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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
He was sooooo ignorning your response... what are ya gonna do about it? You dont' have to take that! You should... start and uprising! Buuuuuurn.
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I was hoping for Song of the Sword! Oooo cool name!!
GREAT RACE though!!! So exciting!!!
Taarak of Sylph
GREAT RACE though!!! So exciting!!!
Taarak of Sylph
Smasharoo's official pick record on this forum:
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I voted for the other guy.
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Posting from his fan club's headquarters
heh heh.
Tacosid's offical "I have no balls and don't predict anything" batting record: 1.000!
Came in second and made me about $70 I'll have you know.
Came in second and made me about $70 I'll have you know.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
You can call me a lot of different ****, but you have no foundation on saying that i am not opinionated.
Want some opinions and Predicitons? Here are some.
1. Kerry will pick Edwards.
2. Then he will lose horribly to Bush.
3. Spurs win the NBA championship.
4. Jeff Gordon wins his 5th Nascar Championship
5. Lucent stock, previously picked by Smash as a no-brainer to make a wad of cash, remains relatively worthless.
6. Patrick Ballantine will be the next governor of North Carolina
7. Tiger woods will not win a major this year.
8. The Red Sox won't win the series and New England will not repeat.
If you would like a few more, I am always willing to comply.
Tacosid
Want some opinions and Predicitons? Here are some.
1. Kerry will pick Edwards.
2. Then he will lose horribly to Bush.
3. Spurs win the NBA championship.
4. Jeff Gordon wins his 5th Nascar Championship
5. Lucent stock, previously picked by Smash as a no-brainer to make a wad of cash, remains relatively worthless.
6. Patrick Ballantine will be the next governor of North Carolina
7. Tiger woods will not win a major this year.
8. The Red Sox won't win the series and New England will not repeat.
If you would like a few more, I am always willing to comply.
Tacosid
I voted for the other guy.
i have one for you Tacosid. Will Tacosid fly off the handel in response to Smasharoo's next coment?
I think you should pull up the other prediction thread that we had and compare how you did and how I did.
Or you could just not take any positions and wait for me to be wrong then post about it. Maybe, someday, we can meet in RL and you can ACTUALLY, PHYSICALLY stand in my shadow instead of just metaphorically.
How would that be?
Kisses.
Or you could just not take any positions and wait for me to be wrong then post about it. Maybe, someday, we can meet in RL and you can ACTUALLY, PHYSICALLY stand in my shadow instead of just metaphorically.
How would that be?
Kisses.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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1. Kerry will pick Edwards.
Balsy, pick the favorite.
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2. Then he will lose horribly to Bush.
Balsy, pick the favorite.
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3. Spurs win the NBA championship.
Balsy, pick the favorite.
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4. Jeff Gordon wins his 5th Nascar Championship
Balsy, pick the favorite.
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5. Lucent stock, previously picked by Smash as a no-brainer to make a wad of cash, remains relatively worthless.
/shrug. That was what? Three years ago now? Holy ****, I made a mistake three years ago! Let's post about it!
Hang on, you did. I wiped my *** a minute ago, you might want to file that one away for sometime in '07.
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6. Patrick Ballantine will be the next governor of North Carolina
Not up so speed on that race, but i can only assume that you courageously picked the favorite.
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7. Tiger woods will not win a major this year.
Gee, let me get this straight, you're predicting that one golfer who is in a massive slump won't beat out the other hundreds of golfers in any of three tournaments this year? Gee, I don't know, that's awfull risky of you...
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8. The Red Sox won't win the series and New England will not repeat.
Again, you're bold enough to say that one team in each of two major sports won't beat out the other thirty teams and win a grueling elimination tournament to be crowned champion. Wow!
I wonder what the odds in vegas would be on such a brave propisition? Bet $1,000,000 to win $30?
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Celina's Predictions For The Near Future
- Several Monkeys will be spanked around the world.
- Chickens will tremble in fear as the rate of chicken choking increases.
- People will stop trying to save Dolphins once they realize it tastes better than Tuna.
- 4 of the major world powers will make it law for cows to be equiped with mufflers.
- Spidermilks Avatar's head will fly off
- A breaking news story on the television will air with footage of Canadian Prime Minster Paul Martin's Head stuck up Bush's ***.
- Canada and The United States go to war. Luckily good old Canadian Beer saves the day, we all get drunk and decide to attack mexico.
- Bob from the Dorito Comercials Makes a come back.
Bob?
Wait he says! Do I look like a waiter?
Edited, Mon May 3 00:54:17 2004 by celinaredfern
- Several Monkeys will be spanked around the world.
- Chickens will tremble in fear as the rate of chicken choking increases.
- People will stop trying to save Dolphins once they realize it tastes better than Tuna.
- 4 of the major world powers will make it law for cows to be equiped with mufflers.
- Spidermilks Avatar's head will fly off
- A breaking news story on the television will air with footage of Canadian Prime Minster Paul Martin's Head stuck up Bush's ***.
- Canada and The United States go to war. Luckily good old Canadian Beer saves the day, we all get drunk and decide to attack mexico.
- Bob from the Dorito Comercials Makes a come back.
Bob?
Wait he says! Do I look like a waiter?
Edited, Mon May 3 00:54:17 2004 by celinaredfern
By the way you forgot the following:
9. The world will continue to revolve aroudn the sun.
10. The US will not be invaded by Chad.
11. Al Sharpton won't win a Nobel Prize in Physics.
I'm sure there's more, but I wanted to make sure to add some predictions that were slightly riskier than the ones you had made to ballance things out.
9. The world will continue to revolve aroudn the sun.
10. The US will not be invaded by Chad.
11. Al Sharpton won't win a Nobel Prize in Physics.
I'm sure there's more, but I wanted to make sure to add some predictions that were slightly riskier than the ones you had made to ballance things out.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
First, Physically I would not stand in your shadow. I am your physical equal as I recall, seeing as I stand 6'2. Moreover I am probably heavier at 225, and I am pretty sure...if my memory serves, that you and I bench approximately the same weight. Also, not to brag, but if I were to post my picture on Hot or Not, I think I would garner a better rating than the paltry 6 point something you had.
About my picking the favorites...Okay, I will give it to you on Kerry and I am glad that you are not so obtuse as to think that Kerry is the favorite at this point. But I would not Call Gordon the favorite and the jabs at the Sox and Pats were pretty much pot shots at your teams.
I will edit.
Superbowl: Eagles.
As for the Spurs being the favorite...Ok. I would not so much as consider them a far and away favorite but its all good. Just because the spurs are the favorites...I will not go out on a limb and say the hornets just to look original.
I bet I could get even money on the Tiger woods bet. The guy was ripping it up two years ago and you could get better odds on the rest of the field combined as opposed to him at that point. I was simply predicting that he would not win this year. At least not win a major.
I remember the prediction thread and I remember doing fine on it when it was reposted a few months back, with the horrible exception of having picked Leiberman to be the Democratic Candidate.Dig it up yourself if you are so damned curious about it.
With all this in mind, what would you like me to predict now?
Tacosid
Bigger, Stronger, Better looking.
About my picking the favorites...Okay, I will give it to you on Kerry and I am glad that you are not so obtuse as to think that Kerry is the favorite at this point. But I would not Call Gordon the favorite and the jabs at the Sox and Pats were pretty much pot shots at your teams.
I will edit.
Superbowl: Eagles.
As for the Spurs being the favorite...Ok. I would not so much as consider them a far and away favorite but its all good. Just because the spurs are the favorites...I will not go out on a limb and say the hornets just to look original.
I bet I could get even money on the Tiger woods bet. The guy was ripping it up two years ago and you could get better odds on the rest of the field combined as opposed to him at that point. I was simply predicting that he would not win this year. At least not win a major.
I remember the prediction thread and I remember doing fine on it when it was reposted a few months back, with the horrible exception of having picked Leiberman to be the Democratic Candidate.Dig it up yourself if you are so damned curious about it.
With all this in mind, what would you like me to predict now?
Tacosid
Bigger, Stronger, Better looking.
I voted for the other guy.
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With all this in mind, what would you like me to predict now?
When I start caring about your posts?
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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But I would not Call Gordon the favorite
If you know anything about NASCAR, you'd know that if Gordon isn't your favorite driver, he's your most hated driver. Nobody likes Gordon except for Gordon fans, who coincidentaly are fair-weather fans. The fact that he won today in California means almost as little as his "win" at Talladega last Sunday.
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Superbowl: Eagles
I think the only one who would agree with this pick is Alla. But even he knows better then to get his hopes up again, or at least he should by now.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
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First, Physically I would not stand in your shadow. I am your physical equal as I recall, seeing as I stand 6'2. Moreover I am probably heavier at 225, and I am pretty sure...if my memory serves, that you and I bench approximately the same weight. Also, not to brag, but if I were to post my picture on Hot or Not, I think I would garner a better rating than the paltry 6 point something you had.
dude relax. If Smasharoo calls your bluff i will have to explain to the little lady why i have pictures of penises on my hard drive. how the heck did this become a physical competition?
and just to be clear yah you could probably beat me up.
You'd be lucky to get 1/10 on woods not winning a major.
You predicted that we wouldn't find saddam, would find bin laden, virtually no more troops would die...I don't know where to start.
That's just from memory though, maybe I'm wrong. It's not worth me finding. I'm not the sort of person who's petty enough to post randomly about someone else being wrong...
And, hey, through your picture up there and see how you do. I wasn't aware that the "Lurch" look was popular these days, but May-be. I weigh 235, 15 of it fat though.
Edited, Mon May 3 01:07:49 2004 by Smasharoo
Edited, Mon May 3 01:08:13 2004 by Smasharoo
You predicted that we wouldn't find saddam, would find bin laden, virtually no more troops would die...I don't know where to start.
That's just from memory though, maybe I'm wrong. It's not worth me finding. I'm not the sort of person who's petty enough to post randomly about someone else being wrong...
And, hey, through your picture up there and see how you do. I wasn't aware that the "Lurch" look was popular these days, but May-be. I weigh 235, 15 of it fat though.
Edited, Mon May 3 01:07:49 2004 by Smasharoo
Edited, Mon May 3 01:08:13 2004 by Smasharoo
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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and just to be clear yah you could probably beat me up.
I already knew this.
I voted for the other guy.
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I already knew this
heh heh. How do you manage to type with that big club in your hand?
We did find saddam, and if you are to believe liberal propaganda, we already have bin laden in a closet somewhere waiting for election time.
Relatively not too many troops died, at least in comparison to Iraqi's.
235? Bah...by the looks of that skinny *** face I doubt you could weigh an ounce over 190. I could be wrong, as that happens once in a while (see leiberman pick)
If you would care to elucidate me as to some of my other picks I would appreciate it, I hardly even remember the questions let alone what the rest of you retards predicted.
Tacosid
Relatively not too many troops died, at least in comparison to Iraqi's.
235? Bah...by the looks of that skinny *** face I doubt you could weigh an ounce over 190. I could be wrong, as that happens once in a while (see leiberman pick)
If you would care to elucidate me as to some of my other picks I would appreciate it, I hardly even remember the questions let alone what the rest of you retards predicted.
Tacosid
I voted for the other guy.
IIRC, taco teaches Martial arts.
That is, if your white he does.
Doesn't like teaching them colored folk, but he does know a couple of them!
That is, if your white he does.
Doesn't like teaching them colored folk, but he does know a couple of them!
https://everquest.allakhazam.com/ubbnew/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=4;t=003226
Let's see.
1. Who will win the Democratic pary Presidential nomination for 2004? Joe Lieberman
Wrong. I had Kerry.
2. Where will the Dow Jones Industrial Average be on Jan 1 2004? (currently at 9054 and change) 10010
Too lazy to check. Almost identical to mine at any rate.
3. Will there be another terrorist attack on US soil succesfuly executed by Islamic extremists before Jan 1 2004? no
Correct!
4. Will Martha Stuart serve jail time? yes
Likely correct!
5. Will Scott Peterson be found guilty? yes
TSTS
6. Will SCO's case against IMB's use of Linux succeed? no
TSTS
7. Which political party will win the 2004 preidential election? the republican party
TSTS
8. What will the US death toll in Iraq be from June 11 2003 until January 1 2003? 46
WAYYY off. I had 153, which I think was amazingly dead on. Might be wrong about that though. It was definately closer by about 100.
9. Who will win the US MLB World Series? Boston, really.
I had 'frisco. Both wrong.
10. Where is the next country that US troops will be deployed and see combat? Uganda
I had Syria, which I think technically turned out to be true, but not in the sprirt of what I meant, so TSTS really.
11. Will Bob Hope be alive for Jan 1 2004? yes
I had no. He was dead.
12. Will Bin Laden be found or proved conclusively dead (remains, DNA standard for proof) before Jan 1 2004? no
I was wrong, we were both right on this one.
13. Will saddam Hussein be found or proved conclusively dead before Jan 1 2004? yes
This one too.
14. Will there still be captives held in Gutanamo Bay Cuba on Jan 1 2004? yes
Same
15. Will the next Matrix movie reveal that Zion is itself within a Matrix? yes
Wrong, I had this correct.
So, out of 15 I had 4 correct that you had wrong and you had none correct that I had wrong.
/shrug.
Truth is, I'm right more often than I'm wrong, I'm just such an arrogant *** everyone's thrilled when I'm wrong.
Edited, Mon May 3 01:25:27 2004 by Smasharoo
Let's see.
1. Who will win the Democratic pary Presidential nomination for 2004? Joe Lieberman
Wrong. I had Kerry.
2. Where will the Dow Jones Industrial Average be on Jan 1 2004? (currently at 9054 and change) 10010
Too lazy to check. Almost identical to mine at any rate.
3. Will there be another terrorist attack on US soil succesfuly executed by Islamic extremists before Jan 1 2004? no
Correct!
4. Will Martha Stuart serve jail time? yes
Likely correct!
5. Will Scott Peterson be found guilty? yes
TSTS
6. Will SCO's case against IMB's use of Linux succeed? no
TSTS
7. Which political party will win the 2004 preidential election? the republican party
TSTS
8. What will the US death toll in Iraq be from June 11 2003 until January 1 2003? 46
WAYYY off. I had 153, which I think was amazingly dead on. Might be wrong about that though. It was definately closer by about 100.
9. Who will win the US MLB World Series? Boston, really.
I had 'frisco. Both wrong.
10. Where is the next country that US troops will be deployed and see combat? Uganda
I had Syria, which I think technically turned out to be true, but not in the sprirt of what I meant, so TSTS really.
11. Will Bob Hope be alive for Jan 1 2004? yes
I had no. He was dead.
12. Will Bin Laden be found or proved conclusively dead (remains, DNA standard for proof) before Jan 1 2004? no
I was wrong, we were both right on this one.
13. Will saddam Hussein be found or proved conclusively dead before Jan 1 2004? yes
This one too.
14. Will there still be captives held in Gutanamo Bay Cuba on Jan 1 2004? yes
Same
15. Will the next Matrix movie reveal that Zion is itself within a Matrix? yes
Wrong, I had this correct.
So, out of 15 I had 4 correct that you had wrong and you had none correct that I had wrong.
/shrug.
Truth is, I'm right more often than I'm wrong, I'm just such an arrogant *** everyone's thrilled when I'm wrong.
Edited, Mon May 3 01:25:27 2004 by Smasharoo
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
heh heh. In that case he could definately beat me up. :) But if I was after that I could jump into the gorilla habitat at the zoo. Some of the really smart ones can use key boards to.
edit... I was responding to Skeeter's saying that Tacosid teaches martial arts.
Edited, Mon May 3 01:26:16 2004 by Spidermilk
edit... I was responding to Skeeter's saying that Tacosid teaches martial arts.
Edited, Mon May 3 01:26:16 2004 by Spidermilk
It's not his fault, he's from North Carolina. His sister/mother/aunt/grandmother didn't teach him to read untill he was 26.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Well, I'm off to bed everybody!
*Hugz*
Sleep tight!
*Hugz*
Sleep tight!
Now i have not seen the last movie, but I was under the belief that my pick for the matrix was correct. Then again I dont really know.
I have admitted the leiberman error, and sadly Ol' Bob did not make it to see another new years eve...
The Kerry pick was a good one, but other than that you really did not shoot the ball any better than I did.
Tacosid
I have admitted the leiberman error, and sadly Ol' Bob did not make it to see another new years eve...
The Kerry pick was a good one, but other than that you really did not shoot the ball any better than I did.
Tacosid
I voted for the other guy.
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