...of the Spurs vs. the Lakers on ESPN. And the author of this article is talking about the matchup of Tony Parker and Gary Payton, formerly of the Seattle Sonics, my beloved losers.
Anyways, it reads how Tony's faster, smoother, etc, etc, but then I get down to the picture and I see the real reason why Parker can get the step on The Glove.
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/playoffs2004/columns/story?columnist=hughes_frank&id=1793101
You tell me if that wouldn't make you shy away from guarding Parker closer, eh?
Totem
Edited, Sun May 2 15:13:23 2004 by Totem
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Totem
Shouldn't you be a Golden State fan?
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Hey honey, I'm going to go play some basketball with Totem, be back in a few hours.
'K totem, I'll be Parker aight?
'K totem, I'll be Parker aight?
Lol, cool, Skketer, I get to be The Glove.
/the snap of a latex surgical glove around a wrist is heard in the background
Totem
/the snap of a latex surgical glove around a wrist is heard in the background
Totem
Nope, Smash, I love everything Seattle. Lived there as a young teen and have claimed the city ever since.
Totem
Totem
Tony Parker is French, maybe that picture is showing him performing a European move.
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Lol, cool, Skketer, I get to be The Glove.
/the snap of a latex surgical glove around a wrist is heard in the background
T0tem
/the snap of a latex surgical glove around a wrist is heard in the background
T0tem
You dirty little SOB.
I know you misspelled my name on purpose T0tem. I will be more searchable than you, resistance is futile.
-Skeeter
Just so you remember, my name is Skeeter.
One more time just to make sure it's 100 percent clear.
Skeeter.
Skeeter.
I don't think Totem is going to like you spamming your name all over the place. Totem likes a fair fight. From what I have seen of Totem, Totem prefers to be called Totem as opposed to all the other Totems. Naturally, I am not talking about the wooden Totems that A Totem indian might have, just the regular sort of totem. What do you think?
Totem ..
Sorry, No, Reinman!
Totem ..
Sorry, No, Reinman!
I disagree. I think that Totem would shun away form a fair fight. That probably why Totem signs "Totem" at the bottom of all of his posts. If Totem wasn't worried about searchability, Totem wouldn't have signed his name, Totem, on all his posts.
Shame on Totem.
Twiztid
Shame on Totem.
Twiztid
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
You may be right, in any case Sskkeetter doesn't deserve to be out in front of Totem anyway.
Totem is evidently going to decide if I get to learn what OTST means, and therefore I hope Totem will make a totem-like decision and grant me Totemish knowledge.
I can only keep my finger crossed, and my head held high like a totem pole that totem will decide to tell me. Well totem, what do you say? All Hail King Totem! Sorry Sckeeeter.
Edited, Sun May 2 20:17:43 2004 by Reinman
Totem is evidently going to decide if I get to learn what OTST means, and therefore I hope Totem will make a totem-like decision and grant me Totemish knowledge.
I can only keep my finger crossed, and my head held high like a totem pole that totem will decide to tell me. Well totem, what do you say? All Hail King Totem! Sorry Sckeeeter.
Edited, Sun May 2 20:17:43 2004 by Reinman
Ya'll keep this up I just may go to each of my posts and edit a "Skeeter" in there.
THEN we'll see who is the most searchable!!
THEN we'll see who is the most searchable!!
Or maybe I'll edit "Skeet" in there.
Nah, I'll put "Skeeter".
Yeah, "Skeeter" is good.
Sure, but please use my full name.
Queen Skeeter Bob.
Queen Skeeter Bob.
Queen Skeeter bobs! Yeah for the Asylum!
How much you charge per bob? I'll Pimp you out!
We can mass market the bobbing Queen Skeeter! Just don't let them find your package...We don't want them to know the real reason your Queen Skeeter!
How much you charge per bob? I'll Pimp you out!
We can mass market the bobbing Queen Skeeter! Just don't let them find your package...We don't want them to know the real reason your Queen Skeeter!
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