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I washed out of boot camp. Something about being lazy, I don't remember too well.
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Marine/Navy medic
Just Navy. Marines don't have medics. They're not pussies.
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I've sold four years of my post-graduation life to the Navy for tuition money. Bastards won't let me take three hours a semester now.
Holy ****, you didn't?
Oh wait, you're from Texas, of course you did.
Oh wait, you're from Texas, of course you did.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
A hick farmboy Texan no less, what chance did I have of avoiding service? Now a priviledged eastern Patsy boy in the military, that would be odd.
Why the navy?
You never struk me as being gay, I'd have thought you'd have joined a real MAN's service...lke the USAF.
You never struk me as being gay, I'd have thought you'd have joined a real MAN's service...lke the USAF.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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Why the navy?
You never struk me as being gay
You never struk me as being gay
Well, he said he was from Texas.
And he's not a steer, or else he wouldn't have been able to type his post.
Sooo....
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
I think it has more opportunity for my future Electrical Engineering degree. Maybe I got suckered on that one but either way I know people in the Navy and it sounds ok. I might be subconciously gay, too, you never know. I have been identified by some UT2004 players as being of the homosexual persuasion.
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Well, he said he was from Texas.
And he's not a steer, or else he wouldn't have been able to type his post.
Sooo....
And he's not a steer, or else he wouldn't have been able to type his post.
Sooo....
I am hung like a steer though
I have the blood of thousands* of innocent, peace-loving, little, brown, third-world type people on my hands.
*By which I mean thousands of blood cells.
*By which I mean thousands of blood cells.
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I think it has more opportunity for my future Electrical Engineering degree
Let's see, Air Force...bleeding edge technology of every form, responsible for missle defense, UAV's, space deployments....
Navy, still thinks Submarines are a novel idea.
Yup, good call.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Navy has a nuclear program, I never heard jack about nuclear training from the Air Force. My goal is to work at a nuclear weapon testing/assembly facility that is close to home. It all fits for me.
Besides, all the Air Force people I've seen couldn't even play an EQ rogue very good, makes me think they're all incompetent boobs.
Besides, all the Air Force people I've seen couldn't even play an EQ rogue very good, makes me think they're all incompetent boobs.
Who do you think mans all the missles!! What do you think the Stealth Bomber's designed to drop!!
The navy does nuclear weapons testing? I can't picture that. I thought DOE owned all that stuff at this point.
The navy does nuclear weapons testing? I can't picture that. I thought DOE owned all that stuff at this point.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
You're right, the DoE basically runs the plant, I just want to be as smooth a fit as I can be when I apply for that job. They like to hire family and ex-military, nuclear engineers especially. Honestly, though, with as many people as I know that work there, I could scrub toilets for four years at the south pole for the army and have a decent chance at the job. "It's not what you know, it's who you know."
I hadn't thought of the Air Force having that many nuclear tasks, I might look into that some more, there is still some time for me to change course. If I have to search hard for what I want, I'm betting they're not as good a fit, though.
I hadn't thought of the Air Force having that many nuclear tasks, I might look into that some more, there is still some time for me to change course. If I have to search hard for what I want, I'm betting they're not as good a fit, though.
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Yes I am actually currently Serving in the US Army as A sattelite communications technician. I did 4 years as an Infantryman in the 101st Airborne Division before I switched to the Commo world however.
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served late 80s for a few years, then was given a choice. get out of go to the dessert(sp?). i chose to get out at that time.
was in the AF stationed at MacDill AFB in Tampa FL and had orders for Ramstein Germany. they took those away from me so i opped out.
was in the AF stationed at MacDill AFB in Tampa FL and had orders for Ramstein Germany. they took those away from me so i opped out.
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and had orders for Ramstein Germany
You didn't miss much, trust me.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
I went to school(s) for the air force. Yep. Then they RIFF'ed me out before I had to serve. Yay! Hooray for Clinton's budget cuts!
Uh no, they made me do some disgusting stuff [work!] for a few months. Oh sure, get a degree so you can sit around and look at a server and conclude... yeah, Fortran77's got to go. How about Unix or that new software from that brand new outfit.. Microsoft?
Well at least I got a reserve comission and can sleep peacefully at night wondering if they need another programmer / PABX person in Iraq.
Got to love the way Uncle Sam spends your money :)
Uh no, they made me do some disgusting stuff [work!] for a few months. Oh sure, get a degree so you can sit around and look at a server and conclude... yeah, Fortran77's got to go. How about Unix or that new software from that brand new outfit.. Microsoft?
Well at least I got a reserve comission and can sleep peacefully at night wondering if they need another programmer / PABX person in Iraq.
Got to love the way Uncle Sam spends your money :)
Hey, the algorithyms that guide our nuclear missles are written in Fortran.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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Hey, the algorithyms that guide our nuclear missles are written in Fortran.
heh heh. us trench monkeys don't know any fancy words like that.
2nd brigade, 2nd infantry division. 1st batallion, 9th infantry regimant. I'm so glad I never have to see Korea again.
acutaly smash, part of the reason i joined up in the AF was to get back to germany. i graduated from Frankfurt DDoD school, and really enjoyed my time in Germany.
today if someone were to offer me a nice paying job there, id sell my school, pack up my family, and move there in the drop of a hat.
well maybe not now with the EU, and the new gov. that was voted in a few years ago, but the basic idea is still there for me.
the only bad part of the station i was headed to would of been older airframes then i had stateside, baring 003, and 004. the 2 oldest in the active fleet at the time. thank god we gave them to the reserves, those 2 were pigs and if you just looked at them, they would break.
today if someone were to offer me a nice paying job there, id sell my school, pack up my family, and move there in the drop of a hat.
well maybe not now with the EU, and the new gov. that was voted in a few years ago, but the basic idea is still there for me.
the only bad part of the station i was headed to would of been older airframes then i had stateside, baring 003, and 004. the 2 oldest in the active fleet at the time. thank god we gave them to the reserves, those 2 were pigs and if you just looked at them, they would break.
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Why the navy?
You never struk me as being gay, I'd have thought you'd have joined a real MAN's service...lke the USAF.
You never struk me as being gay, I'd have thought you'd have joined a real MAN's service...lke the USAF.
you've been misinformed about the air force.
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you've been misinformed about the air force.
Shut the fuc[b][/b]k up and go back to work on your woman robot, will ya.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
er..woman robot..sure. i'll get right back on that. i just interrupted for a sec because i need to pattern a large conical shaped noggin. Afterall, she'd be pumping gas..so i'd need to make sure noone could be attracted to her.
Can ya help a brutha out? (nice eyebrows btw..you pluck them to get that orbital "around the edge wrap" look?)
Can ya help a brutha out? (nice eyebrows btw..you pluck them to get that orbital "around the edge wrap" look?)
Nope, they just grow that way. Which is odd, as I'm a hairy ******* I'd have thought I was a shoe in for a monobrow.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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