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#1 Apr 30 2004 at 9:33 PM Rating: Default
I hate when this happens. When i hear of a young child being abducted, and most likely sexually abused. It frustrates me so much. What would you do if it happened to your self/sibling/son/daughter? I know i would cry:'( Infact, i'd rather die!
#2 Apr 30 2004 at 9:35 PM Rating: Excellent
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Probably play the lottery as the chances of me winning are better than my child ever being abducted.

Don't give into the media hype your kids are safer than they've ever been.
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#3 Apr 30 2004 at 9:36 PM Rating: Good
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Develop a frienship with an illegal arms dealer, would be my first instinct.
#4 Apr 30 2004 at 9:38 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'd sic Kao on them.......
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#5 Apr 30 2004 at 9:42 PM Rating: Excellent
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Watch Bowling for Columbine for a lesson on Fear.

I know lots of kids do get kidnapped and that bad things do happen but as Smash said, don't be fooled by what the media feeds you.
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#6 May 01 2004 at 12:24 AM Rating: Excellent
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Don't give into the media hype your kids are safer than they've ever been.

I'm assuming you mean other than on this forum...
#7 May 01 2004 at 12:26 AM Rating: Good
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I'm assuming you mean other than on this forum...

They're safe here, a little harsh language never killed anyone. Allthough I'm not so sure about MRens anymore..
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#8 May 01 2004 at 12:29 AM Rating: Excellent
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Allthough I'm not so sure about MRens anymore..

It seems they're safe unless they like ****.
#9 May 01 2004 at 12:30 AM Rating: Good
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You mean if they don't like it. They're pretty safe if they do.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#10 May 01 2004 at 6:49 AM Rating: Default
But... What if i did happen to your son? I'm married and still not pregnant though:(
#11 May 01 2004 at 7:12 AM Rating: Good
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If it happens to anyones son it would be terrible, as it would if a plane crashed killing them or a Car ran them down.

Both of these example are far more likely to happen.

There are less chance of you kids being abducted now than ever before.

If it makes you feel better the chances of your offspring being abused by your own family and friends are far higher than by a complete stranger.
#13 May 01 2004 at 7:22 AM Rating: Decent
Ya i know, just recently they found Cecilia Zhang's body,(im in toronto) a 9 year old chinese girl. If feel like wippin out my M11 and finding the basturd with such a sick mind, its really discusting.

Edited, Sat May 1 08:23:07 2004 by EnchantinU
#14 May 01 2004 at 7:23 AM Rating: Good
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Wow Oxid, that was great.

Smiley: rolleyes
#15 May 01 2004 at 12:10 PM Rating: Decent
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Tarv wrote:
If it makes you feel better the chances of your offspring being abused by your own family and friends are far higher than by a complete stranger.
Your comments are like a little ray of sunshine. Smiley: waycool
#16 May 02 2004 at 5:25 AM Rating: Decent
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I admit I use my avatar to lure unsuspecting children into AOL chatrooms (We all know perverts only hang out in AOL chat rooms) then as soon as I get the childs credit card and social security number I run up huge amount of debt in their name. Then I rape them.
#17 May 02 2004 at 10:41 AM Rating: Decent
http://www.sunstatemartialarts.com

if it happened to me or my wife, id not stress to much as in either case, odds are very high the abductores(sp?) would end up very hurt or dead.

as for my kids, id hunt them down and they had better hope the cops find them before i do.

i treats fools like that with same amount of disdain as i do terrorists. they are animals and have given up all basic human rights and shall be treated as such.

that is MHO.
#18 May 02 2004 at 11:57 AM Rating: Good
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if it happened to me or my wife, id not stress to much as in either case, odds are very high the abductores(sp?) would end up very hurt or dead.

as for my kids, id hunt them down and they had better hope the cops find them before i do.

i treats fools like that with same amount of disdain as i do terrorists. they are animals and have given up all basic human rights and shall be treated as such.

that is MHO.

No really, you'd sit there crying like a little ***** offerig to blow people if they'd give your kids back. Don't fool yourself.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#19 May 02 2004 at 12:00 PM Rating: Decent
Singdall: "I'll blow you, really I will!"

Kidnapper: "Ha! That will not make me give your kid back!"

Singdall: "What kid?"
#20 May 02 2004 at 3:27 PM Rating: Decent
Skeeter the Venerable wrote:
Singdall: "I'll blow you, really I will!"

Kidnapper: "Ha! That will not make me give your kid back!"

Singdall: "What kid?"



ROFL pure comidy. love it.

Edited, Sun May 2 16:28:21 2004 by Singdall
#21 May 02 2004 at 3:31 PM Rating: Decent
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ROFL pure comidy. love it.


Thanks, it's based on a true story.

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