Well not quite on or off game topic for FFXI, but if you play FFXI this joke might make more sense.
Did you hear about the Mithra and Elvaan Couple??
The mithra couldn't get pregnant.
The Elvaan male kept missing the hole!
Would have posted on the other forums, but some child might take offense at the subtle sexual content. (who arre f'ucking Kiddign anyway. Children usualy know everything they need to know about sex by the time they are 5 anyway, and start having it around 9 -despite our adult niave thoughts)
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Should have posted on the other forums
Fixed it
This post makes me long for the days before the internet where all of us would have been sitting in a room together instead of thousands of miles apart.
Then I could smash your face onto the concrete floor untill became soft and gaurantee myself that I'd never make the mistake of reading something like this again.
Lucky you!
Then I could smash your face onto the concrete floor untill became soft and gaurantee myself that I'd never make the mistake of reading something like this again.
Lucky you!
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
How do you think he got his name?
Just think, though, if the Cat-Lady did get pregnant...
Lo and behold, a pointy-headed, p'ssyass would be born.
Eb
Lo and behold, a pointy-headed, p'ssyass would be born.
Eb
Ahh, tis sad. I knew for some reason when i enter the asylum i was probably entering the area set aside for the punk *** 12 years. I suppose it was a good idea from the mods of Alla's to keep you out of most of the other forums.
And this is almost too funny lol. Just because you mentally project yourself into the roles of those big guys you see in movies doesn't actualy mean you can do the stuff you pretend you can do.
Really wouldn't matter though, i am sure you are so dillusional that even after i put you in the hospital you would still be living in your imagination and enjoying your imaginary victory.
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Then I could smash your face onto the concrete floor untill became soft and gaurantee myself that I'd never make the mistake of reading something like this again.
And this is almost too funny lol. Just because you mentally project yourself into the roles of those big guys you see in movies doesn't actualy mean you can do the stuff you pretend you can do.
Really wouldn't matter though, i am sure you are so dillusional that even after i put you in the hospital you would still be living in your imagination and enjoying your imaginary victory.
I wouldn't ever harm another person in real life.
If I wanted to, though, I'd break you in half in about five seconds.
If I wanted to, though, I'd break you in half in about five seconds.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Ahh, well have fun..my job in real life is restraining and controlling people who try to do that to others. Try stopping a 200+ pound man high on some form of drugs from killing some one.
My internet ***** is 3=========================================@
HUGE!!!!
HUGE!!!!
Heck, just the weight from his ego alone could smash you in two.
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I knew for some reason when i enter the asylum i was probably entering the area set aside for the punk *** 12 years.
If we were 12 then your joke would have amused us, causing us to spray root beer out of our noses and get instant boners. Instead we are dry, limp, and frustrated. You dirty tease.
Try stopping a 230 pound man who studied Akido for 16 years who's been jumped by five guys in the alleyways of Islamabad.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
AND! Who can juggle.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Ya, well my dad could beat up your dad!!!
My father's dead, you son of a *****. We've been looking for the killer for quite a while. I think you just gave me a new lead...
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Let's be honest here.
Just because your mom calls her vibrator "Dad" doesn't mean that you have one.
Eb
Just because your mom calls her vibrator "Dad" doesn't mean that you have one.
Eb
For smashes dad... as for a new lead...if your father was as obnoxious as you maybe you should investigate your mother.
I killed an ate that filthy ***** years ago...
So, in seriousness, what's FFIX like? Is it like MMPORG Pokemon? I genuinely don't know anything about it.
So, in seriousness, what's FFIX like? Is it like MMPORG Pokemon? I genuinely don't know anything about it.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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Let's be honest here.
Just because your mom calls her vibrator "Dad" doesn't mean that you have one.
Just because your mom calls her vibrator "Dad" doesn't mean that you have one.
Did you learn that the hard way?
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Just because your mom calls her vibrator "Dad" doesn't mean that you have one.
Good effort. In the future, I'd use "turkey baster" because it would explain how the sperm that grew into me got into her.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
lol, well FFIX and FFXI diff games, and its beats the crap out of EQ. I do realize most ******* will stay with EQ. It goes along with the saying, can't teach an old dog new tricks.
What's better about it? What's diffrent from EQ, aside from the lack of ********
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
[quote=Smasharoo]What's better about it? What's diffrent from EQ, aside from the lack of ****************
There's a lot more 10 year olds that play.
And no PVP.
There's a lot more 10 year olds that play.
And no PVP.
Lets just say the 1st time i tried FFXI and went back to EQ, i was already bothered by EQ's lack of a visualy pleasing graphics.
the concept for both games is pretty much the same, but FFXI tends to add lots of seasonal events( i know eq sorta does this too, just not as often or as good).
now that i think about it, maybe i am just biased as a life long final fantasy fan lol. And it gave me a break from EQ. WHo knows maybe I'll try out EQII when that comes out. God knows i was suckered into trying EQOA.
Personally if they would make Ultima Online into a 3d world, I think i would jump on that ship ( hoping on UXO to go online)
the concept for both games is pretty much the same, but FFXI tends to add lots of seasonal events( i know eq sorta does this too, just not as often or as good).
now that i think about it, maybe i am just biased as a life long final fantasy fan lol. And it gave me a break from EQ. WHo knows maybe I'll try out EQII when that comes out. God knows i was suckered into trying EQOA.
Personally if they would make Ultima Online into a 3d world, I think i would jump on that ship ( hoping on UXO to go online)
You are correct, Smash. Turkey Baster would have been more correct. That is, if I were refering to you. :)
Eb
Eb
and again pickle comes in and contributes something just to be noticed.
Oh and pickle, does Smash's *** taste good?
Edited, Fri Apr 30 13:15:16 2004 by celinaredfern
Oh and pickle, does Smash's *** taste good?
Edited, Fri Apr 30 13:15:16 2004 by celinaredfern
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