybe somebody could get hurt but when I think about speeking up i just feel like an ***. If it was a close friend I think I could tell them no problem. You know?
Be honest do you always speek up and tell acuaintances noto to drive? How do you tell them?
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If I think someone is too drunk drive I demand their keys. When they invariably say no I start slapping them in the face untill they relize just how drunk they are trying to fight back, then they give me the keys.
I'm not what you'd call "shy" though.
I'm not what you'd call "shy" though.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
-IF you were drinking with some guys and they decided they were gonna f'uck you up tha ***, would you let them?
-Are these people really your friends? If they were my friends i wouldn't think twice about it. Hell i have had to knock some out before. I mean jesus Christ, if anyone is gonna drive the car while we are drinking its gonna be ME!
Bob?
-Are these people really your friends? If they were my friends i wouldn't think twice about it. Hell i have had to knock some out before. I mean jesus Christ, if anyone is gonna drive the car while we are drinking its gonna be ME!
Bob?
heh heh that is probably very useful but not really an option for me. Any other little more suttle suggestions maybe?
Don't go out drinking with people you work with?
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
I enjoy it though and I know that if i was not there they'd be d&d-ing anyway. I was just hoping someone could maybe tell me a clever line that helps in that situation. Maybe I'm shallow but I don't want to stop going out with all of them. I may not know them real well but they are good folks I think just stupid drinkers.
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IF you were drinking with some guys and they decided they were gonna f'uck you up tha ***, would you let them?
Why do you think he's having them drink in the first place?
What are you Spider, a 10 beer lay? 15?
Put Antabuse in their food? We used to do that to kids in college. Damn, that was some funny ****. Ont kid almost died.
Ahh good times, good times.
Edited, Sun May 2 23:35:23 2004 by Smasharoo
Ahh good times, good times.
Edited, Sun May 2 23:35:23 2004 by Smasharoo
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Well you could always buy a club. Forget to lock your door, and return later and put the club on the steering wheel.
This would be both effective and funny to watch as they try to get it off. ( works best if they don't see you put it on. )
Edited, Sun May 2 23:37:00 2004 by celinaredfern
This would be both effective and funny to watch as they try to get it off. ( works best if they don't see you put it on. )
Edited, Sun May 2 23:37:00 2004 by celinaredfern
Skeeter I dunno about you man. You are always on my butt about something usually kiddy **** or gay jokes. And it gets really old after awhile. Listening to Skeeter insult someone is like listening to a 5 minute comidy sketch strethced out to 2 hours. It was funny once though which is 1 under par for a lot of people here.
That avatar reminds me of Cash singing the "I hurt myself today" song.
(Smash's)
Edited, Sun May 2 23:37:22 2004 by Skeeter
(Smash's)
Edited, Sun May 2 23:37:22 2004 by Skeeter
Spiders avatar fits him so well. Doncha think?
Bob?
Edited, Sun May 2 23:37:48 2004 by celinaredfern
Bob?
Edited, Sun May 2 23:37:48 2004 by celinaredfern
Somehow I don't think drugging my cowworkers is the best approach Smasharoo but I thank you for help your effort.
Mrens is the one with kiddy ****.
And as I said earlier, if you don't like it, blow me while I fart on you.
d1ck and fart baby, d1ck and fart.
And as I said earlier, if you don't like it, blow me while I fart on you.
d1ck and fart baby, d1ck and fart.
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That avatar reminds me of Cash singing the "I hurt myself today" song.
It's Charlie audtioning for the Monkies. He almost got the part. What a stangely diffrent world it would have been if he had...
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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"I hurt myself today"
I may not like your taste in jumor but I like your taste in music. I actualy like Johnny Cash's version better than the Nine Inch Nails version. The name of the song is HURT by the way
I lose any ability I have to think past 10:00 pm or so.
That should explain the forgetfulness and the abundance of d1ck and fart jokes.
By sheer probability alone at least ONE has to be funny every once and a while. When that happens, I just have to make sure to bump that thread up for a bit until the next comical phenomenon.
That should explain the forgetfulness and the abundance of d1ck and fart jokes.
By sheer probability alone at least ONE has to be funny every once and a while. When that happens, I just have to make sure to bump that thread up for a bit until the next comical phenomenon.
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at least ONE has to be funny every once and a while. When that happens, I just have to make sure to bump that thread up for a bit until the next comical phenomenon.
Ok so i'll pencil in your next COMICAL PHENOMENON for next Easter. Let me know if you need help with the post bumping man. From the looks of things you'll be well over 10k posts by than.
Maybe I'm just tired... Is THAT supposed to pass for comedy?
If so, count me out.
If so, count me out.
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In Todays News...Spider pretends to have a ***** as you will see in the following clip as he trys to make a stand against skeeter.
The Crowd is cheering for you Spider!
WARNING!Pulling on your ***** to make it seem larger may cause perminent damage if done for prolonged periods of time.
Wait he says! Do I look like a waiter?
Edited, Sun May 2 23:53:44 2004 by celinaredfern
In Todays News...Spider pretends to have a ***** as you will see in the following clip as he trys to make a stand against skeeter.
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at least ONE has to be funny every once and a while. When that happens, I just have to make sure to bump that thread up for a bit until the next comical phenomenon.
Ok so i'll pencil in your next COMICAL PHENOMENON for next Easter. Let me know if you need help with the post bumping man. From the looks of things you'll be well over 10k posts by than.
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at least ONE has to be funny every once and a while. When that happens, I just have to make sure to bump that thread up for a bit until the next comical phenomenon.
Ok so i'll pencil in your next COMICAL PHENOMENON for next Easter. Let me know if you need help with the post bumping man. From the looks of things you'll be well over 10k posts by than.
The Crowd is cheering for you Spider!
WARNING!Pulling on your ***** to make it seem larger may cause perminent damage if done for prolonged periods of time.
Wait he says! Do I look like a waiter?
Edited, Sun May 2 23:53:44 2004 by celinaredfern
You really are the spawn of satan aren't you?
Quotes that include random **** you highlighted while trying to cut and paste make you look like you finished fifth at the special olympics manual dexterity competiton.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Hey i have better things to do than impress little schoolgirls like you. I am not funny at ALL! I know that and I don't pretend to be. I am just saying that I haven't heard Skeeter say any jokes that weren't about gay sex. I don't have a hidden agenda. I may not be funny but i know funny when i HEAR it.
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Hey i have better things to do than impress little schoolgirls like you. I am not funny at ALL! I know that and I don't pretend to be. I am just saying that I haven't heard Skeeter say any jokes that weren't about gay sex. I don't have a hidden agenda. I may not be funny but i know funny when i HEAR it.
Ok, so what makes you think I'm here to try to make YOU laugh?
The best thing about logic is that it can be applied BOTH ways.
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Careful. We don't want to learn from this.
Intentionally cut and pasted it like that for the sole reason of putting his name in it. Granted the time taken to delete the rating choices and such, i could have just type Spider Said;
Edited, Mon May 3 00:01:03 2004 by celinaredfern
Edited, Mon May 3 00:01:03 2004 by celinaredfern
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