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#27 Apr 23 2004 at 9:24 PM Rating: Excellent
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Lol, I knew I could count on you for some levity, Angry. It'd be better though if you ended it all in some weird auto-erotic self strangulation plan gone wrong surrounded by all your favorite past issues of Playgirl. Just plain offing yourself wouldn't be up to your usual standard of meteoric flames and gigantic booms at the point of impact.

:)

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#28 Apr 23 2004 at 9:29 PM Rating: Excellent
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#29 Apr 23 2004 at 10:11 PM Rating: Excellent
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Goat farmer here.

On the side I make ****.
#30 Apr 23 2004 at 11:59 PM Rating: Default
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Goat farmer here.

On the side I make ****.


No lie.

I didn't think people could shave goats in that fashion ....

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#31 Apr 24 2004 at 12:19 AM Rating: Excellent
I work for a rather large multi-national corporation which is currently pursuing globalization in to the very pits of Iraq itself. The evil empire that pays my mortgage used to be run by the man who told Dave Letterman to f'uck off in not quite so many words. All I do is design and develop long, drawn out complicated interactive voice response programs that will ensure that you never reach a customer service representative without first enduring every last sales pitch and annoying muzak note we choose to give you. :)

Yes. I am the devil.
#32 Apr 24 2004 at 2:33 AM Rating: Good
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Royal Navy

Logistics, i provide the parts to fix the parts that blow the **** out of things.

Which means i get a nice comfy office some distance away from any shooting. Unless i am on a ship in which case i throw in Firefighting and i run the comms net that provides an overall damage picture to the command so they can direct damage control.

I also do a bit of first aid, seamanship when fueling at sea.

and i twist english into a new language that only sailors can understand.
#33 Apr 24 2004 at 2:56 AM Rating: Good
I work for a job I hate that pays too little, or did someone already say that?
#34 Apr 24 2004 at 7:29 AM Rating: Good
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Third Shift Manager of a convenience store.

Yeah, I suck.

You do too though.
#35 Apr 24 2004 at 7:44 AM Rating: Good
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Chemicaly dependant sex worker?

I work at burger king makin flamin whoppers, I wear a paper hat?

No, I run an EB store. It has it up and downs. I think the biggest down is that all these like, people keep coming in. And they are all stupid. Horribly inept.
#36 Apr 24 2004 at 7:49 AM Rating: Good
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And they are all stupid. Horribly inept.


Yes, but are they either drunk or stoned?

Always wanting free ****?

Do you get pissed because they won't let you bring a gun to work?
#37 Apr 24 2004 at 8:39 AM Rating: Default
When I'm not at school, I'm either playing FF XI or buying drugs with the money my Grandparents send me on Holidays. :)
#38 Apr 24 2004 at 8:57 AM Rating: Excellent
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I'm a nuclear botanist.
#39 Apr 24 2004 at 11:35 AM Rating: Excellent
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So Moe, you work for SOE? Smiley: yikes


Heh I have a great job! Have I mentioned lately I have the best boss in the world? But I think Kao wants to add my job to his resume...
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#40 Apr 24 2004 at 11:54 AM Rating: Good
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We all know what you do Lady Darkflame Smiley: smile you keep Alla out of trouble and Kao on his toes.

Oh and give me a cookie smily to play with for which you deserve a Smiley: cookie
#41 Apr 24 2004 at 12:10 PM Rating: Good
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My days are spent in the sun, laboring for a mason.

I get to build scaffolding and carry bricks and mortar up it all day. A lot of time is also devoted to praying for heavy rain. Well... I suppose it's more of a muttering than a prayer...

Usually around the end of July (when it's 90ยบ almost everyday) I think of giving it up and becoming a Circular Pastry Technician.

At night I take a couple Electrical Engineering courses each semester. I hope to have a degree and be working sometime before my legs give up.
#42 Apr 24 2004 at 12:12 PM Rating: Excellent
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Nadenu the Furtive wrote:
I'm a nuclear botanist.


Soooo.... Does that mean you know how to use nuclear radiation to create an army of giant mutant zombie plant fiends willing to do my evil bidding in a world takeover bid?

... How would you like to be the future empress of south asia? We of the K(aolian's) A(rmy) O(f) S(illyness) world takeover group, ltd. are always looking for talented individuals willing to engage in a minor world takeover plan or two. We havea great medical plan, and free membership in several international diners card clubs!
#43 Apr 24 2004 at 12:12 PM Rating: Excellent
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shameen wrote:
My days are spent in the sun, laboring for a mason.


It's a FreeMason!!! Get it!!!!
#44 Apr 24 2004 at 12:15 PM Rating: Excellent
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Lady Darkflame wrote:

But I think Kao wants to add my job to his resume...


Well I wouldn't mind being a moderator of sorts, but not at the expense of your job. Now Haggan's job, that's a whole nother issue...

Just kidding Haggan! Smiley: wink
#45 Apr 24 2004 at 12:16 PM Rating: Excellent
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btw civil engineer > landscape estimator.


What's the difference between a civil engineer and an aerospace engineer?

An aerospace engineer makes weapons. A civil engineer makes targets!!!
#46 Apr 24 2004 at 2:02 PM Rating: Good
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Dread Lord Kaolian wrote:
Soooo.... Does that mean you know how to use nuclear radiation to create an army of giant mutant zombie plant fiends willing to do my evil bidding in a world takeover bid?

... How would you like to be the future empress of south asia? We of the K(aolians) A(rmy) O(f) S(illyness) world takeover group, ltd. are always looking for talented individuals willing to engage in a minor world takeover plan or two. We havea great medical plan, and free membership in several international diners card clubs!


Put it this way: you don't want to **** off one of my cacti.

Throw in a dental plan, and you've got an empress.
#47 Apr 24 2004 at 3:51 PM Rating: Decent
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Manager of an Auto Parts Store, not gonna say which, but lets just say Jesse James likes it. anywho, im only doin this till i can afford to finish the last 1.5 years of architecture school.
#48 Apr 24 2004 at 4:08 PM Rating: Good
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What in the world is the ghost of a dead old bank and train robber doing in an auto parts store?

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#49 Apr 24 2004 at 4:31 PM Rating: Excellent
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Totem, that was officially the 30,000th post in this forum. Congrats!
#50 Apr 24 2004 at 4:41 PM Rating: Decent
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I wonder if Jesse James ever went into one of your stores before you guys started paying him. LoL
I push electrons from here to there, 12 hour shifts, days then nights...then days, then more nights...you guys here keep me awake most nights at work.Smiley: sleeper
Thanks for that.Smiley: yikes
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#51 Apr 24 2004 at 4:43 PM Rating: Good
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College student. Not sure if that counts as "what I do for a living", but if it helps, I'm majoring in engineering.
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