http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=514&e=6&u=/ap/20040423/ap_on_el_pr/bush_13
President Bush (news - web sites) said Friday he is a committed conservationist who will safeguard the nation's natural treasures, rejecting widespread criticism that his administration has harmed the environment.
He then went on to say "Psych!"
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