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#1 Apr 26 2004 at 12:05 AM Rating: Default
MMMM mmmm good... ^^
#2 Apr 26 2004 at 12:47 AM Rating: Default
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#3 Apr 26 2004 at 1:14 AM Rating: Good
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Sex and Video Games...


It's been my experience that videogames and sex are infinitely more enjoyable on their own- much like ************ and the baiting of fish-hooks.
#4 Apr 26 2004 at 1:29 AM Rating: Good
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Sex and videogames. Never thought I'd hear those two words in the same sentence. :P
#5 Apr 26 2004 at 1:40 AM Rating: Decent
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Sex and videogames. Never thought I'd hear those two words in the same sentence. :P


Technically, it's not a sentence. It's two nouns joined by a conjunction. At most, it's a statement.

Just sayin'...
#6 Apr 26 2004 at 1:50 AM Rating: Good
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Technically, it's not a sentence. It's two nouns joined by a conjunction. At most, it's a statement.

Just sayin'...



Ugh. I get enough of this grammatical stuff at school. Bite me, grammar ****! ;)
#7 Apr 26 2004 at 1:56 AM Rating: Default
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Ugh. I get enough of this grammatical stuff at school. Bite me, grammar ****! ;)


Apparently it's not sinking in. ;)
#8 Apr 26 2004 at 2:41 AM Rating: Decent
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hahaha you guys are funny.....so

How about some pictures of these so called "Sex and Videogames"
#9 Apr 26 2004 at 2:46 AM Rating: Good
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Sex and videogames? Did anyone ever play Dead or Alive: Extreme Beach Volleyball? Damn, that game was entertaining on so many levels. Not only did you play volleyball and such, but you could buy new, exotic, revealing bathing suits for these busty, gorgeous (albiet digital) women.

Now that's entertainment.
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#10 Apr 26 2004 at 2:50 AM Rating: Decent
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Now that's entertainment.


If you're into that kinda thing. When we gonna see the version of it with the men in speedos?

THAT would be entertainment! HA!

Edited, Mon Apr 26 04:03:48 2004 by psychojester
#11 Apr 26 2004 at 10:39 AM Rating: Decent
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Lets not forget grand theft auto. You could actually ***** a hooker in the game and get life back. After you dropped your load you could then kill the hooker and get your money back!!
Now thats quality gaming right there.
#12 Apr 26 2004 at 12:04 PM Rating: Good
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psychojester wrote:
If you're into that kinda thing. When we gonna see the version of it with the men in speedos?

THAT would be entertainment! HA!


Except that the men who wear Speedos are usually short, dumpy and balding... they're never the good-looking guys that SHOULD be wearing them.
#13 Apr 26 2004 at 12:21 PM Rating: Good
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Nadenu,
Does this red banana hammock make my butt look fat? And does my comb-over make me look more masculine? I lost 3 pounds from cutting out fried pork rinds, so now I'm a svelte 314. Yeah, it's all muscle.


/nods

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#14 Apr 26 2004 at 12:32 PM Rating: Good
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I lost 3 pounds from cutting out fried pork rinds
If you ate nothing BUT fried pork rinds, you'd have lost 30 pounds! God, where have you been -- living under a dieting rock?
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#15 Apr 26 2004 at 1:00 PM Rating: Good
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If you lived under a rock I bet you could lose a lot of weight.....
#16 Apr 26 2004 at 1:47 PM Rating: Default
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Except that the men who wear Speedos are usually short, dumpy and balding...


That would be SO hilarious... for a second at least.
#17 Apr 26 2004 at 1:47 PM Rating: Decent
in dead or alive extreme beach volley ball i was at my friends house and he had it where the women play volleyball without any tops, just big boobs bouncing when they go to hit the ball ;)
#18 Apr 26 2004 at 3:42 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
If you ate nothing BUT fried pork rinds, you'd have lost 30 pounds! God, where have you been -- living under a dieting rock?


Jophiel beat me to it. Don't you know carbs are out and pork rinds and bacon are in???


And Totem, those butt cheeks would look great as long as you use a little Scotch tape to undo what gravity has done to you. Need some help?

Smiley: sly
#19 Apr 26 2004 at 3:47 PM Rating: Good
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Nadenu,
Does this red banana hammock make my butt look fat? And does my comb-over make me look more masculine? I lost 3 pounds from cutting out fried pork rinds, so now I'm a svelte 314. Yeah, it's all muscle.


/nods

Totem


So you're old, AND fat??

Geez Totem, you're lucky I love you for your mind. Your old, fat mind.

Smiley: wink

#20 Apr 26 2004 at 3:56 PM Rating: Good
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Old, fat, ugly, wrinkled, bald, grouchy, and short. I suppose I look like a dwarf...

Totem
#21 Apr 26 2004 at 3:57 PM Rating: Good
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Take away the fact that Totem says he's a "svelte 314" and I keep picturing The Trump.

Now THAT'S a comb over to be proud of!


/shudder, there went my libido.


*edit: NM, just read Totem's last post. Ok, he's a short, dwarf-y Donald.

Edited, Mon Apr 26 16:58:19 2004 by Nadenu
#22 Apr 26 2004 at 5:36 PM Rating: Decent
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I'm well on my way to 314 since I quit smoking.

I must be up to 235.
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#23 Apr 27 2004 at 3:06 PM Rating: Decent
go in your garage and stick a vacuum in your stomach and give yourself lipo-suchtion or however you spell it
#24 Apr 27 2004 at 3:10 PM Rating: Good
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Smash just gave me a reason to buy a pack of cigarettes after work. After all, that kind of weight gain can't possibly be healthy.
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#25 Apr 27 2004 at 8:04 PM Rating: Good
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Heheh. You, sir, are the most under rated poster on this board. I'd swear you were British if I weren't insulting your sexual orientation by doing so.

Totem
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