When I was in high school there was this girl that will rename nameless. I still think about her a lot not because I was in love with her but because I really thought she was very attractive at the time. And even the people that I remember I think of her the most. Wow did she look good in a cheer outfit. And I remember that I always assumed she was a bi'tch even though I never even spoke to her. I heard once that she had had a baby straight out of high school with some lucky loser and I always hoped that I'd run into her. Single moms have a really low resale value and I thought I might be able to take advantage of that.
Oh well just thinking out loud on paper.
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I started to read that post but your avatar wa such teh pwn that I didn't finish.
I mean, I finished, but not reding the post.
I mean, I finished, but not reding the post.
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"I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy"
FTFY
FTFY
Thanks I guess. But actually I thought you would have prefferred something under age.
My wife was a cheerleader.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
That avatar fits right in with seven nation army
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I still want to have sexy with a cheergirl
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Uuummmmm... I'm Scared? I don't know if i should be...Oh well.
Edited, Sat May 1 07:56:37 2004 by Abbay
Edited, Sat May 1 07:56:37 2004 by Abbay
Between your post and your avatar Spidermilk, I came.
I NEVER got to nail a cheerleader in highschool, suppose it will always be one of those things I regret all my life (I nailed someone in marching band, does that count?)
I NEVER got to nail a cheerleader in highschool, suppose it will always be one of those things I regret all my life (I nailed someone in marching band, does that count?)
I never did a cheerleader in high school either, but we also had a kickline and I did a couple of them. And neither of them pressed charges, very sweet of them.
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I nailed someone in marching band, does that count?)
(a) No
(b) Getting pity sex from the tuba girl doesn't count as "nailing" someone.
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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Im Still in High School....
Is a cheergirl and a cheerleader the same thing?
Or is a cheergirl something else in tire lee?
Or is a cheergirl something else in tire lee?
Cheergirl is the internet **** version of cheerleader. Google cheerleader and you'll get annoting things like, oh, actuall cheerleading squads. Cheergirl gets you just ****.
I've heard..
wwuwu!
I've heard..
wwuwu!
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
I am so out of it. Thanks.
That is one hot avatar Lady.
That is one hot avatar Lady.
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wwuwu!
How is that pronounced?
Like the lady in Kung Pow Enter the fist?
oooooeeeeeeoooooooiiieeeeooooooo!
chhwoowwaaa!
Ha, I am bleeding, therefore making ME the victor!
I must admit, that avatar is giving me warm and fond memories.
Edit: The avatar at the time of the original post was of a kiss, NOT a shaken baby. Just want that on the record.
Edited, Mon May 3 14:11:43 2004 by Yanari
Edit: The avatar at the time of the original post was of a kiss, NOT a shaken baby. Just want that on the record.
Edited, Mon May 3 14:11:43 2004 by Yanari
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Cheergirl is the internet **** version of cheerleader
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Same thing.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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I thought "35yr old in ridiclous pigtails and a pleated skirt" was the internet **** version of a cheerleader.
Wait are you telling me there isin't a secret university with webcams in all the dorm rooms and showers?
No. No, there's not.
I dunno, have you ever been around a room full of drunk electrical engineers? those guys are some scary bastards, i bet they could manage it if they were drunk enough...
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I dunno, have you ever been around a room full of drunk electrical engineers? those guys are some scary bastards, i bet they could manage it if they were drunk enough...
Watch it punk!
What? it's true, a room of electrical engineers is scary when they are drunk! I mean come on, all those capacitors and high tension lines, they could do some damage!
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/shakes Kao back to reality...
Come on Kao...a room full of double E's would never get close to the real equipment, drunk or sober.
That would be below them.
About the worst you would get is some more ****** up than usual drawings...the quality of which would depend on the percentage of alcohol in their blood.
Scratch even that though, because a room full of double E's couldn't even come to a decision together on what to draw or damage, the stank of over inflated ego's would not permit that!
Edited, Sun May 2 20:23:29 2004 by alwayslost
Come on Kao...a room full of double E's would never get close to the real equipment, drunk or sober.
That would be below them.
About the worst you would get is some more ****** up than usual drawings...the quality of which would depend on the percentage of alcohol in their blood.
Scratch even that though, because a room full of double E's couldn't even come to a decision together on what to draw or damage, the stank of over inflated ego's would not permit that!
Edited, Sun May 2 20:23:29 2004 by alwayslost
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