So I was browsing the internet for some children toys and I came across this.
http://www.zoofur.com
A website that deals specificly in *****'s shaped like animal genitalia, only slightly disturbing, until I came across this..
http://www.zoofur.com/thor.html
And I must say my better judgement I ordered it, how many times do you think I can slip it into everday conversation that I just happen to own a 20 pound *****.
I showed the website to a 10 year old I have chained up in a spare bedroom, the look or terror on her face almost made me ****** in my pants.
Lots of pictures as soon as it arrives, I promise.