Before I continue with the **** raping grandma jokes, which I love by the way, you're like 11 aren't you?
Seriously, post and tell me you're over 18. I don't really care how old you are, but post you're over 18 anyway so i don't feel that weird nagging thing.
Oh yeah, guilt.
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Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.