I really dont know how to give AIDS to a Dolphin, but i just wanted to say...Hi^.^
-Eldrick
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Well then what the hell are you waiting for to go find out? Go have sex with a dolphin and report back posthaste, or risk losing all credibility.
Maybe i could get a sample of Magic Jhonsons blood and mix it with some of the Dolphins food W(-.-)W
-Eldrick
-Eldrick
Now I didn't know which way to attack this, you made my options so varied. You're like a stupid baklava, and each layer is flakier and more appetizing than the last, so I decided to touch upon the three most obvious:
1. Wheeeeee! (Sound of the implication that you have AIDS, and could therefore give it to the dolphin by having sex with it as it flies overhead)
2. A good joke about what to do, like exhale and use lubrication, as you collect the sample of Jordan's body fluids. You want to avoid alluding to sexual/and or carnal acts if you're going to survive here. You left yourself wide open.
3. Most morons know you can't get AIDS by eating someone's blood, not to mention most viruses have to mutate to infect cross-species.
For crying out loud.
1. Wheeeeee! (Sound of the implication that you have AIDS, and could therefore give it to the dolphin by having sex with it as it flies overhead)
2. A good joke about what to do, like exhale and use lubrication, as you collect the sample of Jordan's body fluids. You want to avoid alluding to sexual/and or carnal acts if you're going to survive here. You left yourself wide open.
3. Most morons know you can't get AIDS by eating someone's blood, not to mention most viruses have to mutate to infect cross-species.
For crying out loud.
LOL did you not take Health Class in High School?
-Eldrick
-Eldrick
No. I was too busy nursing a bad case of AIDS I got from making out with a dolphin. Thanks for dredging that up, a[b][/b]sshole.
Edited, Sun May 2 19:38:54 2004 by Atomicflea
Edited, Sun May 2 19:38:54 2004 by Atomicflea
Eldrick,
I think you should write down all of your thoughts now, as they may be your last. I took the liberty of sending some of your last posts into the lab, the results are back, and they show a definite degradation in your cognitive functions.
Edited, Sun May 2 19:40:47 2004 by Reinman
I think you should write down all of your thoughts now, as they may be your last. I took the liberty of sending some of your last posts into the lab, the results are back, and they show a definite degradation in your cognitive functions.
Edited, Sun May 2 19:40:47 2004 by Reinman
/em cry Darn all i wanted to say was Hi :'(
-Eldrick
-Eldrick
Did you let the dolphin feel you up, Flea?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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Learn how to give AIDS to a Dolphin
Ask a **** they seem to spread it around without trying. A black one would even know even more.
Don't get all butthurt I'm mostly kidding.
So you're saying you were also molested by a Gay Black man as a child.
Things just weren't going your way back then were they?
Things just weren't going your way back then were they?
Maybe some day someone will make a joke besides gay and pedo jokes.
That day is far away.
****
Edited, Sun May 2 21:50:34 2004 by trickybeck
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Maybe some day someone will make a joke besides gay and pedo jokes.
Shows what you know, d1ck and fart jokes is what I do.
If you don't like that, you can suck my d1ck while I fart on you.
F'uck the dolphins! Save the Tuna!
Ever wonder about Jonny Cash's burning ring of fire>?< Heard he also caught something from a dolphin.
Ever wonder about Jonny Cash's burning ring of fire>?< Heard he also caught something from a dolphin.
Ahhhhhhh Christ, Not this chick again!
Well it seems I have left my mark on you mentally Reinman.
Bob?
Bob?
Lol i just remembered a joke i hear around the whole catholic priest thing. What does acne and a chatolic priest have in common?...........................................They both come on a 13 year olds face :P
-Eldrick
-Eldrick
You can use one of these to practice.
http://www.zoofur.com/dolphin.html
http://www.zoofur.com/dolphin.html
Come or ***?
BoB
"Wait he says! Do I look like a waiter?"
BoB
"Wait he says! Do I look like a waiter?"
Well the Priest *cums* and the acne *comes* but all and all you dont want that **** on your face^.^
-Eldrick
-Eldrick
I've heard priest *** clears up acne. At least, that's what he told me.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Is that what he meant by "Come and partake of my body"?
Bob?
[sm]Shhhhhhhhh[/sm]
The Dplohnis are Tyrnig To Selep.
Edited, Mon May 3 01:47:10 2004 by celinaredfern
[sm]Shhhhhhhhh[/sm]
The Dplohnis are Tyrnig To Selep.
Edited, Mon May 3 01:47:10 2004 by celinaredfern
How come there's no breaking stories about nuns going down on Catholic schoolgirls? Now that's a scandal I could get into!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Well, not into, but I get what you mean.
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