Oh boy...
This Forum looks to prove 'interestin' jsut from loojing at the Thread Titles. Havn't had a chance to go over it yet.. but I will.. oh yes... I will.. since I'm at work I shouldn't begin to delve, lest I forget about my duties and am in here hours after i should have gone home.
They should probably call this the "Flame Forum" now.
lol
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They should probably call this the "Flame Forum" now.
You mean it's not!? Holy ****. Moe, Smash, Thundra...did yall know about this?
Nothing's more exciting than when people new to the forum announce how important it is that they're going to start posting here.
Well, ok, talking to a bowl of oatmeal is as exciting, but not many things are.
Well, ok, talking to a bowl of oatmeal is as exciting, but not many things are.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
I am offended by the mere insinuation that I flame people. The simple fact that I do not hesitate when necessary to point out the availability of, and often time preferance for, post-natal abortions and retroactive birth control does not indicate that I flame people. That I could not care less whether the vast majority of you find yourselves stricken inexplicably by small pox or disfigured through an unfortunate combine accident doesn't mean I am an ill-tempered person. I find a flaw, and I point it out. That there is a high percentage of people here who ended up on the short end of the gene pool is a statistical anomaly, but not something I can ignore. For Christ's sake, Ghandi would have made fun of Katie & Empyre.
We're kittens, really!
Meow!
Meow!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
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For Christ's sake, Ghandi would have made fun of Katie & Empyre.
LMMFAO!!! Too true Moe, too true.
I guess the OP had to run off and sharpen his claws. Has he not been back to check on all us "flamers" yet?
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We're kittens, really!
Meow!
Meow!
Skeeter = Eel cos' hes a slippery SoB
Empyre = 3 toed sloth, slow and no all that interesting.
Katie = Bird of Paradise, good to look at and we all want one, but we wish it would shut the hell up.
Psycho = Dolphin all high pitched squeeks and Gay as the day is long.
Kaolin = Elephant big wize and the true lord of the jungle, oh and he'll squash you if you **** him off.
Smash and Gbaji = Monkeys, bright as a button but screech at each other all day.
Trunks = Antelope, bright young and full of energy, gets eaten by the big cats.
Totem = Gorrila as smart as the monkey but more likely so sit around and watch them squable before batting them roughly about the head if they get out of hand.
Flea = Hummingbird, quietly slips from post to post delecatly inserting her poits when you least expect it.
Mrens = Rhino, bad tempered and half blind but charges about raming into stuff all day.
Moe = Lion, proud and likes to think he's top of the food chain but realises that the tiger and Elephant would kick his butt.
Me i'm probably a merecat i stick my head about the parapet every now and again before running away before the big preditors catch me
I wish we could have stuff stickied. That was priceless Tarv.
F'ucking priceless.
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Smash and Gbaji = Monkeys, bright as a button but screech at each other all day.
F'ucking priceless.
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Smash and Gbaji = Monkeys, bright as a button but screech at each other all day
It's hard having hero worship so strong that people define themselves relative to me.
I'm used to it, though.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
What, I'm not wize?
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What, I'm not wize?
Schocking as it may be...
Not so much.
I want to be a pangolin. I've no idea how I'm like a pangolin, but it's a cool word.
How is a pangolin like a writing desk?
How is a pangolin like a writing desk?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Who said eels where not wise? they are pretty much the top of the reef food chain no matter what the sharks think
OMG i forgot Thundra!!!!
sorry thundra please don't send 5 mormons around to harass me.
lets see Thundra = Tiger, pretty to look at but you get the feeling that if you get too close you'll be minus a digit.
Jophiel can choose his own, 7000+ without offending anyone lets you do that i think.
=Pangolin.arms are a little short for typing Joph.
Edited, Mon Apr 26 13:48:50 2004 by tarv
OMG i forgot Thundra!!!!
sorry thundra please don't send 5 mormons around to harass me. lets see Thundra = Tiger, pretty to look at but you get the feeling that if you get too close you'll be minus a digit.
Jophiel can choose his own, 7000+ without offending anyone lets you do that i think.
=Pangolin.arms are a little short for typing Joph.
Edited, Mon Apr 26 13:48:50 2004 by tarv
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lets see Thundra = Tiger, pretty to look at but you get the feeling that if you get too close you'll be minus a digit.
If you're a male, be cautious of which digit she takes.
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I want to be a pangolin. I've no idea how I'm like a pangolin, but it's a cool word.
How is a pangolin like a writing desk?
How is a pangolin like a writing desk?
Do pangolins have flaccid penises?
Whoops, two d1ck and fart jokes in a row. My bad, I hope it doesn't cause any head explosions or anything like that.
They have sharp, scaley ones. Ribbed for her pleasure 
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Yikes, how did you find that out? The scholarly way, or the fun way?
I'm terrified. Really, I am.
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The giant pangolin [...] is a very strong digger, enabling it to open termite mounds with ease. [...] It can also stand and walk upright on its hind legs. [...] The animal preens itself by scratching with the hind legs, lifting its scales so the claws can reach the skin. [...] Pangolins also have well-developed **** scent glands that emit strong, foul-smelling secretions.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
dude, this is the freekin twilight zone.. i don't recognize anyone in here. 'Guess this forum is links with all the other game forums.
("we don't want anymore Samaritans around here!")
Python reference if you didn't catch it.. I'm not anti-Samaritan
Well, Merry Met!!
*lights flamethrower*
*lights cigarette*
*brandishes talons*
("we don't want anymore Samaritans around here!")
Python reference if you didn't catch it.. I'm not anti-Samaritan
Well, Merry Met!!
*lights flamethrower*
*lights cigarette*
*brandishes talons*
"Flea = Hummingbird, quietly slips from post to post delecatly inserting her poits when you least expect it." --Tarv
I'm torn between concocting any number of definitions of "poits" that are sexual in nature or ribbing Skeeter for apparently taking it up the a$$ at inopportune moments. I'm so conflicted!
Totem
I'm torn between concocting any number of definitions of "poits" that are sexual in nature or ribbing Skeeter for apparently taking it up the a$$ at inopportune moments. I'm so conflicted!
Totem
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OMG i forgot Thundra!!!!
*Ahem*
Oh yeah, welcome to the jungle, Kelvy.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Twiztid is unto a platypus. Strange looking and with poisoned spurs in his ankles. Also, he lays eggs.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
And has "fur."
/wink wink, nudge nudge
Totem
/wink wink, nudge nudge
Totem
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