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#1 Apr 30 2004 at 8:37 PM Rating: Good
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Forums, you are not fitting my window.

And why now, instead of not seeing my smileys in the preview, now I am seeing the words instead.

Brings a tear to my eye, in gratitude, that it is not my programming problem.

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#2 Apr 30 2004 at 8:39 PM Rating: Decent
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The forums are self sizing so a long string of text will break them fitting into your window.

Like

ThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThis

For example.
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#3 Apr 30 2004 at 8:45 PM Rating: Good
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Someone posted a really long ASCII peepee in another thread and that's why that one required scrolling.
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#4 Apr 30 2004 at 8:58 PM Rating: Good
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WOW I learn something new every day here.

It's good Smash is in admin now so he can explain these things.

And thank you Pikko, how does your garden grow?

Mine grows with Miracle Grow.

#5 Apr 30 2004 at 9:04 PM Rating: Good
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Smash isn't admin, he's the resident loony.

Admins now have red stars with the leet A in the middle, thanks to Kao.
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#6 Apr 30 2004 at 9:06 PM Rating: Decent
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That's supposed to be an "a" ?

That looks like hell.
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#7 Apr 30 2004 at 9:29 PM Rating: Good
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Sigh, I know Smash is not in admin. But the sweeter, kinder, Smash, hmmm, not sure.

Now I am ONLY going to admit this once, and never again, and I will use very small print, so as to not be noticed by Smash. Despite the fact that I disagree with him more than half the time and he is a Lunatic, and abrasive as all he!!, I am beginning to have some respect for him, as he tends to grow on one. I am not sure what the growth is exactly, but sometimes he actually has facts to back up an argument, and sometimes he seems unusually intelligent. I think all his recent avatars have had subliminals inserted. I am SURE I will recover from this...um...whatever it is...and return to normal.
#8 Apr 30 2004 at 9:52 PM Rating: Decent
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The 'Roo is a smart Motherfuc[b][/b]ker, allthough I did need a hint to defeat the swear filter.

Also, Google makes everyone a genius, so you just never know on a message board.
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#9 Apr 30 2004 at 10:48 PM Rating: Excellent
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My guess would be genital warts, you never know where Smashie has been.
#10 Apr 30 2004 at 10:49 PM Rating: Decent
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You can catch those from the toilet seats at a certain coffee shop I hear...
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#11 Apr 30 2004 at 10:54 PM Rating: Excellent
ROFLMAO... Yeah my competitor down the street.
#12 Apr 30 2004 at 11:03 PM Rating: Good
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Admins now have red stars with the leet A in the middle, thanks to Kao.
Is that for the benefit of the dipfu[i][/i]cks who can't count to five and get confused by custom titles?
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#13 Apr 30 2004 at 11:04 PM Rating: Decent
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Is that for the benefit of the ******** who can't count to five and get confused by custom titles?

It's for Kaolian not feeling sufficently special compared to me :P.
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#14 Apr 30 2004 at 11:42 PM Rating: Good
Ugh, making it harder for me to read posts = bad.

I have enough trouble forming sentences, I don't need this shi[b][/b]t.

#15 Apr 30 2004 at 11:51 PM Rating: Decent
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I was just demonstrating.
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#16 Apr 30 2004 at 11:54 PM Rating: Good
Dat's cool, was just sayin'.

There seems to be an "A" hole in some people's stars.

A big red one at that.

All we need now is Spencer with his big flaming red *****.
#17 May 01 2004 at 2:50 PM Rating: Excellent
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Pikko Pots wrote:
Smash isn't admin, he's the resident loony.

Admins now have red stars with the leet A in the middle, thanks to Kao.


AHEM, thanks to me
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#18 May 01 2004 at 4:28 PM Rating: Decent
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Oh jeez, now you've insulted the guy with EVIL PANTS!

I can hear the gates of Hell screaming open now. Smiley: eek

And why don't we have a little devil head smiley?
#19 May 01 2004 at 7:28 PM Rating: Excellent
I think the **A** thing is gay.

Put the ***** back, it makes you appear more "normal".

Edited, Sat May 1 20:28:27 2004 by Stok
#20 May 02 2004 at 3:14 PM Rating: Excellent
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who said I want to appear normal?

Plus, some people were getting confused as to who was an admin and who was not, since they couldn't tell the difference between 4 and 5

Edited, Sun May 2 16:15:07 2004 by Danalog
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#21 May 02 2004 at 3:34 PM Rating: Good
It's really a "tat" for the Allakhazam gang. Kao got jumped in the other day, that's why he isn't posting much, still kind of beat up.

Dark is their down-*** *****. You know, "Every thug needs a lady, every thug needs a down-*** *****."
#22 May 02 2004 at 3:54 PM Rating: Excellent
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When did i get jumped on? Haven't posted much because i've been busy working on everquest tradeskill entry and playing farcry?
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#23 May 02 2004 at 3:54 PM Rating: Excellent
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Well, danalog put the A there, but I suggested it!
#24 May 02 2004 at 4:04 PM Rating: Good
I think you should make the stars user configurable letters, so that the more stars you have the longer words you can spell.

1 star, useless.
2 stars, pretty, weak(it, to, maybe a sports number).
3 stars, you can start getting into words like *** and Tit.
4 stars, and you start getting into four letter words for which I am sure you are all familiar with, this is when it really starts to pay off.
5 stars, pluralize the aforementioned 4 letter words, and the addition of the word Prick.

Just a suggestion.
#25 May 02 2004 at 8:44 PM Rating: Good
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When did i get jumped on? Haven't posted much because i've been busy working on everquest tradeskill entry and playing farcry?


I was just kidding. You see, to get into a gang you have to get jumped by one or more of the gang members, if you prove youself worthy, they let you in, and in most cases you get a "tat" to show your loyalty to "the gang".

All of you having the big flaming red A-hole in your stars, that's what reminded me of the whole gang thing.

I was asked if I wanted to join a gang that was starting up when I was in 5th grade. For some reason I didn't feel like having a fist fight with my friends to be in a "gang". Odd huh?


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Edited, Sun May 2 21:44:32 2004 by Skeeter
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