that Boston Red Sox Fans are actually sexual perverts that like to be teased only to be denied satisfaction. Don't you see the trend? The team does really well in the first half of the season bringing the fans to a frenzied state of arousal, only to bring down the fans excitement immediately after the All Star Break. Then toward the latter part of the season they get the fans all hot and bothered again with the dream of ultimate satisfaction only to be denied during the post season. Therefor leaving the Boston Red Sox Fans once again blue balled. The really sad thing is that the fans keep coming back for more. Don't you see it... the Bo-Sox are 15 - 7 right now, but mark my words the fans will be denied release *** October.
So for all those truly wondering why Smasharoo is so uptight it's because of his sexual frustration.
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