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We went, we saw, we are exhausted. Walked almost everywhere. Skeet kept grabbing his own *** and exclaiming it was 'tight like a tiger,' I kept announcing every bridge I saw was the Brooklyn Bridge. On the bus on the way there, Skeeter proposed making me a member of the '5-foot-high' club. Our hotel sold cup-of-soups for $1. At the end of the day I reaffirmed that NY was a great place to shop, and Skeeter decided that it was dirty, after seeing people blow their nose, spit and poo on the street. He said he didn't feel lik he had been to NY as much as to China, but that's because we couldn't afford to stay someplace nicer.
Lol. True dat.
If you go to the Empire state building, DON'T take the "short wait" line to "see the building". It's twice as much money and it's only a movie, on THE SECOND FLOOR!" I'm glad that I decided to stop after being hurried along by 3 or 4 workers there to actually read the brochure they gave me instead of asking them.
Flea, what did you say about our first taxi driver? Gay, Jewish, and what?