Sexuality and ChildrenFollow

I will admit to my first time being clumsy and painful. Memorable, yes. Special, no. The no-sex-before-marriage idea is very silly if you consider sexual compatibility to be an important part of a relationship. Boy and girl naughty bits come in all shapes and sizes - you really want to check they work well together. I have had girlfriends where the sex was always amazing, and others where it was always terrible.

Yeah, well, that's what makes it a challenge

Disgusting illiterate **** pedophile.

What the **** was that supposed to be, anyway? Sum up for me.

Who are you to tarnish my views? If I want to do that let me, and shut up!

Right, but his weren't so stunningly bad.

There was once a pilot named Totem.
Who posted from his town libraary modem.
One day while piloting his bird,
He swallowed his own trud,
And coughed so hard he seperated his *******.

Actually, the end of Lear's first line and last line were always the same:

There was once a pilot named Totem.
Who posted from his town library modem.
One day while piloting his bird,
He swallowed his own ****,
Which killed that old pilot named Totem

Like that. Actually, I think they're all "Once was a (person) from (place)" but I didn't feel like rewriting the entire thing.

The owl and the pus[i][/i]sycat went to sea
In a beautiful pea green boat...

That'll be tough unless people start posting in Limericks.


I love limericks. And so...


A government spook, Kaolian
Objecting to posters assholian
would sift throught their data
and find their errata
then virtually f*ck them cornholian

and...

And poor androgynous Thundra
(that's one of the names she posts undra)
twas lacking a member
to determine a gender
just one of her many conundra


and...

A clever right-winger Gbaji
whom Smash claims is overly stodgy
won't back his quotations
with any citations
which some of us find rather dodgy.

and..


And then there's the brilliant young Smash
all filled with fire and dash
He's smarter than you
and prolly me too
but I still think that I make more cash

and..


One cagey old fellow named Totem
(I'm rather reluctant to quote 'im)
on posters distasteful
of his time too wasteful
would take great delight as he smote 'em

Edited, Mon Apr 26 17:41:41 2004 by Deathwysh

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Death, Those are fantastic. I especially like smash and Thundra's. Hilarious. Keep it up, give us some more!!!!

Wasn't there a South Park episode about this? Children dont understand sexuality because there's not one good reason in the world they need to. Damn, why can't kids just sit down in front of their playstations and blow up frogs or whatever the hell they do in peace? I got to as a kid. I know what sex is now and noones hurt for it. You'll know about it when its time for you to know about it. We have enough sexuality all over TV, the radio and whatnot. We're desynsetizing our children to it at an earlier and earlier age. It's a great measure of how irresponsible we are. When it boils down to it.. The only reason why you want a child to know about sex is because YOU WANT them to know about sex.... Not because they need to. There is no reason for a kid who cant have sex to know how to have sex unless somewhere in your sick litle head you want them to be scarred like you in that department. Thats all i have to say.. Oh and F*&( NAMBLA!! I hope they all rot in hell!

Damn! Sorry honey, that made me laugh.
More, more!

Edited, Mon Apr 26 19:15:51 2004 by Atomicflea

/stands up to begin an ovation in honor of Deathwysh

RACK and double RACK you! That takes the cake for the best posts in a thread this year. Ogden Nash lives on! You, sir, have my vote for Best Poster of the Year.

Totem

From what I have seen smash likes to take things as if you are the biggest idiot in the world.

This means one of two things:

1. Smash is an idiot, and has no idea what anybody here is talking about.

2. Smash gets bored of all the posts that clearly state the obvious, and so he stirs it up, by antagonizing and by being a bit of an idiot. Personally, I think it is good, it stops people from saying, "pedophiles are bad", and walking away thinking that they are geniuses. I am just surprised at his efficency rate, not many get by, I would get tired.

I go for # 2. I'll probably get taunted for this post, which is clearly stating the obvious.