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#1 Apr 23 2004 at 10:02 AM Rating: Decent
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Come on, go on record now so people can taunt you when you're wrong.

Who's Kerry going to pick for a running mate. I'll throw my prediction in later, so as not to unduly influence you savages.

It's a shame it won't be McCain, that'd be a hell of a ticket.
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#2 Apr 23 2004 at 10:09 AM Rating: Good
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Pretty boy Edwards. He needs a counterbalance in the looks dept. Woof!
#3 Apr 23 2004 at 10:51 AM Rating: Decent
I vote for Big Al. and no I dont mean gore.
#4 Apr 23 2004 at 10:57 AM Rating: Decent
I know this isnt legal but I think Al Sharpton should run as Veep on both tickets.
#5 Apr 23 2004 at 12:20 PM Rating: Decent
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I vote for Big Al. and no I dont mean gore.


Franken?
#6 Apr 23 2004 at 2:08 PM Rating: Decent
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Fred Savage.

Because entertainment politicians are so vogue these days.
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#7 Apr 23 2004 at 4:34 PM Rating: Decent
I wish it could be McCain, but prolly Edwards or Clark if I was guessing.
#8 Apr 23 2004 at 5:36 PM Rating: Good
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I'm leaning towards Clark as well.

Too bad it probably wont be McCain. I'd actually almost vote for the pair if that was the case (although my personal distaste for Kerry is pretty high). Heck. I would have voted for McCain if he'd won the nomination 4 years ago (which would have made for some really interesting changes in the political discussions on this board!)...
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#9 Apr 23 2004 at 6:19 PM Rating: Good
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Lol, Debalic, Fred would make a fine choice in this day and age. However, if he chose Kate Beckinsale, Kerry'd get the male boobie lovers vote, a demographic not to be ignored...

Is it just me or does it seems she increased a cup size or two in recent mammory, errr, memory?

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#10 Apr 23 2004 at 6:20 PM Rating: Good
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http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/2437/Events/2437/KateBeckin_Pimen_2322924_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Beckinsale,%20Kate

Are those stretch marks on her chest?!? Egads! Rub some vitamin E on those puppies! Better yet, let me!

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#11 Apr 23 2004 at 6:22 PM Rating: Decent
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It won't be Clarke. They hate each other. Like punch the other guy in the face if no one is looking hate.

Really.

Could be Edwards, but my money is on Bill Richardson.
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