http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/science/04/26/noah.ark.ap/index.html
One, this shouldn't be on the SCIENCE page of CNN at all, but...
An expedition is being planned for this summer to the upper reaches of Turkey's Mount Ararat where organizers hope to prove an object nestled amid the snow and ice is Noah's Ark.
When's my expidition to the North Pole to show that a small building discovered there is Santa's Workshop?
WTF is wrong with people?
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Give the Christians some credit. They need all the proof they can get that their book isn't a work of fiction.
This has actually been around for a while, just never looked into.
Damn if you haven't done your research. The Bible doesn't need anymore proof behind it, it's got plenty.
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Give the Christians some credit. They need all the proof they can get that their book isn't a work of fiction.
Damn if you haven't done your research. The Bible doesn't need anymore proof behind it, it's got plenty.
I thought Indian Jones had already found that.
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The Bible doesn't need anymore proof behind it, it's got plenty.
Not that we haven't had this discussion fifty times, but no it doesn't.
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I thought Indian Jones had already found that.
Diffrent ark!
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NOah was a Numenorean.... his real name was Ar-Gizilmilizor.... I'm serious!
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This has actually been around for a while, just never looked into.
No ****. Do you think that might be because proving that it's not some imaginary Ark that some imaginary ************ who lived to be seven hundred years old sailed around on with two of each animal on the earth wouldn't make anyone happy, that it's much better off being an unverrified myth? MIGHT THAT BE WHY?
Edited, Tue Apr 27 00:19:44 2004 by Smasharoo
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Huh. N0ah was an AOL kiddie all along. Who knew?
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The Bible doesn't need anymore proof behind it, it's got plenty.
heh
Smasharoo wrote:
No sh*t. Do you think that might be because proving that it's not some imaginary Ark that some imaginary mother@#%^er who lived to be seven hundred years old sailed around on with two of each animal on the earth wouldn't make anyone happy, that it's much better off being an unverrified myth? MIGHT THAT BE WHY?
Nope, I mean that there has been Planks of Wood stuck in a mountain for a while.
Some poeple finally decided to go poke them.
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Nope, I mean that there has been Planks of Wood stuck in a mountain for a while.
Some poeple finally decided to go poke them.
No one was confused as to what you meant. Which word didn't you understand?
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Smasharoo wrote:
No one was confused as to what you meant. Which word didn't you understand?
Not so much which word I didn't understand, more this whole sentence.
Smasharoo wrote:
Do you think that might be because proving that it's not some imaginary Ark that some imaginary mother@#%^er who lived to be seven hundred years old sailed around on with two of each animal on the earth wouldn't make anyone happy, that it's much better off being an unverrified myth?
Ignorant RAZnTIF.
Even if you are the most devout Christian, which I obviously am not, you have to come into an arguement like this with your blinders OFF. Spewing forth the same blind statement isn't going to win you any battles here.
Try again next time.
Even if you are the most devout Christian, which I obviously am not, you have to come into an arguement like this with your blinders OFF. Spewing forth the same blind statement isn't going to win you any battles here.
Try again next time.
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Not so much which word I didn't understand, more this whole sentence.
What was confusing about it for you? Too many sylables? How can I make it more clear to you?
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What was confusing about it for you? Too many sylables? How can I make it more clear to you?
Lesee, how about putting a period somewhere in there, and seperating some of the Main Ideas?
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Lesee, how about putting a period somewhere in there, and seperating some of the Main Ideas?
Actually it's gramaticaly correct.
Please point out where you think the error lies exactly.
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Do you think that might be because proving that it's not some imaginary Ark, that some imaginary mother@#%^er who lived to be seven hundred years old sailed around on with two of each animal on the earth, wouldn't make anyone happy, that it's much better off being an unverrified myth?
Actually, you were missing 2 commas. Other than that, it seems pretty clear.
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Actually it's gramaticaly correct.
Please point out where you think the error lies exactly.
Please point out where you think the error lies exactly.
O I know it's grammatically correct, I just don't get the message. It's none of your doing, just my trouble with Reading Comprehension.
Well that *boat-shaped* thing on Mt Ararat has obviously been observed and studied already. The latest conclusion said that it is simply a geographic feature, like mud and rock, that happens to have that shape. Just going on memory, but that was several years ago.
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O I know it's grammatically correct, I just don't get the message
Ah, let me clarify. Genisis is a fairy tale concocted to controll soft minded fools. Therefore it's fantastic for those seeking to controll the soft minded fools to have a *rumor* that the imaginary boat from the fairy tale exists. It fosters the impression that people can live to be hundreds of years old, reside in whales, that sort of thing.
On the other hand, it's bad to have anyone actually examine the imaginary boat from the fairy tale, because, well, it's imaginary. Being imaginary, it's rather difficult for that to go your way if you're in the soft brained person controll buisness.
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Scroll down to the middle for a pic of the *anomaly*.
http://www.adiyamanli.org/agri.html
http://www.adiyamanli.org/agri.html
Oh well, the Turkish government confirms it, must be the ark, I guess. To think, all the times I've been in Turkey, and I never visited the ark.
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Very much so!
The fact that a formation of rocks just so happens to be shaped like an arc, and the fact that they have found some wooden planks on the mountains is no reason to jump to the conclusion that it is actually Noah's Arc.
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co·in·ci·dence ( P ) Pronunciation Key (k-ns-dns, -dns)
n.
1. The state or fact of occupying the same relative position or area in space.
2. A sequence of events that although accidental seems to have been planned or arranged.
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1. The state or fact of occupying the same relative position or area in space.
2. A sequence of events that although accidental seems to have been planned or arranged.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Wow, I had no idea they used aluminum, magnesium and titanium alloys back then. Thought it was more of a bronze/iron kinda place, silly me.
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