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#1 Apr 26 2004 at 8:07 PM Rating: Decent
How can i become any one of these and what are the benefits, are they even worth it?
#2 Apr 26 2004 at 8:17 PM Rating: Decent
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Utterly meaningless.
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#3 Apr 26 2004 at 8:33 PM Rating: Excellent
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Ultra-premium membership allows you to pick what title you want, as well as being able to curse without the crutches the rest of us use. Examples of ultra-premium membership holders are Thundra and Skeeter.

Check with them for the costs involved.

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#4 Apr 26 2004 at 8:58 PM Rating: Good
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Integrity and self-respect, Totem.
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#5 Apr 26 2004 at 9:03 PM Rating: Decent
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Yeah how in the world did I get the title Scholar? Unless its like Scholar x 0 or something...
#6 Apr 26 2004 at 9:15 PM Rating: Good
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Ultra-premium membership allows you to pick what title you want, as well as being able to curse without the crutches the rest of us use. Examples of ultra-premium membership holders are Thundra and Skeeter.

Check with them for the costs involved.

totem


It's only 49 dollars and Motherfu[/b]cking 95 Motherfu[b]cking cents.

Well worth it IMO.
#7 Apr 26 2004 at 9:17 PM Rating: Good
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See? Now watch me say it.

It's only 49 dollars and ************* 95 ************* cents.

No ultra-premium membership, no cursey-cursey.

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#8 Apr 26 2004 at 9:25 PM Rating: Decent
So i have to pay just to have my title changed, thats gay...
#9 Apr 26 2004 at 9:26 PM Rating: Decent
Pay to swear. Interesting concept, sort of like a swear jar, except you pay in advance. I wonder if SOE will pick up on this, it is not like them to miss out on an opportunity to make money.
#10 Apr 26 2004 at 9:28 PM Rating: Good
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So i have to pay just to have my title changed, thats gay...

Gay indeed, little **********. See, ********** is fine, but **** Nixon is bleeped. Genius!
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#11 Apr 26 2004 at 9:34 PM Rating: Good
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Sorry, RAZnTIF, but Alla's board, Alla's rules. If you want a new title, you'd better fork over the dough-re-me. Skeet told me it's worth it though, since apparently you get free pron pics of Katie with the membership.

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#12 Apr 26 2004 at 9:53 PM Rating: Decent
Who the hell is Katie?
#13 Apr 26 2004 at 10:06 PM Rating: Good
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who the hell cares! bring on the pron!
#14 Apr 26 2004 at 10:13 PM Rating: Good
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Integrity and self-respect, Totem.


Ouch.



Edited, Tue Apr 27 00:07:27 2004 by Thundra
#15 Apr 26 2004 at 10:40 PM Rating: Decent
RAZnTIF:

To truly answer your question, the subtitles of Scholar, Sage, and Guru come from your Kharma. See, when you post, anyone with a post Kharma of 3.01 or greater can rate you. The rating is used to determine what post comes up on what filters. I can't remember what the exact scale is, but it does go in order of Scholar, Sage, Guru.

As far as benefits from the subtitles, as long as you got a post kharma >3.01, you can be like the rest of these vindictive ***-holes (with a few exceptions) and make sure no one else ever achieves rateable status. God forbid anyone TRY to rate down someone with a post count of >2K. Like it's even fĂșcking possible.

Now, the titles of Overloard, -The Flatulent, -The Malevolent, etc. come from a paid membership to the site. Paid membership as it's own benefits.

Edited, Mon Apr 26 23:42:11 2004 by psychojester

Edited, Mon Apr 26 23:43:28 2004 by psychojester
#16 Apr 26 2004 at 11:11 PM Rating: Decent
Well now it makes sense, hope no one rates me down... now, bring on the **** ^^
#17 Apr 26 2004 at 11:16 PM Rating: Good
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since apparently you get free pron pics of Katie with the membership.

I would make some sort of comment about it being l33t ****, but that would bring back Taco.
#18 Apr 26 2004 at 11:19 PM Rating: Good
I don't think you are allowed to say "****" and "taco" in the same sentence, not PC.
#19 Apr 26 2004 at 11:24 PM Rating: Good
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Two things: First, I have no self respect and absolutely no integrity. Secondly, there is always someone who has to ***** up a perfectly good run at a rube who's so gullible that he swallows everything people tell him.

/rude psychojester

You prolly were the one who practically peed his pants waiting for the teacher to return to the room so you could snitch on who was misbehaving. D1ck.

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#20 Apr 26 2004 at 11:26 PM Rating: Decent
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Secondly, there is always someone who has to ***** up a perfectly good run at a rube who's so gullible that he swallows everything people tell him.

No kidding. Remember when we played hide and seek with you and you didn't post for a month then came back posting "Damn you fools SUCK at hide and seek! I r0XX0RRS!"
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#21 Apr 26 2004 at 11:28 PM Rating: Good
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You prolly were the one who practically peed his pants waiting for the teacher to return to the room so you could snitch on who was misbehaving. D1ck.


HA! Not even close. I was always the class clown. I was doing stupid **** the moment the teacher closed the door.

Besides, what the hell ever gave you that impression?

Edited, Tue Apr 27 00:28:41 2004 by psychojester
#22 Apr 26 2004 at 11:30 PM Rating: Excellent
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Apparently you were the class goat too...

Totem
#23 Apr 26 2004 at 11:33 PM Rating: Good
Class goat??? I don't get it...
#24 Apr 26 2004 at 11:34 PM Rating: Decent
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Dang, I wish I could post a Goat.

(That's another thing Premium Membership gives you, Goat and Cookie postage)
#25 Apr 27 2004 at 12:06 AM Rating: Good
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HA! Not even close. I was always the class clown. I was doing stupid **** the moment the teacher closed the door.

Besides, what the hell ever gave you that impression?

I hope for your sake that you were kidding. If not, please make your way to your local grade school and start listening in on English classes again.
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#26 Apr 27 2004 at 11:54 AM Rating: Good
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Class goat: Smiley: goat
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