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#1 Apr 30 2004 at 6:36 PM Rating: Excellent
There are way too many threads about Smash.

Let's not do that anymore k?
#2 Apr 30 2004 at 6:36 PM Rating: Decent
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It might go to my head.

I'd hate to see me become concieted or arrogant.
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#3 Apr 30 2004 at 6:39 PM Rating: Excellent
I agree.

I'm glad we had this talk.
#4 Apr 30 2004 at 6:42 PM Rating: Decent
Maybe if it goes to his head those rubberskin cheeks with fill out and he'll star in a remake of Mask.

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#5 Apr 30 2004 at 6:47 PM Rating: Good
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Smash, how much stuff can you fit in your mouth with that extra cheek-room? Can you pull a Dizzy Gillespie?
#6 Apr 30 2004 at 6:49 PM Rating: Decent
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I dunno, maybe.

Let me fire up the camera. Let you know in a minute.
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#7 Apr 30 2004 at 6:51 PM Rating: Decent
I can't comment on the Dizzy Gilespie look, but I bet Smash can blow a mean horn.

Eb

Something in the way he cuffs his pants.
#8 Apr 30 2004 at 7:00 PM Rating: Decent
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Yeah, kinda.

Don't have a trumpet handy, so it's hard to really tell.
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#9 Apr 30 2004 at 7:02 PM Rating: Excellent
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That's fantastic. Smiley: clap
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It looks like I either had too much vodka or read a Skeeter post.
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#11 Apr 30 2004 at 7:21 PM Rating: Decent
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Whelp, if there are no more picture requests I've got to go and be a gay uper middle class white guy and appease my wife...

by playing Bridge.

At least there's liquor.
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#12 May 01 2004 at 12:11 AM Rating: Excellent
Did you shave just for us?

By the way you talk about it, you have a full grown beard in 10 minutes right?
#13 May 01 2004 at 12:13 AM Rating: Decent
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I'm a hairy *******.
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#14 May 01 2004 at 12:35 AM Rating: Excellent
Is Wayne Brady going to have to shave a *****?
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Someday it'll come back into style. Why couldn't it be 1975.
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#16 May 01 2004 at 12:40 AM Rating: Excellent
I had bangs that went down to the tip of my nose once.

I looked almost as dorky as you.

Smiley: laugh
#17 May 01 2004 at 12:42 AM Rating: Decent
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You're just jealous.
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#18 May 01 2004 at 12:45 AM Rating: Excellent
So?
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