I swear there are a bunch of cranky old men who post here. No this is not your personal forum. Yes others are allowed to express their opinions. New posters are not by definition bad posters. Old posters are not automatically good posters either. Open up your mind and feel the breeze go through.
Seriously, I would like to ask you all to please cut the new posters some slack. Give them time to adjust to all your varied and unusual personalities. Who knows, they might get to like you. You might even get to like them. Either way, new posters and new blood is good and will only help enliven the forum. This forum has grown too insular over the years.
What I am saying is please give the newer posters a chance to get their feet wet before you attempt to amputate them.
Thanks.
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Too insular! Are you implying that if we were a geographical location that we'd be Apalachia?
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Awwwww... thanks, I'm sure myself and all the new people to the OOTF appreciates it. ^^
Why good day, madam. Welcome to the Allakhazam Out Of Topic Forums. Here we discuss a wide range of issues with quiet civility while drinking mint julips.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
*dries eyes*
*peeks out from behind Allakhazam*
Is it safe?
*sniffle*
*peeks out from behind Allakhazam*
Is it safe?
*sniffle*
But i love the abuse....
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
So, basically, you are asking us to endure what has thus far proven itself to be 40 or 50 little trunksbrandos just long enough to give them the warm fuzzies before textually reaching in to their puckered rectums and removing the vital organs for our pagan rituals?
Don't get me wrong, I believe new blood is a good thing. Ripping the li'l obvious angel a new one gets old after a while and Empyre is like a big god damn Target sign on the side of a mountain. Way too easy to hit. That, and hell, you own the place.
One point of clarification though. How long precisely would you prefer we wait before letting them know precisely what we think of said opinions?
For the record, I have been relatively accomodating to all but the three blatant trolls. I even cut trunks some slack.
EDIT: BTW, quit picking on us, and post an EQ update. :)
Edited, Wed Apr 28 23:08:12 2004 by MoebiusLord
Don't get me wrong, I believe new blood is a good thing. Ripping the li'l obvious angel a new one gets old after a while and Empyre is like a big god damn Target sign on the side of a mountain. Way too easy to hit. That, and hell, you own the place.
One point of clarification though. How long precisely would you prefer we wait before letting them know precisely what we think of said opinions?
For the record, I have been relatively accomodating to all but the three blatant trolls. I even cut trunks some slack.
EDIT: BTW, quit picking on us, and post an EQ update. :)
Edited, Wed Apr 28 23:08:12 2004 by MoebiusLord
Smasharoo wrote:
while drinking mint julips.
Blech. Have you ever actually had one of those?
/shudder
Waht the **** is a trunksbrando?
Only at Churchill Downs after about nine Vodka Tonics.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
::looking kind of nervous now::
I'll ... have to pass on the mint julip, not my cup of tea. I could really go for some orange juice though... maybe with something in it?
I'll ... have to pass on the mint julip, not my cup of tea. I could really go for some orange juice though... maybe with something in it?
Lots of vodka is about the only way those damn things taste any good. I used to have to make them when I worked at Opryland Hotel (stupid southern gimmick drinks...) Fresh mint actually stinks, IMO.
Hmm...can I just have the something, without the Orange Juice?
And yes, fresh mint DOES stink. Hooray for artificial flavours and scents.
And yes, fresh mint DOES stink. Hooray for artificial flavours and scents.
For me the definition of stink is that disgusting "violet" brand gum at the supermarket checkout stands. I want to barf when I catch whiffs of it.
Sure mint isn't plesant, but it's not Lutefish.
You'd be amazed what I can tolerate given sufficent amounts of Grey Goose. Even FF posters.
You'd be amazed what I can tolerate given sufficent amounts of Grey Goose. Even FF posters.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
I have to agree with that...the violet flavored candies too.
I have to question the thought process regarding those.
Candy management moron A: Hmm...we're running out of flavors. We need something new and exciting, something to revitalise the candy industry!
Candy management moron B: What about flowers? Hardly anyone eats those, but my cat seems to like them.
Candy management moron A: Of course! Flowers! Let's start with violets and move on!
I am currently awaiting the arrival of chrysanthemum flavored candy.
I have to question the thought process regarding those.
Candy management moron A: Hmm...we're running out of flavors. We need something new and exciting, something to revitalise the candy industry!
Candy management moron B: What about flowers? Hardly anyone eats those, but my cat seems to like them.
Candy management moron A: Of course! Flowers! Let's start with violets and move on!
I am currently awaiting the arrival of chrysanthemum flavored candy.
Mmm... vodka... Ketel One, baby.
I should really take up drinking again. It will help round out the fact that I still can't stop smoking.
I should really take up drinking again. It will help round out the fact that I still can't stop smoking.
Smasharoo wrote:
You'd be amazed what I can tolerate given sufficent amounts of Grey Goose. Even FF posters.
Is that so? ::grins and hands you an entire CASE of Grey Goose::
Sweetie, I think you are gonna need it! But... do share, will ya?
Hey now, I was as mean as them my first few posts in here. It builds character.
And since when was violet a flavor? Weird people make products.
And since when was violet a flavor? Weird people make products.
Chtulhu the Quick wrote:
And since when was violet a flavor? Weird people make products.
Yeah, like Hello Kitty Vibrators.
Best thing with Oranjuice.... KAHLUA!
::nods to the crazy-admin-type-person::
OJ and Kahlua... eh? Maybe sans OJ, then YOU'RE ON!
So... do you like ketchup with honey too? (someone I know said they actually eat that...)
OJ and Kahlua... eh? Maybe sans OJ, then YOU'RE ON!
So... do you like ketchup with honey too? (someone I know said they actually eat that...)
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Yeah, like Hello Kitty Vibrators.
My wife has one. She has probably $30,000 in assorted Hello Kitty ****** I'm pretty sure I paid for some Sanrio executive's summer home at some point.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
I love Kahlua and milk.
I've been thinking again of quitting the weed and converting to alcoholism. Maybe it'll help my writing.
Edited, Thu Apr 29 00:13:52 2004 by Debalic
I've been thinking again of quitting the weed and converting to alcoholism. Maybe it'll help my writing.
Edited, Thu Apr 29 00:13:52 2004 by Debalic
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Does wonders for me
Honey and catsup GAH!
I have eaten catsup on rice before though...
As for alcoholism, I have been considering that myself, this past couple weeks have been hell! I think I need to win the lottery and take a long vacation :P
I have eaten catsup on rice before though...
As for alcoholism, I have been considering that myself, this past couple weeks have been hell! I think I need to win the lottery and take a long vacation :P
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