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Edited, Thu Apr 29 20:52:30 2004 by Spidermilk
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I did, but I killed the occasional baby. You know, if they looked at me funy or something.
Do I still get a salute?
Do I still get a salute?
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
I sprayed Agent Orange on anything and anyone I saw. My hair is falling out and my skin is sloughing off now. Do I get a salute too?
Totem
Totem
I know you are joking but I don't think that is at all funny.
You're damn right skin sloughing off my body isn't funny! Hurts more than teasing does!
Totem
Totem
/passes Totem the loofah.
Sorry, bro.
Sorry, bro.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
It's a sad world we live in indeed when crude the pain and suffering at the expence of others is a source of amusement.
Ow. It only hurts when I laugh.
:(
Totem
:(
Totem
Clearly you've never had to shoot someone who was intent on killing you. If you can't laugh at you'd cry.
And no one wants to cry. Ask Lt. Cali.
And no one wants to cry. Ask Lt. Cali.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Ow.
Can someone hand me my ear?
Totem
Can someone hand me my ear?
Totem
If I had your ear I'd be adding it to my knecklace from Iraq. Allthogh the wife says it's starting to smell. I'd have thought all that sun qould have cured them ears, but I guess not.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
What?
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Ow.
Awwww...
/points to the ground at another chunk of flesh quivering on the pavement
Totem
Awwww...
/points to the ground at another chunk of flesh quivering on the pavement
Totem
Smash, you are supposed to put some salt on it while it is still fresh, next time.
/stops laughing and starts shrieking in pain
/leaves snail trails all over the room
Totem
/leaves snail trails all over the room
Totem
Don't tell me how to count coup boy! My grandaddy was sewing ***** noese together while yours was still on the Bannana Boat from Nepal or wherever it is you savages come from.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Savages? I didn't know Islamic priests were called Friars!
Friar al Saheeb Mohammhed Reinman. Kinda catchy...
Ow.
Totem
Friar al Saheeb Mohammhed Reinman. Kinda catchy...
Ow.
Totem
When they blow stuff up now, they say...
You're FRIARED!
You're FRIARED!
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
i did. planned missile flight paths for those birds that flew into afghanistan. and did lots and lots of painting, sweeping water off decks while it poured and staring at a radar screen marking surface tracks.
What do you mean, I am a Jew, it is pronounced Hggghheinman.
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i did. planned missile flight paths for those birds that flew into afghanistan. and did lots and lots of painting, sweeping water off decks while it poured and staring at a radar screen marking surface tracks.
Then you taught some robots how to pump gas.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
There was some pumping involved, I can't remember if it was gas though.
/raise
and i got me a thick skin while i was at it.
/em points Spidermilk to the sissy forum.
and i got me a thick skin while i was at it.
/em points Spidermilk to the sissy forum.
Empyre wrote:
i did. planned missile flight paths for those birds that flew into afghanistan. and did lots and lots of painting, sweeping water off decks while it poured and staring at a radar screen marking surface tracks.
I think the splash damage from one of your missiles forcefully removed my arm from my shoulder. Think you could take some time away from painting pretty pictures to help me pick it up? Don't worry about the wound though, it was nicely cauterized by the blast.
I signed up for active duty during High School. Had to go through the DEP, so senior year was full of lost weekends of PT and getting smashed with the recruiters.
Then I broke my ankle two weeks before I was actually supposed to go to basic, and got a Medical Discharge.
So no.
Then I broke my ankle two weeks before I was actually supposed to go to basic, and got a Medical Discharge.
So no.
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Served as a Marine/Navy medic...Corpsman for those that know what it is. Still serve been in for 8 years served Iraq/Afghan and Kosovo. But going to school for my masters now to become a Physicia's assistant. More $$$ same thing I do active wise. Love the sevice but hey money talk too.
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