If you do any of the following, you are gay.
Use your instead of you're
Use ghey instead of gay.
Don't capitalize your own freakin' name.
Wear spandex.
Are offended when people call you gay.
Insist on repeating that you are a 13 year old racist wigger.
Look like eminem and/or Slim Shady and/or Marshal Mathers.
You 'love me, man'.
You press Alt Tab.
You are in an abyss of insecurity. Chasm or fissure are acceptable.
You are a woman who likes to munch carpet.
You are a male that likes to gobble the weiner.
You have a problem with my list.
Edit: You have a forum which doesn't allow you to use coding in the title.
Edited, Thu Apr 22 15:01:12 2004 by Starwarzkid
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What if you look like Jerry Mathers?
Or Penny Marshall
Edited, Thu Apr 22 15:03:14 2004 by Jophiel
Or Penny Marshall
Edited, Thu Apr 22 15:03:14 2004 by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
you think the first one you would have put would be
1.If you're gay
1.If you're gay
No, you think the first one I would have put would be "If you're gay", and you were wrong.
I see you used you're instead of your though.
Kudos.
I see you used you're instead of your though.
Kudos.
lol yeah i caught that one
One of my goals here, two really, to entertain and educate.
That and to call everybody gay.
You all are by the way, just so you know.
That and to call everybody gay.
You all are by the way, just so you know.
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Use your instead of you're
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Don't capitalize your own freakin' name
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Don't capitalize your own freakin' name
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
/peers in to see the battle of the gays. Which is more gay? Not capitalizing your own freakin' name, or Alt Tabing?
This should be better than flying croc against flying shark.
This should be better than flying croc against flying shark.
I nominate this as gayest thread ever.
You're just a butt pirate in disguise, aren't you, SWK?
You're just a butt pirate in disguise, aren't you, SWK?
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
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Not gay, I.
Nope, but seeing as how I have over 100 posts now, I can feign knowledge of your intimate life right?
No need to worry about me hittin' on ya though, I've seen that Skeeter doesn't like that too much, plus, I have a very pretty girlfriend already.
Edited, Thu Apr 22 15:26:11 2004 by Starwarzkid
Starwarzkid wrote:
Use your instead of you're
That screams Skeeter to me.
Hate to blame another puppet on you, buddy, but this one is you all over. Or did you come out already, and I missed it?
Edited, Thu Apr 22 15:26:19 2004 by Tare
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Funny, to me screaming Skeeter would be more like:
"SKEEEEETTTEERRRRRRR!!!!!!"
Though, what do I know?
"SKEEEEETTTEERRRRRRR!!!!!!"
Though, what do I know?
Flying shark vs flying croc is ghey.
Chipmunk vs. Vole is where it's at. Plus, they're cheaper to feed than flying sharks.
Chipmunk vs. Vole is where it's at. Plus, they're cheaper to feed than flying sharks.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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Plus, they're cheaper to feed than flying sharks.
Bah, you mean they're cheaper to feed to flying sharks.
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Nope, but seeing as how I have over 100 posts now, I can feign knowledge of your intimate life right?
No need to worry about me hittin' on ya though, I've seen that Skeeter doesn't like that too much, plus, I have a very pretty girlfriend already.
No need to worry about me hittin' on ya though, I've seen that Skeeter doesn't like that too much, plus, I have a very pretty girlfriend already.
You outed yourself, hon.
What? Anybody that has been reading the boards for a short while knows that he get's all protective the moment anybody mentions you in one of their sexual fantasies. Then promptly gets teased for getting all defensive. I've read that, it's some funny stuff!
Especially Jophiel, in a very oxymoron kind of way, it takes a man to come on to a woman with the guise of a flaccid *****.
Especially Jophiel, in a very oxymoron kind of way, it takes a man to come on to a woman with the guise of a flaccid *****.
Sockpuppet wrote:
Especially Jophiel, in a very oxymoron kind of way, it takes a man to come on to a woman with the guise of a flaccid *****.
Edited, Thu Apr 22 15:50:39 2004 by Yanari
I was going to say you're being kinda esoteric there, Yanari, but it occurs to me that you jumped on my Burl Ives remark immediately as well.
Get with the times, woman!
Get with the times, woman!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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What? Anybody that has been reading the boards for a short while knows that he get's all protective the moment anybody mentions you in one of their sexual fantasies. Then promptly gets teased for getting all defensive. I've read that, it's some funny stuff!
oh re-he-he-he-eally? i know who i'm thinking about when work out the purple-headed yogurt slinger tonight.
WTF? The punk girl from TCBY said we were dating exclusively!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
totem wrote:
#12.
you said you gobbled weiner.Jophiel wrote:
Get with the times, woman!
That being said, it'd probably be a safe bet that I'm older than most of the regular posters here. Compound that with my lifelong appreciation for old movies and music and yup, some of my references are going to whiz right past people. Ah well, such is my burden. heh heh
Now I command you to get a hold of Some Like it Hot and watch it all the way through! Marylin is at her adorable and sexy finest in that role.
SWK, is your pretty girl-friend's name Bruce?
Oops, I said 'your'.
I don't have a problem with your list though, ignorance makes me laugh my *** off.
Oops, I said 'your'.
I don't have a problem with your list though, ignorance makes me laugh my *** off.
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I don't have a problem with your list though, ignorance makes me laugh my *** off.
My, aren't we crabby.
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