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#1 Apr 30 2004 at 5:10 PM Rating: Decent
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Cause the look like ******* skeletor!


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Those two are no longer my #1 Pedo fantasy (They are like 18 in 2 weeks anyway) Hermionie in Harry Potter 3 just moved up to #1.

You think they could have at least wated until they were 18 to become addicted to heroine.
#2 Apr 30 2004 at 5:30 PM Rating: Decent
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Well, they had to spend all that money on something. I mean you can only have so many shoes. Esmerelda proved that. But you can always buy more crack.
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#3 Apr 30 2004 at 5:32 PM Rating: Good
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I'm a bit disturbed that you not only have pedophilia fantasies, but that you have enough to actually rank them.
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#4 Apr 30 2004 at 5:46 PM Rating: Decent
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I'm a bit disturbed that you not only have pedophilia fantasies, but that you have enough to actually rank them.


A man has to prioritize sometimes, I suppose.

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#5 Apr 30 2004 at 5:52 PM Rating: Decent
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Hillary Duff...mmm...

Actually I'm so old now that I keep seeing elementary school children walk out of the shopping mall and I'm thinking "where are their parents?" then they get in cars and drive away.
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#6 Apr 30 2004 at 5:56 PM Rating: Good
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God that's disturbing. They look like Callista Flockheart clones. Soon we'll see a pic of them sandwiching Harrison Ford.
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#7 Apr 30 2004 at 6:20 PM Rating: Good
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I have yet to meet a man who actually likes the skeleton look. Blech.
#8 Apr 30 2004 at 6:22 PM Rating: Decent
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Well, Laura Flynn Boyle is pretty skeletal, but that works for me all day.
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#9 Apr 30 2004 at 6:26 PM Rating: Good
Bobby Brown doesn't seem to mind the Skeletor look.

Bobby Brown, Bobby Brown, Bobby Brown Ho!!!
#10 Apr 30 2004 at 6:29 PM Rating: Good
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Bobby Brown has been so stoned these last few years, I doubt what a woman really looks like matters much to him anymore. Just so long as she has the money to keep enabling his habit.

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Skeet has his chalk white finger on the pulse of the Black Community, yo.
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#12 Apr 30 2004 at 6:34 PM Rating: Good
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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BAM!

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#14 Apr 30 2004 at 6:43 PM Rating: Good
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Pervert.
#15 Apr 30 2004 at 6:48 PM Rating: Decent
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She's 14. Barely.

That picture is a little unfair, she's like 11 in that one. Not that 14 won't get you plenty of jail time.

Unless you're in Hawaii!
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#16 Apr 30 2004 at 6:54 PM Rating: Good
Lol, yeah, I know, I just wanted to show the youngest looking one I could find.

Funnier that way.
#17 Apr 30 2004 at 7:54 PM Rating: Decent
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The age of consent is like 16 in Canada right?
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Give em a couple years to put on some weight. They'll be tasty then. Right now, they just don't do it for me.
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#19 Apr 30 2004 at 8:00 PM Rating: Good
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Didn't they have weight before? I don't remember them looking like dried sticks in that movie preview I saw them in.

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#20 Apr 30 2004 at 8:16 PM Rating: Decent
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The age of consent in Hawaii is 14. Or was last time I was there in 2000.
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#21 Apr 30 2004 at 8:25 PM Rating: Good
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News to me. No wonder like 20% of the girls in my freshman class dropped out cause of pregnancy. :P At my graduation like 6 girls were at least 4 months along when they walked.
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#22 Apr 30 2004 at 8:29 PM Rating: Decent
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There was a big debate on the local TV about raising it to 16 when I was there. The govenor at the time didn't want to do it but the state legislature did. I don't know how it turned out. I guess I could look it up, but I'm not sufficently motivated.
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#23 Apr 30 2004 at 8:32 PM Rating: Good
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We have a new governor now. Still trying to figure out if she's a man or not.

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What's the cost of living like in Hawaii?

Could I get a small house for like $250,000 do you think, or is it much more expensive?
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#25 Apr 30 2004 at 8:38 PM Rating: Good
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We recently bought a small 2 bedroom 1 bathroom townhouse for just under 200k. If you want a HOUSE for 250k you have to try to buy something on any island but Oahu. Otherwise you'll end up in some really nasty looking place.
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#26 Apr 30 2004 at 8:42 PM Rating: Good
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Actually scratch that. I looked through this real estate magazine my co-worker gave me the other day and you can get 3/2 homes on certain parts of the island for ~275k. But this is an area I refuse to live in because of the traffic.
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