Twizted, you have to be my favorite poster right behind Skeeter.
Ooopsie! Did I just say what I think just said? Tee hee!
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You're a sick, sick man.
That's why we get along so well.
That's why we get along so well.
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I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
huh.
Just huh.
That is all.
Just huh.
That is all.
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Twizted, you have to be my favorite poster right behind Skeeter.
Ooopsie! Did I just say what I think just said? Tee hee!
Totem
Ooopsie! Did I just say what I think just said? Tee hee!
Totem
Nah, I like it much better when you're behind me Totem.
I guess this is as good a time as any to let you know Thundra is pregnant with our love child.
That'll be one fugly kid.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Did someone say LAST?
Hold out on that title as long as you can,, I heard Totem likes it when Thundra gets all hot and bothered.
Hold out on that title as long as you can,, I heard Totem likes it when Thundra gets all hot and bothered.
Smegma.
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Nah, I like it much better when you're behind me Totem.
Gay jokes are even more funny when they're old and tired. How about a new stick?
I think you mean schtick.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Yeah I guess but why did you have to correct me that's a lot like Ghandhi lecturing Hitler how to gas babies?
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Gay jokes are even more funny when they're old and tired.
Much like lesbians kissing, gay jokes never lose their je ne sais quoi.
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Gay jokes are even more funny when they're old and tired. How about a new stick?
Is that an offer, big boy?
Yeah, ********
I... just wanted to contribute.
I... just wanted to contribute.
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Is that an offer, big boy?
I heard a joke today and I thought it made me think of you a little.
Jupiter: Hay Sun did you hear Skeeter's new joke?
Sun: Skeeter who?
Spidermilk you have a gender conflict?
Heh heh yeah I guess. When I first got my upgraded membership I chose Lady title just for kicks but then I didn't post for like 3 months and forgot about it. Then someone pointed it out. Being a girl didn't feel much different heh heh. I thought being a girl would make me feel stupider but nope.
Wutz the A thing in the middle of your stars for Darkflame?
Wutz the A thing in the middle of your stars for Darkflame?
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I heard a joke today and I thought it made me think of you a little.
Yeah?
I heard a joke the other day that made me think about wondering about pondering, or mulling over the possibility of ideating...
What was I talking about again?
ps, I have a larger vocabulary than my spellchecker, it doesn't know what "ideating" is.
btw I am impressed you noticed something like that and maybe other things heh heh
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Wutz the A thing in the middle of your stars for Darkflame?
Well, it's a big flaming red A-hole in the middle of their stars.
Pretty self explanitory if you ask me.
Heh yeah I noticed...
The A is so that lucky bastards like Smash get customs titles, and little ******* like me don't, so you can tell us apart. I was quite distraught that I was told I couldn't have one, then Smash got one the next day... And Kao and Pikko's names aren't Admin color any more since they got neato titles.
Since you seem to have such cool avatars, find me one... little boo is too soft for my new ***** persona I have acquired.
The A is so that lucky bastards like Smash get customs titles, and little ******* like me don't, so you can tell us apart. I was quite distraught that I was told I couldn't have one, then Smash got one the next day... And Kao and Pikko's names aren't Admin color any more since they got neato titles.
Since you seem to have such cool avatars, find me one... little boo is too soft for my new ***** persona I have acquired.
Probably wasn't talking to me, but here ya go.
https://everquest.allakhazam.com/uf/Skeeter/*****.gif
https://everquest.allakhazam.com/uf/Skeeter/*****.gif
You can use the Exorcist one I had for a day. Seems to get a rise out of squeemish posters.
http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/uf/trickybeck/exc.gif
http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/uf/trickybeck/exc.gif
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