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#1 Apr 26 2004 at 9:43 PM Rating: Decent
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http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20040426/ap_on_sc/giant_snails_2

Federal health officials have seized several dangerous pests called Giant African Land Snails from Wisconsin classrooms and have started a national search for the creatures.

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They are concerned the snails, which also can be found in India, China, the Philippines and other countries in the region, could be transported to states with warmer climates, where they can rapidly reproduce and destroy plants. The snails are known to consume as many as 500 different plants and their mucous can transmit meningitis.
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#2 Apr 26 2004 at 10:16 PM Rating: Decent
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their mucous can transmit meningitis.


now thats scary.
#3 Apr 27 2004 at 2:48 AM Rating: Decent
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ever poured salt on a snail?
#4 Apr 27 2004 at 2:49 AM Rating: Decent
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is it milita time?
#5 Apr 27 2004 at 3:00 AM Rating: Good
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/em thinks back to Bluie's post on how world is gonna end

http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/forum.html?forum=4&mid=1082760231155977239&num=49 [/link]

Giant Africans Land Snails cause menigitis epidemic which is quickly followed by shortage of food and plant material.

The End. Whooda Thunk it.
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#6 Apr 27 2004 at 4:29 AM Rating: Excellent
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You can't prove nuthin!!!!
#7 Apr 27 2004 at 6:25 AM Rating: Decent
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Call out the snail-eating Wombat Brigade!!!
#8 Apr 27 2004 at 7:51 AM Rating: Decent
and let the wombats get meningitis? you sick person!
#9 Apr 27 2004 at 8:09 AM Rating: Decent
snail eaten, great fun ;)
#10 Apr 27 2004 at 1:05 PM Rating: Excellent
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Everyone stay away from Kao, he's diseased.....
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#11 Apr 27 2004 at 1:06 PM Rating: Good
Did you see the size of those snails!?

Where can I get one?

-Gie
#12 Apr 27 2004 at 1:10 PM Rating: Good
I thought this was going to be a diatribe against all the FFXIers hanging around lately lowering the average age of the joint.
#13 Apr 27 2004 at 1:28 PM Rating: Good
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Everyone stay away from Kao, he's diseased.....

HA! You said you didn't want to become a regular OOT poster, but that sounds like the voice of a veteran right there. Damn the man, Darkflame.
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